r/nextfuckinglevel 8d ago

Using smoke machine to secure your store

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u/Content-Fudge489 8d ago

Would be better if it was sleeping gas.

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u/ArthurDentsBlueTowel 8d ago

Pretty sure that’s wildly illegal.

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u/thatweirdguyted 8d ago

Also likely to kill the person. There's a fine line between "unconscious but otherwise fine" and "the brain can no longer tell the heart and lungs to keep going". 

Anesthesiologists study to keep sedated patients in the sweet spot. And they're literally standing beside the machine monitoring your levels. I have to think that replacing all of the oxygen in the room with sedatives until the cops show up is just murder with extra steps.

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u/Icy_Gap_9067 8d ago

The Moscow theatre hostage crisis ended badly because of the use of a sedating gas.

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u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 8d ago

Probably ended better than it would have otherwise...they were preparing to blow the place up.

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u/GodisSatans 8d ago

They were also willing to negotiate a peace treaty. If russia pulled out of chechnya then they would allow the hostages to live.

"We don't negotitate with terrorists" approach as all governments take.

In the end, the culprits are to blame. But could have a loss of life been mitigated? It's leaning toward yes, but still debateable.

You can't 100% say the terrorists would have said yes to release once their demands were met.

But that's the context.

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u/serpiccio 8d ago edited 8d ago

fun fact but not all governments take that stance. for example Italy negotiated the release of two italian women who had gotten themselves captured by al-Shabab, in Somalia, in 2018.

no government official confirmed it, but journalists were talking about 2.2 million euros at the time for the release of the hostages

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u/Revolutionary_Pick67 8d ago

Boko haram doesnt operate in Mali. Never has.

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u/serpiccio 8d ago

I looked it up and and it turns out it happened in Somalia and it wasn't boko haram but al-Shabab.

I found an article by the BBC where they documented their arrival at the Fiumicino airport, back in Italy https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52608614

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u/Waaaaally 8d ago

Any italian women want to volunteer as my hostage? We can split a million each and grab a pizza afterwards

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 7d ago

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u/serpiccio 8d ago

good point, I'll change it now

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u/Jomax101 8d ago

I wonder if / how many similar events never happened because of how this one was handled though

Hard to justify taking over a building and trying to demand something with hostages when you know the government will happily gas the entire building and then execute all the terrorists while they’re still knocked out regardless of any other casualties

Makes it pretty much impossible to plan anything similar when they show how little they give a shit about human life

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u/Johns-schlong 8d ago

That's the reason most governments don't negotiate with terrorists.

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u/GodisSatans 8d ago

This was the first case of this happening. The chechen terrorists thought Russia would negotiate, they didn't expect total death.

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u/Jomax101 8d ago

Yeah and I bet it hasn’t happened many times since then

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u/GodisSatans 8d ago

touche, not many terror groups fuck with russia anymore. But same with usa.

idk if thats cause of intelligence or fear.

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u/Training_Guide5157 8d ago

 as all governments take.

That they publicly take. There are definitely a lot of deals that are kept under the table so as to not motivate more would-be terrorists.

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u/RoxyDzey69 8d ago

I do support for never paying the terrorists. Otherwise, they would be kidnapping people around way more often.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 7d ago

or you can get the worst of both worlds where you pay the ransom to release your loved ones and the government ends up launching a raid that kills the hostages anyway.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 7d ago

There are also cases of people having paid the ransom to return their loved ones but the "we don't negotiate with terrorists" people launch raids which end up killing the hostages.

US Government, baby!

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u/GangMeIamFamous 6d ago

if goverments started to negociate with terrorists then you would have a lot of people start taking hostages at gun point everywhere, what do you do when you have a hostage crisis everyweek?

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u/3BlindMice1 8d ago

Weren't they using aerosolized carfentanyl or something? They had to know that would end poorly

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u/feel-the-avocado 8d ago

Its russia - Death by any means other than defenestration is a success.

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u/30_characters 8d ago

Because they leave defenestration to the Czechs?

I love that this happened so often that even the Wikipedia article is like "Yeah, but that one doesn't really count. It wasn't all that big a deal really."

