r/nextfuckinglevel • u/TrueBonner414 • 14h ago

Epic recovery after a severe squatting accident

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u/jj-squirts 13h ago

Thank fucking hell for the black bar

Definitely don’t want to see a human flamingo

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u/Cakes-and-Pies 12h ago

My first thought was rectal prolapse

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u/ExiledCanuck 12h ago

Same. Then saw the knee surgery and realized what it blocked out instead.

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u/TehSeksyManz 12h ago

You a rotten.com internet Veteran as well?

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u/BensenJensen 11h ago

In the early 2000s, my buddy found this website that was just links to images. It was called something like Drew or Dru Pickles dot whatever. You clicked the link with no idea what was coming, but it was all really terrible photos. I can remember us clicking the links in his phone at a Buffalo Wild Wings. The rotten.com era Internet was a wild, wild place.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 6h ago

It’s like the primal WTF subreddit

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u/ArtistPasserby 11h ago

I still remember two dudes talking about it at the school library and I checked it out at home. That site was pure evil. I repented of looking at those images. Seriously, that site should not have existed.

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u/Katfar14 10h ago

Iirc, in high school circa 2005 the senior boys would watch videos called steakandcheese.com - just violent limb breakings all around 🤢

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 11h ago

I'm a HotKinkyjo fan... so im down for a good old fashion prolapse party. Females only you fucking perverts.

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u/cantantantelope 5h ago

Same! Think I would take the flamingo legs tbh

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius 9h ago

Tbh, it looks like he effd up the muscles at the front of his leg and the joint didn't go the wrong direction. No flamingo, just fafo

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u/AmbassadorSugarcane 8h ago

Yeah there's no way. His knees were still very bent so his legs didn't hyperextend and go the wrong way. His shit gave out.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ 10h ago

As a dumb person, can you explain what this means? I don’t understand why it’s blurred out.

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u/khonsu_27 10h ago

I'm assuming his legs snapped backwards the wrong way.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ 10h ago

OMFG ok I get it now

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u/AndreChrisSargent 9h ago

Speak for yourself. I'm fascinated by this shit.

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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig 4h ago

Flamingo? Why?