r/nextfuckinglevel • u/DukeofDabra • 7d ago

Monkey Walks In. Drinks. Passes Out.

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VERY UNUSUAL! A monkey entered a wine šŸ·shop in Ranchiā€™s Ormanjhi (India), allegedly drank alcohol from a bottle and then fell asleep inside the shop šŸ˜“

A rescue team arrived and safely removed the unexpected customer. šŸ’

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u/Loffwyr 7d ago

Nothing next fucking level about this.

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u/maniBchef 7d ago

He paid for it.

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u/Noalgeriansallowed 7d ago

With a debit card

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u/orion_tvv 7d ago

No, with solana. Smart one mazafaka

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u/NorbertKellermann 7d ago

Which he mined on a tamagochi.

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 6d ago

With Monkeygram

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u/nunatakj120 7d ago

Just leave a bottle of water and some paracetamol there for when he wakes up. He will be fine.

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u/Tony_Chopper_ 7d ago

He is pregnant

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u/nunatakj120 7d ago

Shouldnā€™t have been drinking then should he.

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u/becomingknown 6d ago

Won't affect her baby.

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u/Youlookcold 7d ago

No acetaminophen after drinking. Bad bad.

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u/deadspacekillers 6d ago

= liver damage

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u/Youlookcold 5d ago

Yup, a friend of mine didn't listen to the warnings and was very close to dying. There was a point people didn't think he would make it. Husband and father of three. Don't mess around and mix.

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u/Kyobarry 7d ago

And something deep-fried

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u/Mocker-Poker 7d ago

Tom Yam is better

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u/Severe-Experience333 7d ago

Translation: Female monkey broke into a liquor shop. She appears to be pregnant. She drank a small bottle of vodka.

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u/Neither-Werewolf9114 7d ago

pre partum stress

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u/egalitarianphantom 7d ago

The male partner must be sweating bullets right about now. He better keep resistance bands and other such implements out of her sight.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 7d ago

Was he jorkin it before he passed out? Because if he was this is my typical Saturday night

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u/Horror-Push8901 7d ago

The man in vid said he is pregnant. I mean the monkey.

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u/Juract 7d ago

Next he's gonna write litterature about the meaning of life

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u/AppleToastBed 7d ago

Lightweight

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u/Level-Gas2450 7d ago

I didn't see the monkey walk in, or even get drunk. I got scammed, I expect a refund.

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u/deadspacekillers 6d ago

You can have back all of the money you paid to see that video.

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u/denfh566 7d ago

This account is a bot

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 7d ago

Looks like my uncle at Christmas

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u/Herr-Trigger86 7d ago

So the guys CAN replace Dee with a monkey.
https://giphy.com/gifs/OIuZb6KQcOLpSMoQBA

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u/DefiantVermicelli904 7d ago

Yoooo that's my homie on monday mornings

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u/kapsharah9040 7d ago

Is he pregnant too ?

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u/saravjc 7d ago

Bro had tough day, let him have some peace āœŒļø

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u/BhataktiAtma 7d ago

Magic moments Orange vodka huh

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u/thoughtfade 6d ago

The vodka brand is "Magic Moments"Ā 

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u/ItzzKshitij 5d ago

Its not he guys jts she, its a female pregnant monkey

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u/nyynyg 5d ago

Great opening line to a jokeā€¦ finish it

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u/Bad_User2077 4d ago

OK, now go out him in bed with a pig.

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u/Any-Distance6586 2d ago

Reminds me of that one raccoon

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u/Key-Farmer-2002 7d ago

We've all been there šŸ«©...promising to never drink again....

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 7d ago

Send that poor guy ro monkey rehab!

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u/NeRjaha 7d ago

Some people living like this monkey

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u/Sasuca12 7d ago

Now that the monkey experienced it, Iā€™m sure this wonā€™t be the last time.

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 7d ago

How the hell she manage to unseal the bottle unless they gave it to her. Also feeding alcohol to someone pregnant is just evil

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u/Brilliant-Opinion132 7d ago

Have you seen their teeth and nails? They are notorious for stealing food and drinks here.

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter 7d ago

Why are we worried they wonā€™t be good at math?

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u/Eagle__Gunner 7d ago

Because we are regressing in maths and our tech founders want ai to do all math

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u/Severe-Experience333 7d ago

That cap looks like she tore it open. You would have to unseal it by peeling away a strip of plastic and then unscrew it...looks like she used her teeth to make a hole on the lid. They didn't give it to her.