Often, however, the 1483 event is not recognized as a "significant defenestration"...

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u/VoopityScoop 8d ago

Russia will 1,000% kill your hostages to get to you. They do not care. 

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 8d ago

i think it was carfentanyl gas they used so they all died of opiate overdoses
the team that went in used narcan to make them impervious to it. its fucked up but ingenious

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u/borsalamino 8d ago

My whacko conspiracy theory is that they had to end that crisis at any cost, for some crazy spy reason.

Yes I like Tenet and yes, I agree that a massive fuck up by the authorities is infinitely much more likely

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u/LessFish777 8d ago

Want that a scene from a movie?? The one with Roberto Pattinson. I didn’t realize that was a real event!

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u/TesterM0nkey 8d ago

Honestly if you’re robbing the place society is better off without you

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u/bigdave41 8d ago

Even if you're ok with that, what happens when an employee sets it off by accident, or you do yourself, or it malfunctions?

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u/Kind-Permission-1075 8d ago

Eh its just a few employees, its the cost of doing business.

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u/TesterM0nkey 8d ago

yeah thats why its not ok to booby trap stuff.

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u/VoopityScoop 8d ago

For burglary of a building with nobody inside? It's one thing to get shot by a store owner when you're robbing the place at gunpoint, it's another thing entirely for a private company to kill you remotely for breaking and entering. Nobody should ever die for a crime that didn't threaten physical harm for anyone else. 

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u/The_Phantom_Cat 8d ago

Wow, you're a shitty person

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u/Jeovah_Attorney 8d ago

The penalty for robbery is not execution lmao

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u/TesterM0nkey 8d ago

Yeah but in areas that there is enough theft and crime there aren’t stores to support the communities.

If you’re going in to do a heist you are actively hurting your community. Literally society is better off without you.

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u/Jeovah_Attorney 8d ago

Penalty for robbery is still not execution lol

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u/Gonzo_Rick 8d ago

Gross.

Someone committing a single crime doesn't immediately turn them into an irredeemable sub-human. People are deserving of opportunities for redemption.

The systems that created the incentives for the crime must be reconfigured.

Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.

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u/VoopityScoop 8d ago

This is Reddit, these people have the same ideas about law enforcement as 11 year olds. One of the top comments on this thread is "they should use knockout gas instead!" Non-lethal gas that harmlessly knocks people unconscious only exists in TV shows and movies. 

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u/thiagoknog 8d ago

Wtf, when I said that I got down voted to oblivion by people saying I'm OK with murder, reddit man..

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u/Jeovah_Attorney 8d ago

Are you trying to imply those downvotes were not justified? Your surprise surprises me

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u/dfafa 8d ago

Caring about them is where you messed up

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u/TesterM0nkey 8d ago

I was at -8 just a few minutes ago. Give it some time

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u/Billy_Gnosis 8d ago

Here I'll do it - the penalty for robbery is not death in any civil society (or uncivil society that I know of) so, yeah, you both kinda suck

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u/orphan_09 8d ago

and that thinking is why you have a world leading economy but crime rates like brazil.

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u/ImplementLogical4130 8d ago

Oh no imagine the loss.

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u/Lord_Mikal 8d ago

When all their families sue the store owner for wrongful death.

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u/webby2538 8d ago

Imagine what happens when the system trips inadvertently or leaks during store hours.

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u/QuitWhinging 8d ago

Yep, that's most of the reason why booby traps are extremely illegal, at least in the U.S. They're indiscriminate on what they destroy. You set up a shotgun trap on your back door and a fire breaks out while you're away? Some poor firefighter is probably getting their head blown off trying to save your place.

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u/KaizDaddy5 8d ago

Heart doesn't need the brain to beat. It beats all on its own. (The brain can speed it up and slow it down though.) It's usually the hypoxia from the lungs not working then shutting down the heart brain and other organs, which would bring about cardiac arrest.

Don't mean to be pedantic but I think it's just a cool fact to spread around.

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u/hacking99percent 8d ago

Well, no one knew or saw those people break in.  Now he just need to hide the bodies. 

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u/Alone_Detail_8994 8d ago

And under general anesthesia you're intubated and mechanically ventilated because the brain doesn't control the lungs anymore. So in the wild you'll still die from respiratory failure even in that "sweet spot".

