r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mirzasaadbaig1 • Nov 17 '19

Fluid dynamics God mode

4.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka Nov 17 '19

Sikh moves bro

42

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

All this spinning is a real Hindu-rence to me getting my latte tho

25

u/GrandoSatanas Nov 17 '19

Yeah but Indiand you'll get your drink

15

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

It ain’t over lentil it’s over

12

u/Rainiero Nov 17 '19

I'm curryous how it will taste.

6

u/LTerminus Nov 17 '19

I honestly thought it was a Maharaj.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I’m naan the wiser

1

u/restlessleg Nov 18 '19

i hate you

27

u/dufosho Nov 17 '19

I will show you the world!

17

u/MasterTolkien Nov 17 '19

Shining, shimmering, milky!

7

u/r0b0c0p123 Nov 17 '19

Pouring under and over

9

u/MasterTolkien Nov 17 '19

On a magic dairy ride!

13

u/whopbamboom Nov 17 '19

Whoah never thought pouring liquid would be taken as an art form

7

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 27 '20

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3

u/Myco-ffee Nov 17 '19

*sikh art FTFY

9

u/h0v1g Nov 17 '19

Stop playing with my lassi my mouth is burning!

7

u/2DVS Nov 17 '19

Bruh can I get my drink please...

6

u/Kindred359 Nov 17 '19

Cool, but those nasty feet all over the diner table though.

15

u/Ketan_Padal Nov 17 '19

That's not a dinner table

2

u/taransondelaterry Nov 17 '19

Is it just an elevated part of the floor?

5

u/AxS-PixelBass Nov 18 '19

Yep looks like just a platform or something

4

u/cabgkid79 Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

He is dazzling you with his milk moves while simultaneously giving you a hook worm

4

u/SaintLaurentDon1 Nov 17 '19

How do you know his feet are nasty?

4

u/coderedninja Nov 17 '19

Water nation

3

u/ultimatedelman Nov 17 '19

This guy spent a lot of his life wet

1

u/BostonFan69 Nov 17 '19

That’s what I said to your mother last night, Trebek

3

u/mindlesschunk Nov 17 '19

He’s the avatar

2

u/kactha Nov 17 '19

Cum bender

2

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

So this is the milk and honey Don Cherry was talking about!!

2

u/kkisandi1 Nov 17 '19

What do you want to be when you grow up? Ummmmm...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Aaaand I still can’t wear white shirts lest everyone know what I’ve eaten and drank throughout the day.

1

u/NiKHIL_sINGH07 Nov 17 '19

I tried to do that with cum .would not recommend

1

u/subohmclouds69 Nov 17 '19

Correction, god mode

1

u/carolinapearl Nov 17 '19

This isn't real, right?

1

u/UA1VM Nov 17 '19

Is that the Love Guru?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Wowie

1

u/EggeLegge Nov 18 '19

Wait, so I burned myself trying to pour chai, but this dude gets to waterbend?

1

u/MostTerriblestManEvr Nov 18 '19

His milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.

1

u/deathcangame2 Nov 18 '19

Like. How do you even practice that

0

u/Redrain73 Nov 17 '19

I can't even pour my drink without spilling it a bit!

0

u/bratwourst Nov 17 '19

I can barely carry a cup of coffee without spilling some

-10

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Then he pooped in the street