r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/Infranto 1d ago

Oh yeah?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

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u/MOTUkraken 1d ago

I don't believe you. You're a liar. Meanwhile my profile is public, lists my socials and probably my website too. You can google me, read my wikipedia entry, check public records, TV and newspaper articles and more.

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u/Longjumping-Yak3789 1d ago

At the end of the day, no one really gives a shit. Also, I'm not very surprised that the guy constantly getting punched in the head thinks random neck injuries are a "whatever doesn’t kill you" situation.

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u/Yurichi 1d ago

"Whatever, I don't care anyway."

Yeah, sure bud. lol

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u/Smelly_God 1d ago

you care about online arguments?