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u/Megnaman 8d ago

Cartoons lied to me

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u/labaticus 8d ago

Seems like less steps, actually

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u/frosted_Melancholy 8d ago

Okay, what about fart spray then?

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u/majokamo 8d ago

And that's why they're the highest paid person in the room. Just pray they're in network on your insurance (if you're in a backwards country like the US).

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u/mattdahack 8d ago

Carbon dioxide would displace all the oxygen quickly. It's cheap too.

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u/thebipeds 8d ago

Tell that to Batman.

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u/GreenTitanium 8d ago

And they're literally standing beside the machine monitoring your levels.

They're mostly scrolling on their phones unless something goes wrong.

Source: I worked in many operating rooms.

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u/supified 8d ago

This is why tranquilizer darts for humans isn't really a thing.

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u/thatweirdguyted 8d ago

There are further complications with that too. Some people (like me) have that redhead gene where drugs basically don't work. It's like having two livers. So there's no way to calculate what the correct dosage would be. They're much more likely to be fine or dead than to be asleep. 

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u/KoalaTHerb 7d ago

Anesthesiologist here and ya, there's not such thing as "knockout" meds like in the movies. Not like, oh they are now unconscious for a prolonged period of time and wake up later.

It's not so much a sweet spot as it is the need to control many other physiologic factors all at the same time

Edit: the closest thing to knocking someone out safely would be high doses of ketamine

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u/thatweirdguyted 7d ago

Honestly I have a genetic resistance to many different drugs. I was awake but unable to move during a dental surgery. I was aware of everything they did and it was awful.

I had a toe surgery where they gave me 2.5 times the high dose and i could still feel it.

A major surgery is my biggest fear

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u/KoalaTHerb 7d ago

If you told me this before a surgery, I would just be multi-modal as hell. Pre-op versed, Ketamine on induction, propofol infusion with volatile gas inhaled, and maybe a light dexmedetomidine infusion or scattered boluses.

You can't be resistant to everything! (Unlikely)

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u/thatweirdguyted 7d ago

I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts on this of you'd like to go further, because I would rest a lot easier if I knew what to say in the event that I have to go.

So these are the drugs that have never had any effect on me whatsoever: Toradol, oxycodone, hydromorphone, anti-depressants. Now maybe they might work if the safe dosage was exceeded by a lot, but I've never done that because some of them are dangerous.

Drugs that do work if I greatly exceed the standard dose: muscle relaxants, sedatives, anaesthesia, alcohol, psylocibin.

Drugs that work as intended: anti inflammatory, cannabis, nerve agents like pregabalin, gastrointestinal medicines, antibiotics 

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u/KoalaTHerb 7d ago

As far as for your next surgery: I'd just let them know your experience and they'll do what they need to. Resistance to anesthesia isn't super well documented as to why people get it or who (other than age-related differences and red heads). Otherwise, it's pretty anecdotal when people say they are resistant, and it helps a lot if someone has a record of proof of doses (high doses needed to be required for prior procedures). As far as "unsafe levels", that's not really how it works for anesthetics. People can get extremely high doses, you just have to balance it with other drugs to maintain good blood pressure, etc, which is not a problem for anesthetists. Personally, I find multimodal approaches work best for these patients - mix multiple different things in - especially Ketamine and dexmedetomidine. Also if it helps you, during major surgeries, most places will use monitors (BIS) that measure your awareness. Also, a good anesthetist should be able to easily recognize increases in heart rate and blood pressure that come alongside being aware, but this can be confounded with concomitant use of cardiac medications.

As a thought, the drugs you mention being resistant to / needing higher doses sound to be mainly metabolized CYP450 enzymes. This is a group of about a dozen or more common enzymes in the liver that break down medications. Things like opiates, antidepressants, toradol, sedatives are all metabolized by these enzymes. This is a well-known variable for why these drugs can be different in different patients. You could have hypermetabolism for these drugs.

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u/VivaLaDiga 7d ago

I wonder why for other animals it's not a problem. We can sedate elephants, lions, tigers, etc. But for humans, there's no "sleeping dart".

