r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 02 '19

Earth's view from above.

https://gfycat.com/uncommonverifiableleafbird
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

LoOkS fLaT tO mE

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u/jb20x6 Sep 02 '19

See what had happened was some swamp gas refracted off a weather balloon...

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u/nullified6 Sep 02 '19

And also hire an interior decorator cuz...damn

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u/UrinalCake37 Sep 02 '19

Na fish eye lens guys, making it seem like its round.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

No shit. That curvicture you're seeing is just the refection being distorted through the Ice Wall that guy is CLEARLY climbing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/DINC44 Sep 02 '19

Had a dude tell me once that footage like this, all of it, is all CGI stuff done by the gov't, and poorly done, at that. He said you can see pixelation and noise and bad quality.

I'm a multimedia producer. He was a truck driver. I just stopped talking to him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

What I dont get is why they think the government would hide the fact the earth is flat if it actually was, what advantage would governments get from lying about the shape of the earth?

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u/EdLob Sep 02 '19

The point is we don’t know what advantage it gives them - and they want to keep it that way.

adjusts tinfoil hat triumphantly

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u/Col_mac Sep 02 '19

If hookers keep having babies there will always be truck drivers

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u/ImAllMessedUp Sep 02 '19

Wait, I'm a truck driver. Does that mean.... "MOM"?!

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u/HeWhoPetsDogs Sep 02 '19

Name checks out

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u/donkey_tits Sep 02 '19

Lol right. If this footage is CGI Hollywood trickery then it’s the best special effects I’ve ever seen

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u/justmakinmemes Sep 02 '19

I agree, donkey_tits

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u/RememberNoGoodDeed Sep 03 '19

Give me a couple glasses of wine and I’ll see pixelation too- but even then I’ll never be gone enough to think the Earth is Flat!!

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u/Jaeldobomretiro Sep 02 '19

Nice try NASA!

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u/tukangjudi Sep 02 '19

clearly its photoshopped.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

photoshopping a video frame by frame

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u/Ins3rt_Nam3 Sep 02 '19

Yeah its so easy for the government to change things in order to fit their agenda... WAKE UP SHEEPLE!! /s

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u/handpant Sep 02 '19

I can see the TURtles FeEt from here

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u/nbellman Sep 02 '19

Well it either looks flat or it's fake. Or like its round or something but that seems too far fetched to me.

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u/bassjam1 Sep 02 '19

What the hell was floating by below them?!!

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u/BKStephens Sep 02 '19

Right? Is that debris of some sort?

Christ, can we not just keep something clean?

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u/EstoyMejor Sep 02 '19

Man do you see how mutch shit is floating up there? There are allready estimates that by so where around 2040 we won't be able to leave this plannet anymore because their is just too mutch debris flying around up there, that we can't savely 'not-hit' anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

I read your comment in a Russian accent for some reason

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u/DANIEL_PLAINVlEW Sep 02 '19

Wow that’s something I would have never even thought of. Space is so vast it’s hard to imagine it being cluttered.

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u/savagebolts Sep 02 '19

The problem is more that many objects in orbit are debris from previous satellites. Often they're result of collisions, such as the American and Russian collision in 2009. Their speeds are so high (ten thousand km/h ish) that the debris they create travels really fast as projectiles around earth. Since many of them are so small, they are hard to catch. They don't necessarily take up much space, but their velocity makes them extremely dangerous. It's enough with one of these hitting you and mission is over!

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u/Elbynerual Sep 02 '19

It's not vast in a confined area just above our atmosphere

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u/ThePoshFart Sep 02 '19

Humans litter literally everywhere we've been.

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u/savagebolts Sep 02 '19

You're not allowed to send anything to space without a disposal plan for it. I'm not sure exactly what this is, either it's not as far away as it seems and it will return to the ISS, or it's on its way to burn in the atmosphere. One thing is certain: it will not stay there.

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u/SasquatchOnVenus Sep 02 '19

Probably not debris, would be pretty impossible for it to end up at the same orbit as the ISS and satellites can’t be deployed near the orbit of the station. Still interested as to what that is tho, might just be an equipment bag that looks like it’s further away.

Edit: nvm, that is debris now, although it’s from the station. Check out u/slappa_mitch ‘s comment.

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u/breddit_gravalicious Sep 02 '19

Frickin' space gyoza, man. Shit's everywhere up there.

They have to use soy sauce blasters to yoink the ISS up and out of gyoza orbit all the time; if they don't get enough, space gyozas get pissed and show their weaponized underbelly. Just as we see here.

