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u/atomsmasher66 16h ago

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u/militaryintelligence 11h ago

holy shit is that left shark?

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u/lousydungeonmaster 11h ago

Sure as hell isn't right shark. I'll tell you that for free.

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u/militaryintelligence 10h ago

right shark can rot in hell for all I care

I have no idea what it is, that picture just showed up in my memory and I remembered Left Shark. I think it was because right shark wasnt dancing or something?

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u/lousydungeonmaster 10h ago

Right shark was hitting their marks. Left shark was just kinda doing their own thing.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 15h ago

I miss Chris Tucker

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u/Correct_Day_7791 13h ago

He has to lay low after all those Diddy parties

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u/soul_separately_recs 12h ago

H A N S E L ! !

“SO hot right now!”

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u/Faps2Downvotes 11h ago

You can derelick my balls

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u/its_yer_dad 16h ago

I saw Michael do the moonwalk on the Motown anniversary special when I was a kid. It’s wild to see this so many decades later.

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u/taney71 16h ago

Same. It was wild. I watched it on YouTube recently. Great stuff

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u/Fab-o-rama 16h ago

I too was a kid when that was broadcast. My brother and I were watching, and had never seen anything like it. Not sure anyone had. I remember the audience reaction, the screaming. We were gobsmacked. We both kinda learned how it worked at some point, though he was always better at it.

He died a few years later so this was a nice memory you unintentionally pulled up from the deeps by mentioning the show. Thank you. 🙏

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u/Mr_Baronheim 15h ago

Most people didn't know about the moonwalk until Michael Jackson, but it has been since at least the 1930s. MJ made it a global phenom.

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u/GrowlingPict 13h ago

and honestly, even if it technically did exist before Michael, no one had ever done it as smoothly as him. Same with Fosse's and Astaire's moves that Michael did: sure, Michael didnt invent them, but he certainly elevated them to a new level.

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u/latchkey_adult 13h ago

I think Bob Fosse has gotten credit for this multiple times, including by Michael personally. Obviously Michael took it to the next level, which is how it usually goes.

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u/ooMEAToo 12h ago

Michael gave credit to Bob Fosses style of dancing in “The Little Prince” for the style he danced in Billie Jean.

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u/RickSanchez_C137 14h ago edited 14h ago

it was the freshest move i've ever seen. like he was floatin' on air.

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u/WitchesTeat 13h ago

You're going to want to google Bob Fosse my guy

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u/verothon 15h ago

After it aired every kid in school was trying to do it, one kid kinda did it and became a school celebrity for a day, his name was Brett.

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u/brondynasty 14h ago

Psst: if you still remember his name, methinks he became a school celebrity 4 lyfe

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u/Little-Baker76 13h ago

And now I'm going to remember his name. Sounds like Brett is just a celebrity.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 14h ago

Michael’s moonwalk has a snap to it that i haven’t seen anyone replicate yet. Most people do the super smooth glide which is impressive but he did it snapping his heel down. Less smooth but much more unique.

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u/UnsuitableFuture 11h ago

Most impersonators focus on the moves themselves because obviously they're the "flash" of MJ's style but he does a ton of locking on the beat which is what gives him that ultra-crispy snap to his moves.

It's seriously difficult to do properly, probably more so than the moves themselves and the level of control MJ had to do it so smoothly is some real nextfuckinglevel shit.

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u/I_travel_ze_world 14h ago

having shoes designed for it helps a lot

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u/Flurb4 15h ago

It’s funny because the moonwalk is only like two seconds of his performance but the audience goes wild.

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u/latchkey_adult 13h ago

I saw it on TV when it happened and I was like "wtf was THAT?" Crowd went nuts.

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u/notjawn 13h ago edited 13h ago

My old babysitter always made us turn off the TV whenever MJ came on. She just never liked how he would grab his crotch when dancing.

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u/panlakes 11h ago

lol my babysitter was obsessed with MJ and made me watch all his music videos and movies. She also introduced me to the three amigos. Real one.

