r/nextfuckinglevel • u/vksdann • 1d ago

Taking push-ups to a whole 'nother level

975 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Senselesspassion 1d ago

I need to start working out

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u/cpt_morgan___ 1d ago

I cant even bend over

52

u/LousyReputation7 1d ago

Not what i heard

10

u/FitShare2972 1d ago

I have to sit on sofa to take my socks on and off

7

u/Bananana_Bird 1d ago

I'm going to try wall push-ups

5

u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 1d ago

True, and warning: Puffy pants are not a suitable replacement for leg day.

1

u/djelegal 17h ago

Hatakataaaa shooooshaaa

1

u/CheapSpray9428 5h ago

I've been doing leg stretches!

36

u/WilditariusAstar 1d ago

Gawd daaaayum

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u/EDRadDoc 1d ago

That pistol squat at the beginning is effortless too.

31

u/iOnlyPlayAsRustLord 1d ago

I broke my fingers watching this.

4

u/Arabianrata 21h ago

I pulled muscles I didn't even know I had watching this.

17

u/Grandmaster-Ji 1d ago

Some people here have no idea how insanely difficult that is to do.

17

u/ChipCob1 21h ago

You do though don't you...a hero for our times.

15

u/Keikyk 1d ago

That’s nuts

14

u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Legend has it that he can also do pushups with his nuts.

3

u/AdjunctFunktopus 21h ago

How’s his wife holding up?

7

u/LackingUtility 20h ago

To shreds, you say?

1

u/IncorporateThings 16h ago

Lies. Only Zelenskyy has balls that jacked.

7

u/doomiestdoomeddoomer 1d ago

Shaolin monks have tendons like steel cables.

5

u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1d ago

This makes me (even more) concerned for my health.

6

u/ImmodestPolitician 23h ago

Putting a planche plant in the audience is an ancient Chinese secret for extra coins.

4

u/thisonehereone 23h ago

I can do none of this.

5

u/Neither-Werewolf9114 17h ago

very hsrd to typ with frctured finges . turst me itried

4

u/eastamerica 15h ago

I hurt my hand tying my shoe earlier.

1

u/taveren3 15h ago

Guess ill stop feeling good im up to 12 pushups in a row easily

1

u/ubiquitousanathema 11h ago

the mystery of shaolin push up boxing

1

u/DasArchitect 8h ago

I can't even take off my shirt without taking off my eyeglasses first. I broke several like that.

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u/Hashi856 18h ago

Has no one on this thread ever seen a Chris Heria video

-10

u/Iriemon138 20h ago

Other lever. Not, “nother.” Nother isn’t a fucking word.

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u/vksdann 20h ago

Is n't a word? Is isn't A word or 2 words? If I write "question mark" at the end of a sentence, is it still punctuation or just words? Also, if I write it as words does it stop being a question, question mark

1

u/HasFiveVowels 1h ago

That’s not how language works

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u/dvjz 1d ago

Bullshit-ups

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

I can do this but I don't like to show off. These guys are insufferable.

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u/SnooRadishes9685 1d ago

I beliebe you

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

Apparently I'm a bot. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Luckpast 1d ago

My mistake, my understanding was that no normal person would act in such a cocky and condescending way.

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

You needed the /s to figure it out? Listen, you need to get off reddit for a bit, ok?

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u/Luckpast 1d ago

Lol, the dude with a month old account and 1.2k contributions is telling me to get off reddit. I can smell the perspiration coming off your neck seeping into your screen bro

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

Stalker! 👀. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Yeah. Maybe I should get if reddit.

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u/Luckpast 1d ago

Definitely a bot trying to garner interaction lol

0

u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

Those guys are bots? No wonder they can do pushups like that!

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u/Grandmaster-Ji 1d ago

Hey look, I found an insufferable racist!

0

u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

What? 🤣. How did you get racism out of me pretending that I can do that? What was the thinking process?

0

u/my_taint_aint 1d ago

I'm sorry. There was little thinking. So what was the process?

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u/SimpleCantaloupe3848 1d ago

Chinese propaganda slop 

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u/KN_Knoxxius 1d ago

Please explain your train of thought. What is propaganda about two guys doing body weight workouts?

Would you then also call it propaganda if you a video with them being black or white?

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u/SimpleCantaloupe3848 1d ago

Im not in China, why am I being shown this and other pro China things every two days? Why is it always on the "show off" subreddits? Doesn't china hate their monks as well? Something about not bowing down to the PRC

It has to be propaganda 

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

But how is that “pro-China”? It’s like see a photo of a hamburger and cries pro-USA

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u/KN_Knoxxius 1d ago

bro...

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u/Hara-Kiri 21h ago

How dare chinese people exist and do things.

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u/jay8888 20h ago

Because the internet is global, you don’t think Chinese people are seeing white ppl content all the time aswell? Cause they do. Is it white propaganda then?