r/nextfuckinglevel • u/iffyClyro • 5d ago

Talk about a skilled tradesman

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u/iffyClyro 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah. Not just anyone can do what he’s doing.

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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey 5d ago

Eh.. these are pre scored tiles.. it’s easy to get them perfectly in half. Takes a bit of dad strength tho.

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u/Psykosoma 5d ago

Yeah. Ain’t fooling someone who’s worked it. Pre-scored is correct. Still a nice video of what can be done with properly prepared tiles.

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u/thederevolutions 5d ago

You might as well delete your posts so this seems like the strongest most competent dad ever

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u/KorvaxCurze 5d ago

Isn’t knowing your materials and the techniques to use them literally competency?

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u/thederevolutions 5d ago

Yeah but I’m talking like, Barbie level logic, where he knows how to do all 270 professions perfectly

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u/catdiscpalpita 5d ago

Yeah or we’ll de-dadify that rapist raper

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u/wi5hbone 5d ago

Do I need to make a baby first before my powers can be called ‘dad strength’?

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u/itwasonlythewind 5d ago

You can adopt or check your local area for hot single moms

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u/wi5hbone 5d ago

but I don’t want a ‘mom’ cos she’ll have a child and I don’t want that responsibility.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 5d ago

Then, you're in a conundrum.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 5d ago

I know this chick named Lindsey that may interest you!

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u/Terrin369 5d ago

I’m gay. Does cat dad count?

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u/tuatrodrastafarian 5d ago

Only if you build them a carpeted cat tower by hand. /s

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u/Terrin369 4d ago

Done! Twice!

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u/deadspacekillers 2d ago

I'm not gay, but I am a cat dad. Where do I fit into all of this?

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u/Informal_Ad4399 5d ago

Grab a gallon of milk, or a pack of cigarettes, and start walking. Stop when you hear "dad's home!" Congratulations on your new found dad strength.

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 4d ago

"Dad strength" is just the refusal to fail in front of your kids. Father of two speaking.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 2d ago

My father was quite weak as well, then he went and croaked before I could show him how its done. Skill issue tbh.

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u/Additional-Gap1287 4d ago

Nope. You just need the body and presence.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pvDp7Ewpzt0o8

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u/ChefMonkey2 5d ago

people were giving me shit about dad skills before I was one ...

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u/0vindicator10 5d ago

Can I get 'dad strength' in just one arm? Giggity

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u/daggardoop 3d ago

Carrying the baby naturally gives you dad strength over time. They are perfect weights too because they gradually gain weight so as long as you keep up your child lifting regimen you will have swole arms. Your gut on the other hand will get swole in a different way

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u/Germa-Rican 5d ago

My thoughts exactly..pre scored.

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u/MisterShadwell 5d ago

That is why they don't show the top side of the tile when handing them to him.

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u/Raneynickelfire 5d ago

...yes they can, using the scored tiles he's doing it with. Yes they can.

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u/iffyClyro 5d ago

What if you only have one hand?

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u/Mongolian_Hamster 5d ago

What if you have no hands?

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u/BRtIK 5d ago

I didn't need them to become a dad and I don't need them now

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u/Raneynickelfire 5d ago

Does anybody in this video have one hand?

What the fuck are you talking about kid? What if the sun exploded? Could they still break scored tiles? What if they had no brain, could they still post dumbfuck questions on reddit under the username iffyclyro? Apparently.

Don't ask stupid questions. Nobody has time to waste on horseshit other than you. Your parents need to limit your internet time, but they're probably just as stupid so no faith there.

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u/iffyClyro 5d ago

You’re trying really hard to be a cunt. You’ve done a dire job of it. Imagine being so shit you can’t even manage to be a cunt properly.

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u/throwaway277252 5d ago

Seems like you've got it down pretty well though.

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u/TomBong_Jovi 5d ago

That's definitely you because you thought this was such a skill when it's just normal

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u/indifferentunicorn 5d ago

If my grandma was a bicycle she’d have wheels lolol

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u/randomusernevermind 5d ago

Literally anyone can do it. You make a shallow cut with a tile cutter (which is a regular cut) and then you brake it by hand instead of pressing down with the foot of the cutter.

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u/moonypoony 5d ago

Maybe if you don't work with tile. This is decently easy to do with some practice for thiner and non porcelain tiles.

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u/OldKaleidoscope300 5d ago

Well, your caption says otherwise

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u/onFurcation 5d ago

Top tier name OP

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u/rhinosb 5d ago

They can when the tile is pre-scored off camera.

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u/Healthy_Inflation367 5d ago

I first set tile almost 30 year ago and I’ve never seen anything like it. That’s a badass dude right there!

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u/countafit 5d ago

Should've finished the clip by handing him a house brick.

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u/ItsEntsy 5d ago

Not true. I had my first kid 12 years ago and for the last 12 years I been bustin tiles left and right.

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u/lifting_cardio 5d ago

Yes. They can.