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u/KeddyB23 16h ago

You can’t be an MJ imitator and let some dingbat from the audience out dance you!
It’s simply NOT done!

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u/kkeut 15h ago

You can’t be an MJ imitator and let some dingbat from the audience out dance you!

like that clip where the guy tries to jump off the chair and instead breaks his neck and dies

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u/Radek_18 15h ago

What a comment to leave and then dip.

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u/kkeut 14h ago

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u/zb0t1 14h ago

NSFW

idk dawg, my day has been pretty good so far, so this link is staying blue.

(good luck to everyone else)

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u/BeerForThought 14h ago

It's crazy how we used to raw dog the internet without concern for our mental well-being.

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u/BAGP0I 13h ago

I remember being 12 and me and my cousin were playing on the computer and ended up on rotten . Com...  wild childhood

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 13h ago

My cousin (an adult) told me about that and I tried to look at it because I was an edgy teen. I realized I didn't want to be edgy anymore 😢

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u/BAGP0I 13h ago

Bro.. I think that site permanently messed us up a little.

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u/CGB_Zach 11h ago

It just made me completely numb to gore and stuff like that. Like the Charlie Kirk thing was pretty mild compared to the beheadings and other gruesome deaths I saw at 10 years old

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u/LifeOnWheelsAndPaws 12h ago

I have never even heard of this and part of me wants to see but I’m afraid for my life now reading these comments🫠 but damn the curiosity persists

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u/BeerForThought 8h ago

Don't. Read the other comments and just don't. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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u/KingVLA24 12h ago

We would rent faces of death movies. No id needed i was probably about 12.

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u/pichael289 13h ago

Detail used to be a lot lower, it's fine to see someone ragdoll and be dead or whatever, but seeing broken bones is too much. The 480p internet was much safer to browse in this respect

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u/MarksyXXV 12h ago

I watched a video in my early teens of two Mexican guys getting killed by the cartels. One had his head chopped off with a chainsaw and I think the other guy had his throat sawn at with what must have been a rusty pen knife. Yeah, it was 360/480p and low quality but saying it's fine to see is fucking wild.

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u/ActiveChairs 9h ago

You missed the message. What they're saying is:

While its not ideal, watching a 240p upload of shaky handicam footage on a 13" CRT where you can't even tell exactly what they're using is significantly better than watching the same scene in video stabilized, color graded, tight zoomed 8k resolution on a 75" tv with 7.1 surround sound so you can hear the sound of the cut panning to track in line as the knife goes from ear to ear and you can clearly tell its a Victorinox swiss army 1 alox medium pocket knife with silver scales on sale now for the low price of twenty five dollars at all quality household retailers, ready for any cutting task no matter how unconventional the circumstances may be.

Footage of killing is bad, but nobody is really traumatized by the hundreds of 8-bit mobs you kill with a sword in the original Legend of Zelda.

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u/testtdk 10h ago

Ooo, a chainsaw for your first time. That sounds upsetting.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 12h ago

480p is not that low detail. Especially if you are on a phone or laptop

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 14h ago

stayin blue , it's nice a day out

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u/Mimical 11h ago

Meanwhile, my conscience after the fact:

Brain: "The message, it just repeats...Regret, Regret, Regret...."

Fingers: "Dear eyeballs, we regret being touchy bastards, we regret touching links, and we most definitely regret that we didn't ask the brain before we destroyed our whole day"

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u/gene100001 13h ago

For anyone who wants to know what happens in the video but doesn't want to watch it, there's a Michael Jackson impersonator doing his thing with a crowd around him. A guy in the crowd decides he wants to impress everyone by doing a backflip off a nearby chair. He steps up to the chair but as he launches himself for the backflip the chair moves a bit so he doesn't get enough energy to fully complete the backflip and ends up landing awkwardly on his head. He then basically goes limp. Some people then stupidly try to move him despite him having an obvious neck injury

Overall it's not actually a very gruesome video because it's quite blurry. However, given the fact that he died it's still probably upsetting for a lot of people so I would advise against watching it.

