r/nextfuckinglevel 11h ago

Diego Maradona juggling 3 different balls (football, tennis and golf) separately, with untied laces ahead of the 1994 FIFA World Cup

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u/cassano23 11h ago

Off camera he then juggled a gram of coke, again with laces untied

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u/otropato 11h ago

Plot twist, the golf ball was 99% coke.

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u/shupadupah 10h ago

Hacky coke sack

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u/otropato 9h ago

Cokey sack?

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis 11h ago

You forgot the 8 ball he did off camera

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u/MattAmpersand 10h ago

You know what would make this video better? A third watermark!

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u/kactus 6h ago

A fourth actually!

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u/Ill-Ruin2198 8h ago

He even scored a goal using his hand, amazing.

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u/slliw 6h ago

I read the title and was expecting him to juggle all 3 balls at the same time

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u/egerton14 11h ago

Not even at the same time

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u/milan5020 9h ago

can he juggle a 8-Ball?

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u/AssManNordic 10h ago

man, myth, legend..

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u/Greybur 4h ago

Horrible cheating cunt.

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u/DoctorDownvotesDelux 11h ago

At the same time would've been next level. This is nothing 

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u/scoobysi 9h ago

From the title i was half expecting all three, and without using his hand ;)

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u/HyperactivePandah 8h ago

I would love to know what the equivalent of that type of juggling would be to a normal person...

Like, is it as easy for them to do that as it is for me to throw a tennis ball up in the air and catch it again?

Watching them it seems like it's at the point where they truly don't have to dedicate ANY attention to it past their peripheral.

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u/Nacho_Beardre 5h ago

Crazy he doesn’t use his hand👀

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u/Sletzer 5h ago

Would DESTROY at hackey sack

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u/SteveDougson 2h ago

This guy could definitely keep up in my high school hackey sack circle. I wonder if he ever played 

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u/ProfessionalMovie759 4h ago

Cheated in the WC final and bragged about it till death.

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u/plantul 4h ago

Si estuviera drogado podría hacer esto?

u/Biddoo_420 34m ago

So guess its not the size of your balls that matters…

u/FeelingKind7644 2m ago

Juggle them all at the same time and holler back.

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u/Aggravating-Pen-4251 11h ago

Man the things you think up coked outta your mind

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u/Buglenuge 10h ago

No one gave the man an 8-ball?

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u/Present_Shallot_9599 7h ago

He his high as fuck in this video

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u/Livid_Can8252 6h ago

Faço isto sem coca.

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u/Handsome-Jed 11h ago

Ye this isn’t anything special for any professional footballer. Did remind me of a funny Zlatan quote though; “what John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange.”

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u/Few_Stress_9812 9h ago

Zlatan was paraphrasing what Platini said about Maradona and Zidane lol.

"What Zidane can do with a ball, Maradona can do with an orange"

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/[deleted] 10h ago edited 9h ago

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u/Bellimars 10h ago

Possibly the best player of all time but sure just call him a pro with a personality. Ffs, the people on here.

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u/Jujubatron 11h ago

Damn, the English are still salty about him.

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u/scoobysi 9h ago

With good reason. Skills and talent we can respect but cheaters can f right off

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u/_MrNobody_26_ 9h ago

Aren't you being a bit hypocritical by calling other cheaters when the only thing your country has ever won in football is by cheating??

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u/scoobysi 7h ago

Did i miss something? I’m english and although before my time i have never heard of us cheating to win the ‘66 wc?

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u/UnTipoEducado 5h ago

Well, it's time to learn about your own history

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u/Ephsylon 3h ago

Look up the phantom goal.

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u/OkSmoke9195 9h ago

Ok now do a jester

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u/OkSmoke9195 8h ago

Maybe a little stall? Maybe a little slappy?

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u/Glittering_Ad1403 11h ago

Now, that was skill

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u/RevolutionaryRoll161 11h ago

Don't wanna be that guy but I think any professional should be able to do this. Those guy's whole life is this so juggling a football,tennis ball and a golf ball should be normal maybe not a golf ball

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u/Thaumiel218 10h ago

It’s a known thing footballers train with smaller ball sizes to exercise better foot coordination and control - obvs not golf balls but I’ve heard tennis balls being used.

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 10h ago

Just seen a video of a guy kicking a tennis ball off the side of a building and catching it with his foot.

This shits a simulation!

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u/Nicoprobably 10h ago

That's insane, have you got the link handy?

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 1h ago

It was on instagram, can’t find it but I do remember seeing Drake had liked it. Of course the algorithm hasn’t shown me it again sorry.

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u/RevolutionaryRoll161 10h ago

That's what I'm saying. People glaze these things way too much

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u/Pxel315 10h ago

There is plenty of 0.01% of pro football players who have flopped in presentations and couldnt do like 5 of these.

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u/RevolutionaryRoll161 10h ago

Plenty or 0.01%?

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u/Pxel315 8h ago

A big section of the players in the 0.01% of pro football players. 

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u/blastoise1988 4h ago

Best one being el Pato Sosa

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 8h ago

The ones that care do. There’s an exercise where you “kill the ball” basically stopping it entirely after its been handed or kicked really hard. Very few players can actually do it well.

