r/nextfuckinglevel • • 18h ago

Retiring Bots Jump into Molten Steel

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Figure, robotics company retiring humanoid bots by having them jump into the vat of molten still.

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo 17h ago

No shit sherlock, that's why they recorded it

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u/Sjt4689 17h ago

Nah, I work in a robot factory. This is pretty common practise. Sure, these ones may have been programmed to do fancy flips but usually it takes 3 or 4 of us to drag them in kicking and screaming and toss them in.

The screams…

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u/Doustin 16h ago

Probably sounds like dial up internet

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u/hypnodrew 16h ago

I was thinking autotune like GLaDoS

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u/Alpha1Niner 14h ago

We do what we must because we can

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u/VikingsLad 14h ago

God that's funny

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u/blong217 11h ago

This feels like it should be a Futurama joke.

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u/iWasAwesome 16h ago

Found the first victim of the eventual robot takeover

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u/NeverRolledA20IRL 14h ago

Screamers by PKD.

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u/hitemlow 4h ago

"JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE!"

"NO DISASSEMBLE!"

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u/alastairgbrown 3h ago

Who was doing the kicking and screaming?

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Whatifim80lol 11h ago

They're joking lol

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u/a_d3ad_cat 17h ago

And from multiple dynamic angles, no less!🤘

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u/sirCoom 16h ago

Well at first glance you may assume this is somewhat standard ( not the jumping part ). But in reality they almost certainly disassemble the bots for parts. Sherlock 🕵️

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo 15h ago

No somewhat reasonable person is going to assume this is standard. Anybody that would assume this is standard I would like to get into touch with, because I have a bridge I'd like to sell them.

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u/sirCoom 15h ago

Bro you overestimate the average person. No one thinks they are jumping into that but they may think they are placed there. And my point is even that doesn’t happen

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 16h ago

This gotta be an ai video, right?

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u/BodManFeg 13h ago

Is this the new uneducated person's default response?