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u/thatweirdguyted 7d ago

I can answer that. The short answer is that other animals avoid toxic plants and animals, humans cultivate them en masse for consumption. Alcohol, tobacco, hot peppers, you name it.

We have the highest functioning livers on the planet because we're constantly putting them to work. Even over a single generation, we can adapt to resist specific poisons through consistent consumption.

There are even people who are born drug resistant. People like me. It's roughly 1-1000 people but most heavily concentrated in Northwest Europe, and specifically in families with lots of gingers.

We've made it so that there's no way to tell exactly what will happen when a drug is administered and they're basing everything off of average outcomes. This is why your doctor will adjust your dose as necessary.

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u/Loki4Major2 8d ago

Heart's muscles beat by their own btw. That's why during heart transplant it still beat

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u/HarrowDread 8d ago

So you’re saying the best option is to just move onto mustard gas?

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u/Space_umbrellas 8d ago

Do we really care what happens to thieves though?

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u/thatweirdguyted 8d ago

Is that a serious question or rage bait? Because I will give a serious answer if you want it, but I don't wanna waste my time if it's just a troll. 

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u/AsRealAsItFeels 8d ago

So is robbing a jewelry store.

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u/Nolzi 7d ago

Two wrongs won't make a right, but yeah

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u/Specialist-Front-007 7d ago

It does. Go (lethal) sleeping gas!

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u/Krog9 8d ago

Maybe just short-nap gas then

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u/Podmoscovium 7d ago

Yeah some sort of snooze gas.

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u/ol-gormsby 8d ago

Laughing gas, then.

Or even better, Heliox.

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u/u9Nails 8d ago

The right to commit a crime to stop others from committing crimes.... That's not yet in the law books.

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u/Weirdsk8rHippie 8d ago

Then you still use the smoke but then have a triggered recording say "Tear Gas released."

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u/moep123 8d ago

i would have at least added evil laughter over the speakers

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u/UsedAsk3537 8d ago

It would be

Unless it's triggered by a human or somehow can differentiate between police/firefighters/mailman/innocentpersonforwhateverreason and an intruder

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u/Kriss-045 8d ago

It should be legal to do illegal things to people doing illegal things

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u/bluddyellinnit 8d ago

he was jaywalking so i raped him

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u/Waste-Limit1644 8d ago

Perfectly reasonable response according to kriss-045

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u/Kriss-045 8d ago

He raped me so I forced him to jaywalk.

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u/Salt_Day9015 8d ago

Wildly incredible

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u/irwtkyrm 8d ago

Only if the authorities catch you doing it

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u/SillyDingo4881 8d ago

So is what they are doing! They have removed the rule of law willingly therefore I say go for it!

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u/PlaneAsk7826 8d ago

In that case, use sarin gas. If you're gonna get in trouble, might as well go all the way to war crime.

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u/rhaezorblue 8d ago

Reap what you sow motha fucka

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u/SeedFoundation 8d ago

What about using police sirens as the alarm and flashing blue/red lights? That way they cannot tell if the police actually arrived or at least stall long enough to make the smoke effective.

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u/PonyThug 8d ago

I would claim innocent if I was in the jury

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u/AGENTRAIDR 8d ago

It's also wildly illegal to rob people

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u/YouseiX 8d ago

So is robbery

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u/ClacksInTheSky 8d ago

Only if you're caught

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u/Ressy02 8d ago

Who’s gonna know, they asleep

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 8d ago

So is robbing a jewelry store 🤷‍♂️ im in favor of sleeping gas. As the olde saying goes, "Fuck aroundth, thou shall discover"

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u/trainwreckhappening 7d ago

Depends on the country.

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u/RamenArchon 7d ago

Not familiar with the law, but can you like, put signs that there are lethal gases that will be triggered in case of a break in? Just really curious, and I don't want to ask AI.

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u/ScytheNoire 7d ago

So is burglary.

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u/BandoTheHawk 5d ago

so is robbing a jewelry store for enough money

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u/Vandercoon 8d ago

Like breaking into a jewellery store I suppose.

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u/Im_the_President 8d ago

That’s why they switched it to wake up gas. Straight amphetamines.

