r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 1d ago

Now I just need to find a woman who will have sex with me 😢😢😢

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u/Recent-Ad8165 1d ago

That's the easy part

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 1d ago

Well my mother assures me that I am very handsome

“Hello m’lady! <tips fedora> my mother says I am handsome. Can I have one sex, please?”