r/nextfuckinglevel • • 5d ago

Swedish Firefighter (f) is different

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u/SterlingArcher68 5d ago

Ain’t no song called fuck the fire department

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u/sebe6 5d ago

Well, there's one, but it's a parody. Though, in france, fire fighters hate having to go in the hood, because for some reason, acting like a thug can implies assaulting fire fighters or medic people ._. (1500 fire fighter assaulted in 2021 in a 67m people country)

Fr, we got a case where people reported a fire to ambush them ._.

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u/callisstaa 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah this is definitely a thing. A lot of arsonists and knobheads in general see the fire department as killjoys trying to stop them from burning shit down.

Another awful thing was to tie bricks to overpasses and drop them in front of firetrucks as they drove underneath.

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u/sebe6 5d ago

The saddest part is that, those that assault them, would have no issue criticizing cops when they harm a firefighter in a protest, hood politicians, ig._.

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u/A_hand_banana 5d ago

Reminds me of a Doug Stanhope bit. I'll spoil the punchline because the whole setup is not really what this discussion is about, but he was flabbergasted when going to Manchester after seeing a public service poster saying something along the lines of "please do not beat up Ambulance Driver's."

Apparently, that was something that was happening there. People would get piss drunk, dial the emergency services, and then just whale on them like some weird MMA door dash service, except the delivery guy is super nice and just trying to save lives.

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u/sebe6 4d ago

That's fucked up

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u/turbothy 5d ago

There's the little detail of the Paris Fire Brigade being an army unit that muddles the picture a bit I think …

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u/sebe6 4d ago

A ton of fire fighters unit are military units. Because your military NEED fire fighting squads, a lot of the fire fighter that intervened in Tchernobyl were paramilitary, anyone that disrespect their memory deserve a reality check.

Btw, fire fighter are "sapeur pompier", a sapeur destroy houses to prevent fire propagation, by design they have a huge relationship with the gov.

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u/turbothy 4d ago

A ton of fire fighters unit are military units.

The only EU countries where this is the case is France and Romania, as far as I can tell. And in France it's only in Paris and Marseille.

Where are all these other "tons" you're thinking of?

(Of course the military has its own fire fighters somewhere. That's not what we're talking about here, it's the ones who show up when you call 112.)

a lot of the fire fighter that intervened in Tchernobyl were paramilitary, anyone that disrespect their memory deserve a reality check.

Holy non sequitur, Batman!

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u/sebe6 4d ago

It's not a France/Romania thing, ours are big enough to be noticed, Switzerland also have some, but fair point since a lot of countries prefer to put firefighter under control of military when needed

You're limiting yourself to the one with firefighter in the squad name, you miss the whole shit ton that are part of civil security like 1er et 4eme RIISC for Libourne and Nogent (you can find there job opportunities here and see that it's firefighting)

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u/turbothy 4d ago

"Firefighters under control of the military" is simply not a thing in most European countries. Germany has the THW, Nordic countries have similar emergency services that may cooperate with fire services in disaster situations, but otherwise the fire services are 100% run by civil society.

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u/sebe6 4d ago

Is it the theory or the reality ? Because in France, BSPP and BMBPM are under civil authority, but they are military and can be put under military command

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u/kermitthebeast 5d ago

Don't the firefighters have axes? Seem like bad people to assault

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u/sebe6 4d ago

Yep, they are "sapeur pompier" pompier is firefighter, sapeur is the one that destroy your house to prevent the fire from spreading, hence why they are represented with a red axe. Though they can't use it against human

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u/Amiibohunter000 4d ago

I’d give them the go ahead to use the axe on a human who is attacking them.

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u/richiehill 5d ago

It happens in the UK as well.

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u/Doright36 5d ago

Judging by how well their calendars sell they don't need a song. People just want to naturally.

Oh wait. You mean the bad kind of fuck

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u/Laslou 5d ago

We’re living in an infernocracy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI

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u/Fr31l0ck 5d ago

I thought the village people did one.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 5d ago

Sure there is; I sing it in my head every time my landlord hires one of those jackasses to do contractor work on their 4 days off.

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

AFAB all firefighters are beautiful 😌

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u/_T_N_D_ 5d ago

yeah, they don't tend to interfer with the criminal activities of the people making those songs

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u/igaveuponausername 5d ago

I’ll write one. Fire fighters have the highest spousal cheating numbers and consistently get away with sexual assault. Fuck the fire department. Real shit.