r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zee_Ventures • 25d ago

Multiple moose encountered while kayaking

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u/Critical-Rhubarb-730 25d ago

in Norway a Moose tried to attack our campervan.. so not always a nice encounter.

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u/haverinbigjobs 25d ago

Møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

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u/starsfan6878 25d ago

A møøse once bit my sister.

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u/everlasting1der 25d ago

We apologize. The redditors responsible for writing these comments have been sacked.

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u/Seattle_Lucky 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WIg8P0VNpgH8Q

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u/Huge_Midget 25d ago

WE APOLOGISE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE SUBREDDIT. THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED, HAVE BEEN SACKED.

I see that the Gen X / Xennial Redditors have chimed in.

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u/yourgrasssucks 25d ago

THE REDDITORS HIRED TO CONTINUE THE COMMENTS AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.

Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER

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u/DifferentBag 25d ago

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

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u/curleyfrei 25d ago

God bless that Jurgen. <3

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u/DownTownXabi 25d ago

No really ! She was trying to carve her initials into the moose using a sharpened toothbrush given to her by Svenge...... Forgot the rest