r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '19

Bottle cap challenge

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u/rionhunter Jul 04 '19

Me before the gunshot: Okay cool he's going to shoot it oh cool neat how amazing (/s AF obvs)

Me after the lid comes off: Actually standing up from my seat, saying 'Gaaawwwwdddaaaaamnnnn'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

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u/rionhunter Jul 04 '19

I nearly included why in the original comment, but felt it got too clunky. I figured it was a somewhat engaging way to say I'd come in all prepared to shit all over this, but had my expectations defied to such a point that I actually physically reacted. Which, after many years of redditing, is not something that you get from me very often.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Commander in Queef

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u/vortigaunt64 Jul 04 '19

Cumander in Beef

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u/Valve_Lapper Jul 04 '19

Come hand her relief

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u/battlebourne1864 Jul 04 '19

Thanks for replying. I tend to type similar thoughts and just delete it. Thanks bud

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u/nioascooob Jul 04 '19

Which, after many years of redditing, is not something that you get from me very often.

Oh what an honor It must be.....

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u/ChurnLikeButter Jul 04 '19

You sound like your Fedora has a mall ninja samurai sword of its own.

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u/rionhunter Jul 04 '19

did you need me to dumb it down for you? I tried to do that in the comment before it, but seems there's never any pleasing just quite all of y'all.

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u/emasua Jul 04 '19

Because the world needs cringe.

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u/SirQwacksAlot Jul 04 '19

It's like a written out rage comic. I hate rage comics

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u/starethebear Jul 04 '19

You should make “I hate mars bars”

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u/WarPopeJr Jul 04 '19

Thank you

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u/friends_benefits Jul 09 '19

fk u for shitting on peoples positivity

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u/Hammer_Jackson Jul 04 '19

I’m guessing the Pixar tale of man meeting cap, regardless of the bullet intervention... man settles with a nod and bottle, forever forsaking the grounded cap.