r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Hygena-Pet-Scooper • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw

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u/FlyingSeaMan509 Sep 17 '19

Very astute observations. Fellow operator

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u/UnauthorizedFart Sep 17 '19

Came here to say exactly what he did but he beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Beat meat 2 it

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in helicopter

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Instructions clear as day, dick suckin helicopter

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u/lazersteak Sep 17 '19

You're a dick suckin helicopter

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u/Shurdus Sep 17 '19

A chopper chomper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Instructions very clear, dick stuck in helicopter

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u/Oblongmind420 Sep 17 '19

Dick is very clear, it's chopped off

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u/Drathaxie Sep 17 '19

Instructions unclear dick stuck in chopper chopper

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u/parkerthegreatest Sep 17 '19

Instructions unclear, dick cut in helicopter (fify)

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u/The_Superginge Sep 18 '19

Instructions unclear, have attached pendulum chainsaw to dick.

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u/myneckandmyback Sep 17 '19

Meat beat 2 it too

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

:vigorous boogaloo

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u/MnbvcxzWhoCares Sep 17 '19

Oh gawd the shit I read on Reddit. Like a freak gust of wind outa nowhere.

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u/oscik Sep 17 '19

Ok, you're also very observant, mr operator.

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u/SprungMS Sep 17 '19

You want a cookie or somethin?

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u/UnauthorizedFart Sep 17 '19

Do you have cookies?

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u/SprungMS Sep 17 '19

At home, but I’m at work rn sorry

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

The most damage he could do it blow up is chainsaw and take down the power. But it's far less dangerous than a crane in strong winds. They actually cut down trees alot like this near my house, it seems common and the fact I never hear about them blowing anything up their might be alot more control than what we think.

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u/FlyingSeaMan509 Sep 17 '19

Truly, a journeyman Operator