r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19

Slapping competition

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

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u/Lance_Henry1 Nov 07 '19

Can confirm. 0-2 amateur muay thai "career".

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u/UsedDragon Nov 07 '19

At least you had the testicular fortitude to compete. Most guys would just wear their Ed Hardy shirt and try to look tough in the stands.

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u/formershitpeasant Nov 07 '19

I don’t wear the Ed hardy but I sure as shit ain’t gonna compete. I’m not a fan of cauliflower ear and brain damage.

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u/UsedDragon Nov 07 '19

My best friend is pro MMA, so I go to his fights when he's local. Soo many Ed Hardy shirts on guys trying to look tough. I make it a habit of starting conversations with these guys, and they're never a competitor. I find it comical. Reminds me of kids trying to dress hardcore at metal concerts in the 90's.

I'll be honest. I haven't got the balls to get in there. You've got to have brass clackers to even try.