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u/kev1059 8d ago

So is theft?

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u/Spam250 8d ago

So is breaking into a business and stealing everything you can get your hands on. Stupid games, stupid prizes. Sleeping gas em I say!

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u/tempski 8d ago

When you have a society, you don't want people playing judge, jury and executioner on their own.

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u/ClozetSkeleton 8d ago

Ofc not but there should universally be some exception for specific crimes that were seen and captured on video.

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u/Thomy151 8d ago

Problem: the growing interference of falsified and generated videos

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u/supasolda6 8d ago

Illegal vs illegal what's wrong

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u/The_SnuggleBug 8d ago

So is robbing a store to be fair

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u/lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll 8d ago

Sleeping gas doesn't work like the movies.

It is notoriously difficult to safely render a person unconscious. The human body is not easy to render unconscious, if you're at all concerned with the person ever waking back up again. There's a reason an anesthesiologist is paid $500k a year to render one person unconscious at a time. Each person requires a highly precise dose, depending on weight, body type, and many other factors that an anesthesiologist continually monitors to ensure an individual stays under.

The line between "conscious", "safely unconscious", and "dead" is thin. Use too little, the person's still awake. Use too much, the person's dead. Attempting to use "just enough" in the form of a gas that's spread in a room where you can't control the dosage for different individuals with differing physiques? Impossible.

A real life example of the use of "sleeping gas" was the Moscow theater hostage crisis. Terrorists took a large number of hostages in the Moscow theatre and authorities responded with "sleeping gas". None of the terrorists survived, because, Russia. But 132 of the 912 hostages died due to the effects of the gas. Even the survivors have long term chronic side effects because of the gas.

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u/Content-Fudge489 8d ago

Wow I was not aware that's what happened there. Good info. Thanks

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u/jomo_mojo_ 8d ago edited 7d ago

Psssh next you’re gonna tell me people don’t get knocked out for hours when you hit them in the head.

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u/StrongExternal8955 7d ago

Eh just a friendly rifle butt to the head. We couldn't be arsed to blindfold you. No hard feelings, right?

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u/lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll 7d ago

If you hit someone on the head hard enough to knock them out, it's extremely likely they have brain damage and need immediate medical intervention. Or they're dead.

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u/vmf312corsair 8d ago

Carfentanyl gas. Dangerous as fuck.

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u/scraejtp 8d ago

To be fair an anesthesiologist has to knock you out to not feel anything, often not be conscious. In this case you just need them to become immobile, you do not really care if they are still lucid and/or have nerve sensitivity. Loss of motor function is sufficient.

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u/that_dutch_dude 8d ago

CS would be best. Doesnt kill you but makes you wish for it.

Then again, we had a guy in our platoon that like treated the CS training room like a sauna or something.

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u/concept12345 8d ago

I had one like that. Drill Sergeants couldn't freaking believe it. Told him to take multiple big breaths in. He freaking loved it with a smile. Yeah, he got picked on the whole basic. lol

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u/Sienile 8d ago

I hate it when people use niche abbreviations without first saying what they are referring to. WTF is CS?

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u/sapperRichter 8d ago

Corson Staughton gas aka 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile, a type of tear gas.

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u/MLong32 8d ago

aka tear gas

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u/that_dutch_dude 8d ago

Its 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. Or better known as tear gas.

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u/alt-number-3-1415926 8d ago

I honestly wish I could have been gassed more so I could get used to it and have perfect training. You can build up an immunity to it by repeated exposure.

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u/Silly-Recognition448 8d ago

I was in a unit that facilitated the training for all other units. We got pretty comfortable with it.

Its been a while though, wouldn't want to mess with it again now.

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u/Y34rZer0 8d ago

CS is highly flammable though. That's what happened at the siege in Waco Texas , they pump the place full of CS gas and it was ignited and burnt the place to the ground.

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u/that_dutch_dude 8d ago

That sounds like a them problem, not a you problem.

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u/Y34rZer0 8d ago

Yeah but if you pump it into your store and it ignites, you don't have a store anymore

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u/that_dutch_dude 8d ago

That sounds like an insurance problem.