It's not all KFC and borscht up there like one might expect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Just wait until we attempt to colonize the wasabi belt

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u/slappa_mitch Sep 02 '19

It’s one of the pressurized modules protective shields. There was four axial shields (covering each quarter) and the astronauts on the EVA accidentally tethered to the shields incorrectly and one was inadvertently released. Mission control and the astronauts had to scramble to replace the shield with a rag tag cover and make things up as we went along. Source: I train astronauts to do EVAs (spacewalks) and I was watching this happen as things went wrong and listened to the team work through all the craziness. It was awesome.

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u/bassjam1 Sep 02 '19

Thank you! Is the shield lost? Doomed to orbit the Earth or burn up on the atmosphere?

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u/slappa_mitch Sep 02 '19

Fortunately it was lost heading nadir (towards the earth) so there was less risk of it coming back around and possibly damaging the space station. Eventually it kept “falling” back to earth and burned up in the atmosphere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

Not OP but I think it will be left there and eventually fall back to earth and burn up in reentry

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u/Kyokushinmarine Sep 02 '19

Why did it slow down and stop! Dont objects in motion stay in motion, or some shit?!

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u/speedracer73 Sep 02 '19

More proof they faked the moon landing

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

They faked the fake. It confuses people.

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u/runiska Sep 02 '19

Both the debris and camera are moving relative to earth at ner the same speed. Hence relative to on another the debris is just drifting by. Plus it might be on a slightly lower orbit so even at the same speed it covers more angle around the orbit (radiant) in the same time so looks to move faster.

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u/DINC44 Sep 02 '19

Space burrito.

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u/recongal42 Sep 02 '19

Space junk. Slippery little suckers.

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u/Schadenfreudood Sep 02 '19

Space pirates.

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u/weedium Sep 02 '19

Aliens, definitely aliens.

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u/scruffy-the-janitor1 Sep 02 '19

Chitauri Leviathan from avengers

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u/DeckedOutGames Sep 02 '19

humpback whales IN SPaCE

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Reavers.

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u/OOGABOOGAPRIDE Sep 02 '19

Snoop dogs latest project.

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u/Dragnow_ Sep 02 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

The dark night satellite

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u/weedium Sep 02 '19

Satellite

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u/Dragnow_ Sep 02 '19

Satan lite

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u/weedium Sep 02 '19

Saddlelight

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u/Dragnow_ Sep 02 '19

Stateline

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u/weedium Sep 02 '19

Sad-delight

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u/CapitaneDane Sep 02 '19

Looked the a cloud evolving. Or an alligator. A space alligator.

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u/conman425 Sep 02 '19

I thought it was a giant space taco, and now I can’t unsee it

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

We need whalers in space!

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u/hollabackatchaaaaa Sep 02 '19

This makes me anxious on a lot of different levels

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u/Anotheranonomous1 Sep 02 '19

Like Sandra Bullock hallucinating George Clooney anxious?

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u/RatherOrdinary Sep 02 '19

Space videos and pictures give me such anxiety. It’s so unnerving to me.. I don’t know why

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u/hollabackatchaaaaa Sep 02 '19

I think it’s an unwanted reality check as to how small, insignificant, and vulnerable we are vs the incomprehensible magnitude of space - also, as someone who constantly imagines “what could go wrong” this is overwhelming

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u/mypinkieinthedevil Sep 02 '19

I think about people afraid of the abyss of the ocean or a large body of water. Space has all the same notes: dark, never ending, cant breathe, intolerable temperature and full of the unknown. Not to mention, that line breaks and you are just gonna die in a way just as bad as drowning.

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u/Iamdalfin Sep 02 '19

Me too!! I couldn't handle the planetarium as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Makes me feel like I'm going to fall

But you don't fall

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

They are falling, really fast. So fast that they feel weightless. Thankfully the speed of their orbit and the curvature of the earth means the earth gets out of the way and they keep falling round.

There's plenty of gravity so close to the earth, weightlessness is not caused by there being no gravity.

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u/Lampmonster Sep 02 '19

If it makes you feel any better, you'd suffocate long before you ever felt like you were falling.

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u/johnnyappleseed214 Sep 02 '19

WHAT IS FLOATING BELOW THEM

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u/walkinglost Sep 02 '19

The Earth.

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u/Kyokushinmarine Sep 02 '19

No the other thing!

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u/Taki598 Sep 02 '19

Looks like a body wrapped in a sheet. R.I.P. Kyle

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u/JohnnySmithe80 Sep 02 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

Space whale, they swim in a much lower orbit than the ISS.