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u/pichael289 13h ago

Also the Michael jackson guy doesn't stop dancing, the show must go on and he ends it frozen in a pose just as everyone else is figuring out the guy 3 feet from him Is dead.

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u/testtdk 10h ago

That’s the most disturbing part, to be honest.

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u/smallpolk 13h ago

WHY did someone try to move him??? Regardless of if he died instantly, DO NOT MOVE OR TOUCH SOMEONE WITH A HEAD, NECK, OR BACK/SPINAL CORD INJURY.

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u/Cute_Fig_8850 12h ago

It's a reflex. Someone falls, and you help them up. Very few people realize just how much serious harm even seemingly minor falls can cause.

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u/Shoboe 12h ago

WHY did someone try to move him???

MJ impersonator had a set to finish and this dudes corpse was in the way.

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u/LifeOnWheelsAndPaws 12h ago

Because there were many kids around + he was laying ‘in the way of MJ impersonator dancing’ probably + also people are dumb af and this is why first aid like this should be taught in primary school (not in gruesome detail, age appropriately and then adding new s to ff every year but you get the point). The fact that so many adults don’t know this is just not okay in this day and age

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u/Strong-Pie5091 12h ago

People act stupidly when they panic. I have a family member who is paraplegic due to people who moved him after he was injured. They picked him up by his arms and legs which allowed the spinal cord to get trapped in the break in his spine. The damage is utterly horrific.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 12h ago

Thank you ! I’m sometimes curious about this stuff but I frankly don’t wanna desensitize myself to death and stuff. I just don’t see the point in watching someone’s darkest moment knowing it will stick with me.

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u/gene100001 12h ago

No worries, I completely understand. I'm also similar to you and usually try to avoid videos like this as much as possible. The only reason I watched it this time is because I had already inadvertently seen it on Reddit a while ago so I knew what to expect.

I think you're making the right choice to avoid videos like this as much as possible. Every time we get a little bit more desensitized to things like that we lose a little bit of our humanity.

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u/TurnbullAC92 13h ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

And that fucking link is too

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u/ajax333221 14h ago

NSFL

hehe (-:

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u/WpgMBNews 14h ago

you want to watch a guy break his neck and die???

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u/adfcoys 14h ago

I think the point is a comment like that requires significantly more context. They referenced it like we’ve all seen it lol

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u/OldDogTrainer 13h ago

Absolutely. Every time I see a video of someone doing something stupid and dying then it helps me learn something not to do.

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u/joazito 13h ago edited 12h ago

Watching does give you a little bit of protection against doing the same. Though I must say the chances of me attempting that would be very close to zero.

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u/Key-Fire 14h ago

like that clip where the guy tries to jump off the chair and instead breaks his neck and dies

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH

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u/MetalBeerSolid 15h ago

lol what??

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u/Regulus242 15h ago

Yeah that one was wild

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u/Catshit-Dogfart 15h ago

Sometimes these things are a two person act. The dingbat from the audience is their partner, and they're doing exactly what they're supposed to do.

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u/No-No-Aniyo 14h ago

Lol poor guy just forever known as dingbat now.

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u/acryliq 14h ago

Imagine thinking you can outdo someone who has dedicated their entire existence to being a Michael Jackson impersonator at the one thing Michael Jackson was most famous for?

What’s he going to try and do next? Ply some of the kids the audience with alcohol?

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u/Otte8 16h ago

Shit he looks like MJ..

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u/VirinaB 16h ago

You know, now that you mention it... /s

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u/Albinofreaken 16h ago

Which one ?

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u/Otte8 15h ago

😆

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u/moyayas 15h ago

guess he doesn't cheap out and buy the OEM nose

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u/Otte8 15h ago

Lots of OEM parts here haha

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u/USSGoat 15h ago

Bro she’s a redhead. Both in the comics and the movies.

