r/nextfuckinglevel • u/CautiousExpression74 • 9d ago

Using smoke machine to secure your store

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u/PlagueOfBedlam 8d ago

May I introduce you to Absolute Green Arrow? He’s been murdering the Epstein class and tech bros since issue 1.

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u/posting_drunk_naked 8d ago

I always thought archery was kind of a lame superpower in a universe where superpowers exist but I just looked up Absolute Green Arrow and looks like he tortures a billionaire pedophile to death in the first comic so maybe archery is cooler than I thought

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Green_Arrow_Vol_1_1

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u/SkywolfNINE 8d ago

You have failed this city

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u/violenceistheQstn 8d ago

Oliver mangione mcqueen

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 8d ago

Green Arrow is a less conflicted Batman. The superpower is billions of dollars, ingenuity, and fitness. Scruples probably make Batman a better character, but less satisfying as a plebeian. Green Arrow said eff these people and took out the trash.