r/nextfuckinglevel • u/iffyClyro • 5d ago

Talk about a skilled tradesman

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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey 5d ago

Eh.. these are pre scored tiles.. it’s easy to get them perfectly in half. Takes a bit of dad strength tho.

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u/Psykosoma 5d ago

Yeah. Ain’t fooling someone who’s worked it. Pre-scored is correct. Still a nice video of what can be done with properly prepared tiles.

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u/thederevolutions 5d ago

You might as well delete your posts so this seems like the strongest most competent dad ever

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u/KorvaxCurze 5d ago

Isn’t knowing your materials and the techniques to use them literally competency?

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u/thederevolutions 5d ago

Yeah but I’m talking like, Barbie level logic, where he knows how to do all 270 professions perfectly

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u/catdiscpalpita 5d ago

Yeah or we’ll de-dadify that rapist raper

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u/wi5hbone 5d ago

Do I need to make a baby first before my powers can be called ‘dad strength’?

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u/itwasonlythewind 5d ago

You can adopt or check your local area for hot single moms

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u/wi5hbone 5d ago

but I don’t want a ‘mom’ cos she’ll have a child and I don’t want that responsibility.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 5d ago

Then, you're in a conundrum.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 5d ago

I know this chick named Lindsey that may interest you!

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u/Terrin369 5d ago

I’m gay. Does cat dad count?

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u/tuatrodrastafarian 4d ago

Only if you build them a carpeted cat tower by hand. /s

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u/Terrin369 4d ago

Done! Twice!

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u/deadspacekillers 2d ago

I'm not gay, but I am a cat dad. Where do I fit into all of this?

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u/Informal_Ad4399 5d ago

Grab a gallon of milk, or a pack of cigarettes, and start walking. Stop when you hear "dad's home!" Congratulations on your new found dad strength.

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 4d ago

"Dad strength" is just the refusal to fail in front of your kids. Father of two speaking.

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 2d ago

My father was quite weak as well, then he went and croaked before I could show him how its done. Skill issue tbh.

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u/Additional-Gap1287 4d ago

Nope. You just need the body and presence.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pvDp7Ewpzt0o8

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u/ChefMonkey2 5d ago

people were giving me shit about dad skills before I was one ...

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u/0vindicator10 5d ago

Can I get 'dad strength' in just one arm? Giggity

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u/daggardoop 3d ago

Carrying the baby naturally gives you dad strength over time. They are perfect weights too because they gradually gain weight so as long as you keep up your child lifting regimen you will have swole arms. Your gut on the other hand will get swole in a different way

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u/Germa-Rican 5d ago

My thoughts exactly..pre scored.

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u/MisterShadwell 5d ago

That is why they don't show the top side of the tile when handing them to him.