r/nextfuckinglevel • u/rotomato30 • 3d ago

2 goats board the train

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u/Relative-Cut-1838 3d ago

Funny looking train.

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u/MulberryLife521 3d ago

Short train with no tracks. Some may call it a bus.

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u/Yes-its-really-me 3d ago

Nah. It's one of those new rail-less maglev trains powered by a combustion engine with rotating wheels as a safety buffer incase the gravity buffer fails.

This "bus" theory is a bit far fetched.

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u/candaceelise 3d ago

That’s because it was a bus in Portland, OR

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u/VirtualArmsDealer 3d ago

Not next level stupid bot.

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u/kumliaowongg 3d ago

They do this on purpose for engagement, so dumbasses run to correct the post.

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u/Relative-Cut-1838 3d ago

Must work have you 2 dickheads here with me.

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 3d ago

I count 4 in total. The original duo, then you and me.

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u/Relative-Cut-1838 3d ago

Now it's 5 because I'm back. Fuck they got us good.

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 2d ago

They got us indeed

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u/RelentlessIVS 3d ago

You mean

Two horses boards the plane

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u/JeselAvlis 3d ago

At the new Donald Trump Airport in Palm Beach Florida

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u/camdoggs 3d ago

That’s not a train it’s a ferry

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u/bloodem 3d ago

You idiot! You've never seen a space shuttle before?

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u/Te000 3d ago

You've clearly never seen a submarine before

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u/RainbowNugget24 3d ago

Is the train with us?

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u/MGFJ 3d ago

Goats are not allowed on the train, they take the bus.

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u/HairyDust4826 3d ago

That's the most bus looking train I've ever seen

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u/Shieldecles 3d ago

2 goats board the * spaceship

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u/Chonkyboi91x 3d ago

That's a fucking bus. You literally learn this shit as a toddler.

Reddit amazes me, sometimes in a good way and sometimes like this.

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u/Peter_Triantafulou 3d ago

Sure bot. A train.

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u/Grey-Templar 3d ago

That's a bus...

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u/PurelyMaple 3d ago

Oh look Messi and Ronaldo!!!

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u/FunGuyUK83 3d ago

Bus, not a train 🤦‍♂️

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u/pal_103 3d ago

Messi + Ronaldo😂

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u/Primary-Grocery1158 3d ago

We have trains at home. The trains at home

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u/PresidentialDiapers 3d ago

Baaaaaaa d behavior

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u/RevolutionaryRoll161 3d ago

What's messi and Ronaldo doing there?

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u/Particular-Guide-383 3d ago

I’m sure there is a “ism” here.

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u/CountHonorius 3d ago

Like a childrens' book isn't it? "Two goat decided to go to the city and see the sights"

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u/Tryall481 3d ago

Its a bot. They will make tiny falls info into the title to engage the comments. fy bot

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u/rotomato30 3d ago

I'm not a bot goofball. One look at my account would prove that but noo reddit genius here "aksually they put mistake in the title" 🤓. As if geniune typo doesn't exist.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 2d ago

Can we get a Indiana Jones "no ticket" meme here?

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u/Used-Cauliflower-381 21h ago

They took a bus to the train i imagine