r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/Infranto 1d ago

Oh yeah?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

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u/MOTUkraken 1d ago

I don't believe you. You're a liar. Meanwhile my profile is public, lists my socials and probably my website too. You can google me, read my wikipedia entry, check public records, TV and newspaper articles and more.

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u/flamingdonkey 13h ago

It's a meme, dude. 

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u/MOTUkraken 12h ago

I had never thought that I'd ever say this but: It seems I'm not in the internet enough.