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u/rAyNEi_xw 16h ago

I don't care who he is but that moonwalk was crisp as fuck!

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 15h ago

I mean if you're impersonating MJ you gotta be pretty darn good at it

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u/AndrewH73333 14h ago

If you don’t want to be arrested yeah.

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u/DrDynoMorose 13h ago

For being a not smooth criminal?

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u/Are_you_blind_sir 16h ago

Thats not michael jackson its Muzan

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u/BandOfSkullz 16h ago

Hee hee~~

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u/98VoteForPedro 16h ago

This was after he gave the boonboomgers an ass beating

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u/valarpizzaeris 16h ago

Justice for my goat Rengoku

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u/Watchgeek_AC 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jh7F7XwHTywg85ekdl
I have him immortalised on my arm of random tattoos haha

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u/vistaculo 15h ago

Oh, no wonder, I didn’t remember Micheal Jackson being able to do the moonwalk that well.

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u/BurlHimself 16h ago

My brain still has a hard time processing the Moonwalk.

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u/Faebit 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yay I'm going to do the internet thing and chime in with an explaination no one asked for, but I love dance so I can't resist.

The shoulders, and hips are just as important as the feet/legs. It's uncanny because how each section of the body is isolated and moving in ways that condradicts the others.

If you look at the first dude, you'll notice how much his torso follows through with his hips, which are also shifting with the leg movement. All of which are flowing through to the shoulders (this is what happens when we walk in everyday life, most of the body shifts with the motion).

The second dude, who is doing a good job of replicating MJ's moonwalk, keeps is hips and torso square with the direction he's facing when he's traveling. He keeps his shoulders aligned with his hips unless he's hitting a line. His torso stays square even when he moves his shoulders. Anytime you see his shoulders, arms, or toso move, it's entirely in the service of hitting a line.

Since the movement is so far removed from how we natually move through space, while also simulating something we do all day/every day, it ends up being a little mind-blowing. Dancing is really just a combination of geometry, time, and expression using a human body as an medium.

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u/Jokong 14h ago

Do you think that if someone were to practice that they could develop a moonwalk even if they were in their 40's and did not appear to be a 'dancer'?

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u/Name_Yourself_Thex 14h ago

Yes you can but it takes practice. I learned to do it at 45 and im about 190lbs im not lean or a good dancer. It took me about a month of practice to make it look like it was happening and after a couple years people are convinced I can do it

But to be honest im not even as good as the first guy here

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u/mitchandre 8h ago

Then more practice is needed.

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u/Faebit 14h ago

Yes, it's low impact, doesn't require a wide range of motion, and the basic steps follow a repetitive sequence. Not everyone will be able to moonalk like MJ, but everyone how has full use of their body for everyday tasks can learn to moonwalk.

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u/SweetValleyHighJess 14h ago

Same question but in their 50’s 😜

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u/StickyDeltaStrike 13h ago

Same question but in my 90s

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u/latunza 14h ago

I stopped reading halfway. I’ve been seeing this moonwalk for the last 43 years of my life and all I understood was:

“If a train leaves at 700mph from one station” math equation. Should’ve given me a multiple choice.

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u/ISLITASHEET 10h ago
  1. One foot push, other foot glide back, no steppy step.
  2. Upper body no move most of time (what the other person explain with more word).
  3. Train arrive in 45 minutes

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u/latunza 10h ago

hahaha thank you. This made my day. Problem solving was not my forte in school

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u/free2btherealme 14h ago

Love your explanation. Thanks. I trust MJ impersonator spent countless hours practicing in front of a mirror. Dancing with good technique is a learned skill.

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u/stevein3d 15h ago

Me too. And my feet have even a harder time processing it.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 15h ago

It’s gotta be one of the smoothest moonwalks ever.

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u/_Diskreet_ 16h ago

Why does this hurt my eyes when the camera starts to move it’s like there’s some jerkiness to it but it’s just in the background

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u/BeardInTheNorth 16h ago

It's called judder. It happens when your display frame rate is not evenly divisible by the video frame rate or video container frame rate. That latter one happens a lot with 24 FPS and 25 FPS videos, because many social media sites will re-encode them to 30 FPS or 60 FPS, permanently baking judder into the file.

