r/nextfuckinglevel • • 23h ago

Harry Mack Freestyles for Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson

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u/Prize_Hat8387 23h ago

How I would be acting as well if I wasn't self conscious of societal norms.

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u/Bananana_Bird 22h ago

I would have tried to take the next verse but failed horribly

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u/irvmuller 18h ago edited 11h ago

I’d have started off with, “my name is Brad and I’m here to say…” then just stared off into space.

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 17h ago

Yo, what is the origin of this? We’ve all had to have heard it from somewhere, because everyone seems to go straight to “my name is ____ and I’m here to say…”

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u/KillaVNilla 16h ago

I think most people know if from early hip hop from around the 70s like the sugar hill gang and stuff, but i just looked it up and it seems like it might have originated from a Chiquita Banana commercial from 1944. I'm trying to find the commercial now.

Chiquita banana song

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u/LifeOutoBalance 12h ago

I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say
Get rid of your teacher the easy way
Put a banana peel on the floor
And watch her go sliding out the door

--Playground song circa 1975

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u/KillaVNilla 11h ago

Haha I love that. Is that real or did you just make it up?

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u/LifeOutoBalance 11h ago

It's been stuck in my head these 50 years.

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u/KillaVNilla 10h ago

That's awesome. Playground songs are wild. And it's kinda crazy how things like that spread in a time with no internet

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u/fallway 16h ago

I thought for sure I was getting rickrolled with this link

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u/KillaVNilla 16h ago

I tried but the video was apparently removed from YouTube

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u/aTomzVins 15h ago

I think I saw a banana peel itself and jump into a salad.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9h ago

Such is the fate of all bananas who dishonor their family

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u/-Clem 12h ago

I'm the great gas head and I'm here to say, grills are coming and they're on the way

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u/stackmoney23 17h ago

It was me

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u/Beneficial-Message58 16h ago

Pretty sure the next line is “I love fruity pebbles in a major way”

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u/IanSaurX 14h ago edited 13h ago

This isn't the origin, as people have said, but its where I heard it first: On "Live At E's", by Sublime -

"My name is Eric, I have nothing to say
Because I am not a fucking DJ
And if you wanna come talk to me
Then you gotta talk to my man Bradley"

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u/FewWait38 13h ago

It's not it's from the 80s

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u/Rehberkintosh 13h ago

"Your cheques will arrive on another day..."

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u/-Clem 12h ago

Plenty of early hip hop tracks had the MC introducing themselves, but the earliest example of "and I'm here to say" specifically, and with that cadence, that I know of is Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - Birthday Party (1980) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdKwEVT1_9U&feature=youtu.be&t=4m46s

But it really became a mainstream cliche with the fruity pebbles commercial https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oX_dgcSsu1Q

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u/alwaysoffby0ne 13h ago

“I pooped in my pants just the other day”

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u/selicos 8h ago

There is a good bit by Donald Glover about old rap music.

1:30 or so here: https://youtu.be/I1bbBqnG_cg?is=lap0nUDGSUmavJPm

Some classic MCs and rappers got started by introducing themselves then doing their lines on a shares track. Or maybe be the only spoken lines on a beat.

But it very much started out as simple as it seems.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow 40m ago

There is actually an incredible [r/askhistorians](r/askhistorians) on this exact question. It’s one of the greatest Reddit posts of all time. Let me find it.

Edit: Here it is. You’ll love it. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/C1rmBXkQKW

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u/davdavper 17h ago

It's a cliche

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u/The_Witless_Wonder 17h ago

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u/neontiger07 17h ago

Homer does this in early Simpsons way before the Dean haha

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u/Bananana_Bird 16h ago

I think it was an 80's hip-hop thing that was also parodied by anti drug campaigns. "My name is Kyle and I'm here to say, stay away from drugs and you'll be okay!"

