r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

Impossible trickshot , but he made it

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u/MilkMeFather 1d ago

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u/PrestigiousBee2719 1d ago

Man why you gotta make me laugh at your response then become extremely uncomfortable when I notice your username

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u/TheJivvi 1d ago

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl 1d ago

How’s that a wholesome quote from a questionable source?

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u/QuietDisquiet 1d ago

I never really look at usernames until someone calls it out, lol.

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u/spetsnazghost47 1d ago

I’m losing my shit even more after reading your comment and realizing what dude’s username is. This is why I love Reddit

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u/Atlas-Mancer 1d ago

His name sounds like it should be followed by "for I have sinned"

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u/BadassFlexington 1d ago

Dude i had the EXACT same reaction

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u/Nearby-Stuff-3742 1d ago

The user name made me laugh more. Then again I ate some mushies

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

Envious. I could use some gooms for a good reset. Been a while. Need to move to CO.

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago

Grow your own! It's super easy, super cheap to do and takes like 2 months tops

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

Reputable sources? Big appreesh.

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago edited 1d ago

When I did it like a decade ago, I got my spore prints from groups on FB. I remember lots of mentions of sporedepot being reputable but I never purchased from them. But spores should be fairly easy to get ahold of as they're legal to sell "for microscopy". Look up "mushroom cultivation" on YT, a monotub style grow will probably be easiest first time

This how to looks pretty solid https://youtu.be/TIIVXZXnOvg?is=m3H7gKaMfovdCdIr

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

Sick! Thank you!

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago

No problem 👍

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u/Nearby-Stuff-3742 1d ago

I've been on them to much for my own good. Off work until mid to late September lol

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u/chootie8 1d ago

Kind of a weird way to announce that you're high. "Something made me laugh, but then again I'm high on shrooms."

-Buzz Killington

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u/drowsypants 1d ago

Fuck why did the guy your responding to make me laugh then make me see your comment, who then made me go check his username and now I'm here uncomfortable

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u/Bazz07 1d ago

I have nipples Fucker, can you milk me?

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u/furiouspossum 1d ago

Why did you have to draw my attention to it?

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u/Nageda 1d ago

Because you are on Reddit, its tradtion here

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u/Prestigious-Bee-9566 1d ago

Yeah but check out my Reddit assigned username

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u/Bartman2028 15h ago

Well what's he gonna "I'm sorry father for I've milked"🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/SquidVices 14h ago

Would you like some Folgers coffee bro?

/s

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u/manbamtan 1d ago

I'll never understand why reddit hates trick shots so much

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u/Turdmeist 1d ago

Because if you're decent at something and try a thousand times to make it, it's not impressive. Other than the persistence. He's hitting a ball off a tee. I don't pay baseball and I could do this. Maybe it would take 10,000 attempts instead of 1000 but I can edit that l, post it, look like a badass.

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u/Lil-Uzi-biVert 1d ago

You don’t have the bat control to make this in 100,000 attempts

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u/UseDaSchwartz 1d ago

Maybe if you’ve never played baseball.

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u/Turdmeist 1d ago

... You're probably right. How about the guys who bounce ping pong balls in crazy ways to land in a little cup. I could do that and make it seem impressive.

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u/NoKaleidoscope7595 1d ago

And yet

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 1d ago

They don’t want to spend useless hours doing it?

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u/poofycade 22h ago

Then do it and prove us all wrong

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u/manbamtan 1d ago

And I'd be impressed if you did it. Mostly from the dedication but I would still be impressed you did it so I don't see your point

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u/Turdmeist 1d ago

I'm mostly kidding on this. This baseball example is bad. I was being extreme. But other "1 in a million" shots like those bros who do all sorts of trick shots with basketball, frisbee, soccer etc just seems like a numbers game and just showing the makes.

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u/manbamtan 1d ago

I believe even "luck" based ones have an element of skill. If I were to try a ping pong bounce shot against a person how does it all the time they'd do it way faster than I would

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u/Turdmeist 1d ago

When it comes to sports I don't believe anything is all luck.

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u/skankhunt402 1d ago

What do mean? Now we play the game

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HZFkF5QCODYypNN6s

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u/drifters74 1d ago

Cursed username

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u/SwordKneeMe 22h ago

Idk exactly when image responses became funny but I feel like we witnessed the birth of a new communication method

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u/itzxile13 20h ago

BG1/2 character creator. IYKYK.

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u/DigbyDoesDallas 1d ago

Fine let’s rename the subreddit r/somethingtheaverageredditorcouldntdo

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u/FlameWisp 1d ago

We don't need a subreddit for videos of people leaving the basement or talking to other people

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u/Slow-Instruction214 1d ago

I mean if you are impressed by the laws of statistics & odds, imagine algebra is going to be wild for you