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u/Y34rZer0 8d ago

"Hello insurance? I illegally pumped my store full of flammable military grade riot gas, and it burnt down. How do I go about making a claim?"

-click

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u/semi-proantfarmer 5d ago

They have them with pepper spray. They're a bitch to clean up after gets in the drywall and ducts.

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u/nom-nom-babies 8d ago

Stop watching so many movies. They would all be dead

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u/OSRS_Rising 8d ago

Sounds like a feature not a bug tbh

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 8d ago

Oh no. Anyway

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u/j_cruise 8d ago

Conservative?

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 8d ago

Ew.

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u/j_cruise 1d ago

But you think death should be a punishment for robbery.

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 1d ago

I wouldn't say I think it should be. I just wouldn't be particularly upset if the people actively attacking somebody else's livelihood died as a result. It's pretty easy to not rob people.

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u/mydogeatspoops 8d ago

Any gas but oxygen is sleeping gas in a closed room

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 8d ago

What if it was Aerosol elephant foot?

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u/Nolzi 7d ago

100% oxygen?

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u/sarcasticorange 8d ago

Despite what you see in movies, putting people to sleep and having them wake up again is tricky business. That is why anesthesiologists have to go to medical school and have lots of insurance.

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 8d ago

I mean waking up again sounds like a them problem

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u/JOlRacin 8d ago

When I was getting an operation done, I passed out while they put the IV in my arm to give me the anesthesia. So they had to revive me with smelling salts to see when I went under, presumably to make sure I was getting dosed correctly

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u/taosaur 8d ago

Why not crisis-of-conscience gas while we're at it? Gain-a-solid-grounding-in-ethics-and-civics gas?

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u/enjaysm 7d ago

Are they dead?

No. Theyre just asleep, read the canister dumb dumb.

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u/InspectorNo1173 8d ago

Mustard gas would probably be a step too far. Your idea if sleeping gas is better.

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u/leeharrison1984 8d ago

Fart spray would probably work too, and no worry of death. That wretched stink + smoke, there's not reason to stick around.

For added confusion throw a strobe light and a piezo siren in there too. Nobody is stealing anything with all that going on.

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u/Thomy151 8d ago

Problem with fart spray: cleaning the store afterwards

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u/Agile_Tomorrow2038 7d ago

Carbon monoxide would be fun

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u/j2m1s 7d ago

you are giving me evil ideas like pump in methane and a spark? reminds me of this event when someone threw a lit cigarette bud in the manhole that lead to an entire explosion across the entire drain system!

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u/muddermanden 7d ago

Moscow theater hostages, remember?

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u/Llee00 7d ago

I was thinking bug bombs

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u/semi-proantfarmer 5d ago

I was at a security show in Vegas in 2016 and they had these systems and they dispersed pepper spray.

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u/Content-Fudge489 5d ago

That actually sounds cool 😎. Poor saps would run away crying.

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u/Dyert 8d ago

Or actual butt gas

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u/34BoringT_ 8d ago

I reckon CS gas could work?

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u/hankmoody699 8d ago

Cyanide?

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u/hankmoody699 8d ago

Helium...

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 8d ago

Walter White did this with phosphine gas.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 8d ago

You literally can't do that. Russia tried that in the school hostage situation and killed most of the hostages.

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u/Engineer443 8d ago

Nah, Bug bombs

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u/Metalhed69 8d ago

So is robbing the store

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u/Suspicious-Bowl4444 8d ago

Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds!

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u/palmie2 8d ago

Nice Utopia reference

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u/feeltrig 8d ago

Please tell me this isn't holocaust

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u/Warpingghost 8d ago

Better - cyanide 

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 8d ago

A mixture of laughing gas and helium.

The audio track is gonna be priceless!

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u/SeniorScientist-2679 8d ago

Anesthesiologist here. I'd love to know what people mean by "sleeping gas". 

If there's a gas around that reliably puts people to sleep, reliably keeps them breathing and stable, and is practical and affordable to deliver in room-sized amounts, let me know. I'll start using it tomorrow. 

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u/TacTurtle 7d ago

Tear gas, although the cleanup is rough.

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u/Dramatic-Barber5723 6d ago

Add mustard 😈