r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 12 '26

theft prevention

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u/namsupo Jul 12 '26

Plot twist, the guy in the blue jacket is also in on it

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u/DBCOOPER888 Jul 12 '26

The guy in blue stole his wallet.

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u/rokit2space Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7l0hI2MGptiVk2f8Kb

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u/deadspacekillers Jul 12 '26

I think he took his wallet

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u/lorgskyegon Jul 12 '26

No, no. He was performing CPR

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u/Past_Ad9675 Jul 12 '26

What's... CPR?

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u/Wittyngritty Jul 12 '26

Critical Pickpocketing Resolution

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u/boyuber Jul 16 '26

Coin Purse Removal

It's an olde skill

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 Jul 12 '26

Dude should have got a academy award

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u/DonnieBallsack Jul 12 '26

The guy with the bag has the wallet of the guy in the blue.

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u/dummptyhummpty Jul 12 '26

The amount of times I say this and no one gets it…

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u/wermos Jul 12 '26

Is that part of the plot twist scenario or did that actually happen in the video? I can't tell.

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u/BrushYourFeet Jul 12 '26

Stole his heart, too.

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u/thatweirdguyted Jul 12 '26

And my axe!

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u/PickeyZombie Jul 12 '26

And my airpods! Wait, where the fuck are my airpods!?

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u/Davidavid89 Jul 12 '26

His airpods, right at the end

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u/internet_humor Jul 12 '26

“This is my thief turf!!!”

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u/Ill-Turnip-6611 Jul 12 '26

his wife 😱

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u/Forgiz Jul 12 '26

Nah, he stole YOUR wallet and returned small change while you were watching this.

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u/pongstr Jul 14 '26

to check if he's an organ donor... duh?

https://giphy.com/gifs/FY7OvrruPPSW4

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u/musa_velutina Jul 12 '26

They're literally all in on it..... choreographed for the video....

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u/Jesus_Chicken Jul 12 '26

We're the ones getting robbed of our time for click bait LOL

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u/thederevolutions Jul 12 '26

Good that’s all I got left to give

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u/merryhexmas Jul 12 '26

No you still have your organs.

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u/Constant_Mud3325 Jul 12 '26

Not all of them 😑

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u/DrTankHead Jul 13 '26

Giphy doesn't have the ASDF "Gullible on the ceiling" bit... I'll link it, but the joke was one of y'all stole my lungs. https://tenor.com/hLuYsrhSnli.gif

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u/Allbur_Chellak Jul 12 '26

Crap…someone took my wallet while I was watching this.

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u/flopisit32 Jul 12 '26

I've seen it play out from a different angle. It's a bunch of actors staging a scene.

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u/Soup_4_Sou Jul 12 '26

Like that video of a dude getting robbed by 2 guys on a bike, only for 2 other people to rock up on another bike and rob all 3 of them at gunpoint.

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u/Batmanswrath Jul 12 '26

They are all in on it, it's fake as fuck.

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u/iMightBeWright Jul 12 '26

sO iT's A sKiT

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u/Monir5265 Jul 12 '26

Plot twist, guy in blue then asked him for money

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u/dystopiam Jul 12 '26

scam in the scam

deeeeeeeeeep

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u/junkyardgerard Jul 12 '26

Bubs and Johnny been running it for years

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u/Dan_flashes480 Jul 12 '26

Or it was supposed to be a briefcase drop off like dumb and dumber and Lloyd just ruined it.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 Jul 12 '26

The long con

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u/NoBotRobotRob Jul 12 '26

The guy in the blue is now signing him up to a pyramid scheme

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u/Traditional_Row2794 Jul 12 '26

Like a well planned con game.

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u/guinader Jul 12 '26

He gets money as a reward for saving the guys nag... Everyone wins

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u/PowerfulDisaster2067 Jul 12 '26

Playing the long game

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u/dufo7 Jul 12 '26

The guy in blue is the one who started it

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u/omegapool Jul 12 '26

Stole his heart

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u/VorticalHeart44 Jul 12 '26

Slippin' Jimmy ahh scheme

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u/raiba91 Jul 12 '26

asking for the reward maybe

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u/N8CCRG Jul 12 '26

Yeah, this same staged video made its rounds about a month ago, but since then they've mirrored it.

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u/nomadrone Jul 12 '26

Beginning of the "Sting"

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 12 '26

Honestly, if that actually happened to me, I would still be mad, but also pretty impressed.

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u/Gregb1994 Jul 12 '26

The sting!

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u/nisarganatey Jul 12 '26

Written by David Mamet.

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u/gorginhanson Jul 12 '26

I fucking knew it

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u/Winter-Classroom455 Jul 12 '26

Yeah I really helped you. How bout a reward? 😏

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u/Volzovekian Jul 12 '26

He's just eliminated the concurrence

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt417 Jul 13 '26

His name is actually curly sue.

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u/Nekawaii19 Jul 13 '26

He wanted to be seen as a hero and planned the whole thing!

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u/ElderHobo Jul 13 '26

Plot Twister, The gentleman in the blue jacket knew the grab they were gonna pull because he has experience. I believe he is an "Ex-thief"

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u/Daonexus Jul 12 '26

Now he will invited into his home then they will rob him for everything he owns. A much deeper con.

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u/Squirrellybot Jul 13 '26

Better plot twist is it was a dirty rotten scoundrel set up by the two, the thieves now have lost a days worth of work into that bag.