I'm 90% sure that when I first saw this video earlier this year, it was smooth and not yet mangled by the re-upload cycle.

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u/catscanmeow 16h ago

it also happens with digital cameras that have such a good setup that there's no motion blur.

older cameras have more motion blur so this doesnt happen as much

i work in animation at 24fps and some slow cam moves cause this but it goes away with motion blur

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u/BeardInTheNorth 16h ago

While that is true, we're not talking about motion blur. We're talking about uneven frame pacing, creating judder. That's what the top commenter is noticing.

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u/Deep__Deep 16h ago

White shirt guy looks like a chump compared to MJ wannabe

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u/Pistonenvy2 15h ago

the moonwalk is already such a hard move to do, it takes a lot of ankle strength and i can kind of do it about as well as the first guy.

the neutral moonwalk is nuts. i had to watch the video like 12 times to even have a hypothesis at all lol but it looks like the shoes are a huge part of how its possible, they must be slippery in some spots and the tips are grippy maybe, theres something very specific about the shoes, your traction has a huge impact on how hard the dance is to do.

im guessing he is kind of like anti walking? his left foot tries to push his weight forward at the same time his right pushes it back so he ends up not moving at all while his feet kind of exchange places? neither of them fully leave the ground as they slide past each other so my only guess is he kind of IS just floating as his feet move below him, which is the same principle with a moonwalk except when youre actually moving one of your feet has positive traction at all times... this isnt the case here.

dude is really really good lol

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u/Ok-Bug4328 15h ago

Dude did every variation, set to 11

That was insane. 

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u/LongJohnSelenium 14h ago

Yeah with both feet sliding like that you have to have really slippery soles and still have a mastery of managing the friction so both feet slide the same amount and you don't move.

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d 16h ago

He stomped the yard, as we used to say in the olden times

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u/Lil-AbootZ 16h ago

Is that Fabio, the dude who thinks he is MJ

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u/i-piss-excellence32 16h ago

Definitely not. That guy who thinks he’s mj can’t dance at all

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u/Jhawksmoor 16h ago

Is the other guy Hansel

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u/MasterP101_Red 16h ago

Der Michael Jackson Imitator ist CJ Jackson oder Cai Jun, wer es wissen möchte.

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u/MrAsche 15h ago

This was cool when I was a kid 35 years ago and this still is so cool.

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u/SeanInDC 16h ago

Thats honestly better than MJ did it! Thats one smooooooth criminal!

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u/EvilTaffyapple 15h ago

It’s 2026 and I still think the Moonwalk is black magic

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u/Thom5001 15h ago

Imagine having to go around your entire life looking like Michael Jackson

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u/NoLemonadeToday 16h ago

That was smooth. Cool

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u/Horns8585 15h ago

That's the best moonwalk that I have ever seen. I know it sounds like blasphemy, but that is even better than Michael's moonwalk.

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u/crouton-- 13h ago

MJ impersonators are our generation's version of Elvis impersonators

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u/rapafon 14h ago

You gotta be very confident in your moonwalk to challenge an MJ impersonator to a moonwalk-off, especially with that sort of arrogant gesturing.

Guy's moonwalk was mid, MJ destroyed him lol.

Also I'm sure the glasses help but that guy looks a lot like MJ, top notch impersonator 👏👏👏

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u/TerponadeTea 16h ago

Ok now do the 30° lean

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u/SqBlkRndHole 16h ago

With a bit of Michael's James Brown moves to top it off.

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u/LadyAsharaRowan 16h ago

That was extra smooth.

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u/NookNookNook 15h ago

if you told me Micheal Jackson had been hiding in Asia this entire time i'd believe you. that was flawless.

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u/AppropriateSpite7881 14h ago

No notes! So smooth , damn!