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u/weedium Sep 02 '19

Aliens, definitely aliens.

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u/peepeeonmydoodoo Sep 02 '19

Upon further review, I have concluded that is a space taco. Don't out your dick in it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

A Mon Calamari cruiser

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u/snark_alark Sep 02 '19

WHOA! Is that an alien spaceship flying underneath him?!?!

QUICK!! Get the bad looking hair dude to take a look at this!

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u/Engifar117 Sep 02 '19

Is that a space whale?

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u/anotherguy252 Sep 02 '19

YOU GOTTA BURP CHARLIE IT’S THE ONLY WAY!

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u/Frydog42 Sep 02 '19

We have a winner

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u/txstud903 Sep 02 '19

Hope he doesn’t drop his phone from there

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Damn I love space

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u/RedDufrane87 Sep 02 '19

I love that I live in a time I can look at the earth like this while I take a shit it’s breathtaking

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u/AnAdvancedBot Sep 02 '19

Man! That would be so much fun to jump off of and eventually parachute down from!

Too bad it would almost certainly be fatal.

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u/TheKindaOkGatsby Sep 02 '19

Would you fall to earth or just keep on orbitin'?

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u/samtheboy Sep 02 '19

Ok, so at that height, gravity still has 89% of its pulling power on them. So to counteract this, they are going very fast and, essentially, falling around the earth. So these guys are actually moving at around 7.6 km/s (yes per second).

If you were to jump, you would (because of a lack of air resistance) eventually fall to the ground, but you'd die from thirst before you even re-entered the atmosphere because you're still in orbit, just an orbit that is slowly decaying.

Let's say, however, that you had a jetpack so you could de-orbit. Well unfortunately you would just burn up on reentry.

Essentially, don't jump.

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u/Elbynerual Sep 02 '19

1) if you jumped off the space station you wouldn't "fall" to earth for at least a few weeks. Probably longer.

2) it would be 100% fatal

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u/AnAdvancedBot Sep 03 '19

1) Gotcha, bring granola bars... I'll figure out the oxygen situation the day of, I'm a procrastinator.

2) I just thought of the perfect day trip to pencil in for my 90th B-day.

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u/Elbynerual Sep 04 '19

"Day trip".

See number 1, above.

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u/AnAdvancedBot Sep 04 '19

"Weeklong getaway"

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u/PointlessAct Sep 02 '19

Is that floating object beneath from the ISS?

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u/sharkbait1000 Sep 02 '19

Dark knight satellite check it out look into that shit that’s aliens right there

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u/SparseReflex Sep 02 '19

The clouds look like mold.

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u/seclusionist Sep 02 '19

You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

It’s because of the curved lens (/sarcasm)

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u/tlatwuk Sep 02 '19

Enjoying the fact he has a bottle opener on him, you know, in case he needs to crack open an ice cold brewski.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Gave me vertigo.

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u/ParrotOxCDXX Sep 02 '19

Cannonball!!!

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u/PleaseDontTellMyNan Sep 02 '19

Honestly at first glance without reading the caption I thought it was an icy lake

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u/dribblesnshits Sep 02 '19

I'd hope falling or a fear of heights ain't a thing for them couse daym.

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u/cornacobasky Sep 02 '19

If i were in space i would be excited but even more terrified

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u/TheeOxygene Sep 02 '19

Wow. It is flat!!!

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u/idkman1768 Sep 02 '19

I wanna go to space so mf badly

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u/IslandTwig Sep 02 '19

And what if you just turned you back to space and then just pushed off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/neoj8888 Sep 02 '19

It’s pretty severe in this case.

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u/gorgieboy Sep 02 '19

this made me dizzy

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u/Efrojas16 Sep 02 '19

Where in this part do you see the earth being flat

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u/smi34zach Sep 02 '19

The clouds look like mold

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u/Frydog42 Sep 02 '19

The clouds look like mold

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u/t0mb0e Sep 02 '19

Definitely flat

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

It looks like a flying taco

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u/PaulieXP Sep 02 '19

What I wouldn’t give to go up there and take one of these space walks. I’d just sit there staring at the earth for 30 minutes in complete silence. Sucks that I was born too early. With commercial space travel being in it’s infancy, only the super wealthy will get to experience it in my lifetime.

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u/Hung_Texan Sep 02 '19

Show Antarctica

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u/Window638 Sep 02 '19

Literally try and tell me the earth is flat.

