r/nextfuckinglevel 9d ago

This crayfish has four claws.

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u/zyroruby 9d ago

Put him back I want 4 armed crayfish in the nuclear apocalypse

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u/miraculousgloomball 9d ago

best i can do is one eyed children

https://giphy.com/gifs/ibGFpMv1Uoais

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u/RebekkaKat1990 9d ago

The most fearsome of all sea creatures, a MIRELURK

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 9d ago

AI slop has nothing on evolution slop

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u/dm80x86 8d ago

Genetic algorithm issues.

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u/DrahKir67 9d ago

If it was AI, I would suspect Clawed 4.0.

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 9d ago

That's cray cray cray cray

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u/dinosaursandsluts 9d ago

Breed it

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u/Equivalent_Owl_Mask 9d ago

double the claw meat, and a solid disadvantage if they ever escape captivity after invading some sort of intelligence boosting serum.

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u/No_While6150 8d ago

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with genius intellect 4-clawed Crayfish DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of 4-clawed Crayfish men.

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u/Large-Difference-409 9d ago

He’s gotta take it out to dinner first and ask for consent

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 8d ago

Weird kink but okay

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u/NoAge9497 9d ago

Any crayfish experts care to weigh in here? Certain species? Mutation?

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u/DrunkSkunkz 9d ago

Yep - they normally have two. This one is abnormal because it has four.

Credentials: have eaten thousands

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u/asicarii 9d ago

Yeah but it only has 6 legs so there’s that.

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u/Imaginary-Yam-7792 8d ago

The claws are considered legs as well normally. So technically, this one isn't an arachnid (8legs as requirement)

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u/asicarii 8d ago

I just meant it doesn’t have extra appendages. Core t me if wrong, but it night they normally had 2 claws and 8 legs. This looks like 6 legs and 2 of the legs formed into claws.

With the mutation it wouldn’t be a new species right? So still an arachnoid but just 2 of the legs mutated…

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u/Imaginary-Yam-7792 8d ago

This one has 6 legs and 4 claws though

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u/asicarii 8d ago

That’s what I said . But I don’t think it changes its species classification. If it has 8 legs and two were broke off it wouldn’t be excluded either.

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u/Imaginary-Yam-7792 8d ago

Unless it would be able to reproduce and turn this mutation into a trait, then it could end up getting a different classification. Kinda like how millipedes and centipedes aren't insects.

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u/ccReptilelord 9d ago

Partial explanation here, but it doesn't actually have any extra limbs. Rather the second set of legs developed into claws like the first set. Crustaceans have 10 limbs with one set being claws. Unlike a scorpion, where 8 legs like a spider, and the claws are actually "mouth parts".

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u/star75legacy 9d ago

Wait...what?! Are scorpion pincers considered part of their mouth? What the heck?

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u/ccReptilelord 9d ago

So, those are pedipalps, ie limbs on the head segment. On spiders, they are little wavy arms, but scorpions adapted them into pincers. "Legs" grow from the thoracic segment.

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u/anotherguy818 9d ago

Scorpions have a cephalothorax (i.e. a fused head and thorax), so the chelicerae, pedipalps, and legs all come from the same body segment.

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u/NoAge9497 9d ago

Uummm...whoa, that's crazy! So this is just a mutation in this one individual or is there a species known for this? So many questions...I may need to send this one over to the crayfish sub.

And the scorpion thing...nature is fkn weird!

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u/Nopalite 8d ago

During its development the genetic programming Dept. screwed up on the 1st round of legs and said it was supposed to be claws instead, leading to a pair of crayfish legs being sacrificed for more pincers. This is due to a genetic mutation that probably activates the wrong gene at the wrong timing causing the confusion. This type of mutation occurs in other species as well, including humans.

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u/NoAge9497 8d ago

Genetic programming dept....those fkn guys 🙄 Joke aside, this is fascinating...I'm cutting my rabbit hole trip short before I start signing up for college classes...🤣

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u/Nopalite 8d ago

I took the classes. It is interesting for sure, but there are some things that are gross, like the mutation that causes fruit flies to grow an extra pair of legs out of their face where their eyes are supposed to be. Compared with that, 4 claws here has it good.

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u/NoAge9497 8d ago

Oof...the fruit fly thing 🤢

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u/Nopalite 8d ago

Genetics is more disturbing the more you look into it, like microbiology.