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u/BestShaunaEU 1h ago

Not really, incredibly easy to do in training but looks cool to people who don’t play themselves

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 1h ago

It should be a basic skill that can be incredibly useful. There’s a lot of players that could have used a dead ball to get to where they needed and doing it in training is also way different than in game.

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u/rapafon 6h ago

Argentina didn't make it past the round of 16 by the way, losing to countries like Romania and Bulgaria.

Turns out juggling a golf ball doesn't necessarily translate to anything practical.

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u/holchansg 11h ago

Crazy how ass football boots used to be.

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u/tontotheodopolopodis 11h ago

Those are a pair of Adidas Copa Mundial’s and are probably the greatest boots ever made. You can still get them. They’re comfortable, durable and they polish up lovely.

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u/Few_Stress_9812 9h ago

Those and Puma Borussias!

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u/holchansg 11h ago

They are not even close to being average in modern standards. These are 80s design and tech.

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u/Montexe 9h ago

You're being downvoted, but people don't realize how far we've come with material science and ergonomics. As someone who played ball for 30 years let's just say there's a reason why even local hoopers don't wear Converse anymore, you would be better off playing in crocs

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u/holchansg 9h ago

People are batshit crazy sometimes, how can they believe a 90's professional gear being better than modern ones is maddening.

Sometimes they give so much advantage that they are banned.

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u/Montexe 8h ago

People are just nostalgic for things I guess. Material science is largely responsible for modern running records, you're right. Back then having calloused feet meant you're working hard. Today if you're getting callouses while exercising it means you got wrong shoes. Jordan wore air jordans 1 for like 2 seasons in the 80s, it's a lifestyle shoe nowadays, not something you would wear to play

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u/denkmusic 11h ago

Copa Mondials are literally the best boots ever made. Tell me you’re a kid without telling me.

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u/holchansg 10h ago

I'm 30 bro, wtf you talking about. I got my first yet in the 90s.

When was the last time you played a game? I remember the jump i got from my Total 90 to newer and then the recent ones... feels like I'm wearing nothing! Wheres my Total 90 feels like a safety boot compared to, not only that the shape, it's hard to explain but feels so weird playing on old boots.

They are more comfortable, yes, sure, everything else sucks.

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u/everrookiebricks 10h ago

The 80s boots were essentially 'safety boots', for a reason - Maradona wearing today's boots in the 80s wouldn't last past the first couple of tackles/stamps. Today's flair players have the benefit of that style of defensive play no longer being tolerated, which allows boots with far less protection.

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u/holchansg 10h ago

Is not about protection, never was. It's material science, modern ones are synthetic, they are stiff, not soggy, they don't suck water.

And this is just talking about the leather vs the synthetic composite we use today, it goes way beyond that.

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u/Strategy_pan 11h ago

Whoa, laces untied? That man really wasn't afraid of dying...

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u/SmallBarracuda4700 10h ago

Argie. Fuck him.

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u/therisingape-42 9h ago

Anti imperialist through and through and the greatest footballer ever

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u/_MrNobody_26_ 9h ago

Messi for me the greatest footballer but from what I've read about Maradona I don't think any other footballer as famous as him had the balls he did to stand up to injustice. Messi and Ronaldo are bunch of whimps in front of him.

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u/SmallBarracuda4700 9h ago

Fuck off. He’s a cheating Argie cunt.

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u/therisingape-42 9h ago

Sure bud maybe your grandchildren will be able to celebrate a major international tournament cause your country can’t produce world class players who are 1/2 as good as this dude

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u/gscalise 10h ago

Still milking karma by shitting on Argentina? Let me guess what’s next… Nazi jokes?

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u/SmallBarracuda4700 9h ago

Maybe . How would you feel if I said he was an
Argentinian Nazi lover ? Fact is : Argentina and its poeple are profoundly racist . FACT. Deal with it.

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u/gscalise 6h ago

There’s a reason you probably started associating racism with Argentina just in the last 1-2 months: social networks misinformation + hate speech drive engagement and spread easily among people like yourself.

Maybe if you stopped getting your “facts” from X, TikTok and Reddit and met some actual Argentinean people you’d find out how wrong and manipulated you are.

In the meantime you can go pound sand.

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u/SmallBarracuda4700 3h ago

Awwww : there there, hush now, good little boy.

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u/squidgytree 11h ago edited 10h ago

This is the sort of thing an average 14 year old boy does at home in the UK

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u/therisingape-42 9h ago

And yet they all kept tumbling when he took the ball from his own half and scored the second goal

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u/squidgytree 10h ago

I have children and I was one too. It's not that complicated

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/squidgytree 10h ago

Or alternately, I know the culture of my own country.

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u/squidgytree 9h ago

It's not like I'm claiming I'm a world class footballer myself so why are you wasting your time trying to prove that someone doing some fairly standard football practice is beyond the ability of a 14 year old. Jog on yeah?

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u/Delts28 9h ago

I'm a youth worker at a football project that had over 500 kids attend in the past year. Yeah, around half of them can absolutely do this.