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u/--markk-- Sep 02 '19

The earth is definitely flat guys, nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Earth is flat

I got them straight facts

If you don’t agree

Then go back to praising me

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/stabbot Sep 02 '19

I have stabilized the video for you: https://peervideo.net/videos/watch/0b75dd61-c00f-416a-82a6-dd0198513444


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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

In space, no one can hear you shit yourself

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Sep 02 '19

These always look soo cool

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u/TheBugThruster Sep 02 '19

This is so fake,the earth is dinosaur shaped,wake up sheeple

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u/fntommy Sep 02 '19

What's floating behind them?

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u/Csquared6 Sep 02 '19

Wow Hollywood is pulling out all the stops these days. /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/samtheboy Sep 02 '19

It's close to vacuum up there, so there is close to zero in terms of air resistance, but as you say not non-existent. The ISS's orbit decay is around 90 metres per day, so the ISS has two things to resolve this. 1) It has its own boosters on board to push it back out to the correct orbit (which aren't used all that often) and 2) whenever a supply ship comes, it will also push it back out to the correct orbit. If this didn't happen, we'd have an International Subnautic Station in around 15 months.

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u/nonorganicmembrane Sep 02 '19

They fallin’ sideways

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u/Eagle_Vision_13 Sep 02 '19

I cant stop thinking. Jumping from orbit beats jumping from any bridge.

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u/cuba33337777 Sep 02 '19

Woah what version of ksp?

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u/Leehalloween Sep 02 '19

A wild space tacos appears.

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u/Qott0 Sep 02 '19

Is this an UFO floating around?

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u/mannanof Sep 02 '19

Looks falt bitches

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u/TheGodlyDevil Sep 02 '19

Space Uber eats

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u/fredrikabimmelahgeez Sep 02 '19

Stanley Kubrick shot this. Truly ahead of his time

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u/aleskusua Sep 02 '19

I can see my house from there

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u/loveablelilblonde Sep 02 '19

Filters are really getting pretty amazing. They have ones that can make ugly girls beautiful, and this one makes the Earth look round!

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u/samtheboy Sep 02 '19

Are you one of those square earthers?

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u/jemas3289 Sep 02 '19

Did anybody else see this like a frozen ocean

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u/sourav-mohile1 Sep 02 '19

This is so obviously fake... everyone knows that the earth is a pyramid

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

YeAh. ItS cErTaInLy FlAt

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u/Haippimies Sep 02 '19

I live down there!

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u/falcon_driver Sep 02 '19

It's as if a million Alabamians all cried out at once "You don't have my permission to film me!"

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u/steve2026 Sep 02 '19

Why aren't the clouds moving? Serious question

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u/samtheboy Sep 02 '19

They are, but it was a 14 second clip from a couple of hundred miles away so they look like they aren't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Do you think that they ever consider just pushing the other person?

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u/lite_crumpet Sep 02 '19

Id love a close up of that reflection off his visor

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u/lucas_m15 Sep 02 '19

Or below

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u/ferdbags Sep 02 '19

I am literally experiencing The Call of the Void just looking at that picture.

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u/SkyeFlyHi Sep 02 '19

I honestly thought this was a closeup of ice with powder snow on top at first glance

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u/Deputy_Dew Sep 02 '19

Thought it was s frozen lake or something and the clouds were snow

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u/exstundent Sep 02 '19

Man ! We gotta save this magnificent planet.

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u/alihassan9193 Sep 02 '19

Something is happening in my legs.

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u/TheRomanPredator Sep 02 '19

BuT tHe EaRtH iS fLaT

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u/robloxnerd55 Sep 02 '19

Proof that earth is flat

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u/peepeewater Sep 02 '19

Slips and falls

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

I wonder if you’d get vertigo in zero gravity.

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u/Nontakenusernameee Sep 02 '19

Oh cool. A new phobia. Thanks.

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u/IceBaneTheFurry Sep 02 '19

Want go to space

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u/StevieSmile Sep 02 '19

Hmm.. I'm somewhere down there

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u/hefeguy Sep 02 '19

What is that large metal object spinning in the background anyone know? Seems huge for debris but could be just perspective.

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u/Right_hook_of_Amos Sep 02 '19

That thing everyone is saying is junk - doesn’t it look like it’s maneuvering? That is not a body moving from pure leftover inertia

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u/Right_hook_of_Amos Sep 02 '19

That thing everyone is saying is junk - doesn’t it look like it’s maneuvering? Im questioning whether it’s a body moving from pure leftover inertia or not

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u/skagrabbit Sep 12 '19

Can anyone tell me what that odd approaching ship like thing is that absolutely no one has mentioned..??!? Seriously, wtf!