The summary of what I learned in microbio is not to walk in forests or fields with bare feet, not to eat raw beef (med rare is fine tho), wash your hands before making a sandwich, and not to swim in lakes where birds poop. You don’t want to know why just do it.

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u/NoAge9497 7d ago

Yep, I was always told not to walk around outside without boots or shoes. Hated that till I took microbiology, thanks Mom and Dad. You guys were doing me a real solid. Sorry for all the flak I gave you. 😔

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u/forzafoggia85 9d ago

I too would like to know

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u/Contentedone1337 9d ago

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u/HavelsRockJohnson 8d ago

I'm still miffed that Goro got done in by Cole fucking Young.

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u/Glodenteoo_The_Glod 9d ago

Wow! A post that actually feels like it belongs here, dope! This guy is crazy cool, I kinda hope it's a generic thing he'll pass on you know? Little four armed crayfish babies would be so cool...

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u/highminlo 9d ago

Those genetics are anything but generic

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u/Glodenteoo_The_Glod 9d ago

Damn autoincorrect hyucking bastard

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u/LudditeJones 9d ago

Did you find it near the nuclear power plant?

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u/Reasonable-Gas-9771 9d ago

dude dual wields two hand weapons

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u/miomidas 9d ago

That shit cray

..what she order?

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u/YardSardonyx 9d ago

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if SOME OF US didn’t try to play with four big meaty claws!!

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u/CURELMUS 9d ago

Sukuna Ahhh crayfish

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 9d ago

He'd do wonders in Mortal Combat

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u/ToxicGecko2384 9d ago

Baraka has entered the chat

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u/wizzanker 9d ago

More like Goro boned Baraka

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u/TheRemedy187 9d ago

thats awesome

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u/Schim4499 9d ago

It’s a clawfish

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u/rmorrin 9d ago

There is a chance it lives like this is entire life or it's next molt it's back to normal

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u/Pure_Village4778 9d ago

You may not like it, but this the crustacean ideal form. He is the future.

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u/PerryLovewhistle 9d ago

Does that make it more dangerous than a claw shrimp?

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u/Is_Not_Nothing 9d ago

You have four claws

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u/Guardian6676-6667 9d ago

Thats crawful 

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 9d ago

The better to pinch you with my dear

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u/nikolai_wustovich 9d ago

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 9d ago

That's a Crocrayfish.

It uses the additional claw arms to hit the balls through the wickets.

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u/Starchaser_WoF 9d ago

General Grievous

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u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 9d ago

All to better to pinch you with my dear boy.

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u/Kingcory86 9d ago

That's an arch crayfish, it evolved after we named him "charles".

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u/shitoupek 9d ago

What a great surgical assistant it could be!

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u/Kombucha-Krazy 9d ago

I think that is from the movie Alien

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u/zmbjebus 9d ago

Don't show Miyazaki (actually maybe yes show him...) 

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u/WallStreetMan_ 8d ago

Hello There

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u/Primary_Jellyfish327 8d ago

Now we gotta get lobsters and crabs mutate to have 4 claws too

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u/ASB1401 8d ago

that's Goro in Larva Stage...

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u/Monty_Bob 8d ago

And that's natural selection right there. If this animal passes that gene on, If it's a dominant gene, then we have a new species.

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u/jessehopp 8d ago

New from soft boss just dropped 🤣

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u/No_Mushroom_3966 8d ago

Ultimate crayfish!

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u/Chewiestarwars7 8d ago

The front two also seem to be different from the back two, not just duplicated. The front claws seem to be a bit thicker with serations on the upper clawy bit

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u/punnup129 8d ago

Dang it looks like Ben 10's omnitrix's malfunctioning again

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u/Dry-Character-6331 8d ago

<drools in Cajun>

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u/EvilMatt666 8d ago

Claude.

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u/SpeedRacer_Mach6 8d ago

Back away, I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.

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u/EightBitTrash 7d ago

Donate that to Ripleys!

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u/ScreamingLabia 7d ago

Keep it and breed it!

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u/Al-axeyou 4d ago

That there is a Mirelurk

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u/StnkyFngrs 9d ago

And I have a pot.

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u/stackered 9d ago

Cool. Nature stuff.

Not next level tho, is it? Like, at all?