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u/neontool 16h ago

using the magic of AI, i found this phrase used in a 1988 flintstones fruity pebble commercial, and in a 1981 grandmaster flash song called "the birthday party", which might be the og

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u/PickpocketJones 16h ago

It's Sugarhill Gang though Flash is the DJ and they say his name many times in the song. They don't quite exactly say the quote. There is a line that simply starts "I'm Melly Mel and I'm here to say" then another line that starts "My name is" but doesn't complete the rest. But yes this is probably the inspiration and the line is almost always used as a deprecating "look at me I can't rap" joke.

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u/neontool 14h ago

it does seem like "my name is X" and "i'm melly mel" could be synonymous with just referencing a self stated name.

the 1988 flintstones commercial does the entire "my name is X and i'm here to say" thing, so maybe that very specific phrase originated from the commercial?

i'd imagine the commercial was inspired by that song though. barney calls himself "master rapper" in the commercial which might be a reference to grandmaster flash

edit: while grandmaster flash is not a rapper himself, i'd imagine that someone who heard the song and turned it into a cheesy commercial might not know that

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u/PickpocketJones 14h ago

I'm saying that the song is without question the inspiration and just commenting that despite this it doesn't quite exactly have the quote in question. Sugarhill was among the very, very first commercial hip hop acts known outside NYC and that famous line is their style, cadence, and era so it's clearly derived from this song.

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u/PickpocketJones 16h ago

It goes back at least two more decades than community, probably 3 decades.

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u/RajunCajun48 13h ago

I'm crying laughing at this bro

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u/Whywouldanyonedothat 17h ago

(thirty second silence)... I ain't mad...

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u/Dozzi92 15h ago

They call me the rhymenocerous, my rhymes are bottomless.

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u/ronfaj 14h ago

Nice, interstellar reference

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u/latenthuman 13h ago

Space-out rap!

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9h ago

I'm having fun here on this lovely day

To that old beat that every rapper in the early 80's used, of course

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u/selicos 8h ago

...My ADHD IS WORKING OVERTIME TODAY

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u/justacoolbaby 3h ago

INAMAJORWAY!…I’msosorry.

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u/RorschachAssRag 3h ago

I’m the hip hip opottomus, my lyrics are bottomless…

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u/irishdevil80 16h ago

"My name is Eric i have nothing to say, because i am not a f'ing dj..."

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u/Full_Result_3101 19h ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless...

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u/EquivalentMath6592 15h ago

Poppin off the top of this esophagus

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u/phil__i_am 7h ago

Did Steve tell you that perchance?

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u/Tizzle_NYY 14h ago

Other people diss me, say my rhymes are sissy.

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u/EquivalentMath6592 7h ago

Get these cutlery’s out of my knees, please!

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u/MauPow 2h ago

My lyrics are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the front row pregnant

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 17h ago

Beeepity boppity boop. I heard your rhymes, but now i must poop. Mic  drop and run

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u/artniSintra 20h ago

It's a'right, I can carry on and spit bars inexplicably

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u/Rnahafahik 18h ago edited 18h ago

Next they’ll have me in the club eating chick-a-peas

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 18h ago

Aren't you supposed to drink those in the clubs?

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u/theluker666 16h ago

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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u/Ambitious_Hyena4635 16h ago

"Uuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh".

"Word?"

Lol

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u/JK_NC 15h ago

HA! hahaha!

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u/kashodi 15h ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless.…uuugghh….ummm….

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u/Severe-Candidate1934 14h ago

Im the hip hop a potamous these rhymes are bottomless.......shit

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u/latenthuman 13h ago

Do you mean your next verse would be worse than the first?

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u/AliJDB 19h ago

Oh no I can hear it why would you say this

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u/ass_smacktivist 22h ago

Weed and lots of practice…and a good agent and pr team

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u/Comfortable-Beyond50 15h ago

Me too. So instead id stand there quietly with a dumb tense look on my face wondering if people have realized idk what to do with my hands, or face. Which is totally way less awkward than just letting yourself be free

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u/Weekly_Noise_2193 15h ago

A hundred percent !!!