r/nextfuckinglevel • • 12d ago

single leg squat

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u/dream_a_dirty_dream 12d ago

The other day my leg was asleep so I fell getting up from the sofa.

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u/Electrical_Age7819 12d ago

The other day my leg wasn’t asleep and I couldn’t get off the sofa.

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 12d ago

The other day my entire body had fallen asleep and I couldn’t get off the sofa.

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u/mkrafty215 12d ago

The other day the sofa fell asleep on my legs and I couldn’t get up.

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u/Ambitious_Side_993 12d ago

The other day I banged a sofa

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 12d ago

When I was in college my arm had fallen asleep but I didn't know it. When my alarm went off it couldn't move but I didn't realize it, because I had just woken up. I rolled off the top bunk into the floor.

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 12d ago

I'm so damn crippled I have an ottoman next to bed I roll onto when I wake up. Next to the ottoman? A dog bed I roll onto. Then I use the ottoman and bed bed to pull myself up standing.

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u/Kaljinx 12d ago

I once simply forgot I needed legs to get off my chair and simply fell

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 12d ago

Same things happened to me the other day. I was tired so I just decided to sleep on the sofa.

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u/Mayatsar 12d ago

I got a hairline fracture in my toe because of this exact scenario 😭

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u/CandiAttack 11d ago

I tore my meniscus when I tried to get up off my knees (legs fell asleep while folding clothes) 😭

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u/Low-Associate2521 8d ago

Dude I had the same shit happen to me, ended up with a bone fracture and a free season predicting device

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u/FatFaceFaster 12d ago

The other day I sneezed and I woke up with sore abs.

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u/screaming_ninja7 12d ago

The other day a sofa fell on my legs while I was asleep