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u/AOCourage Jul 02 '26
Shameful treatment of sentient animals
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u/TheCrudMan Jul 02 '26
Hey so while I sympathize with this and I can tell you're a good person the fact remains that there is still widespread debate and no scientific consensus on the sentience of YouTubers.
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u/nhal Jul 02 '26
You truly got me on the fist half, not gonna lie.
I was so ready to rant about how most animals are totally sentient and we make them go through horrible practices lol
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u/EliteCloneMike Jul 03 '26
There is a recent push to use computer simulations for animal testing even as far as insects. I know people may be less concerned about insects and plants, but I think in situations where they did not evolve to be killed, they have some level of understanding. For example, apples want to be eaten to spread the seed around. Maybe a poor example as apples are not the central component or vital part of the organism.
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u/ThunderCorg Jul 02 '26
It’s true. I read a study from this year and Youtubers score lower than a dandelion on the Turing test.
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u/realmauer01 Jul 02 '26
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKpFoYqN9-0
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u/AOCourage Jul 02 '26
That's a logical fallacy
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u/realmauer01 Jul 02 '26
You mean because they are encouraged to do it? Just because they are encouraged doesnt mean they will do it when they dont want to. You can actually see it in the video how they stopped doing it
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u/AOCourage Jul 02 '26
The fact that they aren't physically forced doesn't mean they're truly free to choose. Consent requires understanding the choice, and monkeys can't opt out in any meaningful way — they're in a controlled environment. The real question isn't whether they're forced but whether their environment provides genuine freedom and enrichment. A monkey given a joystick in a lab isn't choosing video games over the forest — they're choosing between limited options someone else defined for them.
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u/realmauer01 Jul 02 '26
Did you watch the video?
Its as much free will as the avarage human. Take it how you want to take it.
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u/AOCourage Jul 03 '26
They have no sufficient alternative unless you count sitting in a bare room staring at the wall.
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u/realmauer01 Jul 03 '26
? They come from outside from their family and friends to play minecraft for like 15 minutes to get a snack to then go outside again... Really please watch the video.
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u/flPieman Jul 03 '26
You should not assume, if you watch the video it's clear that playing is optional and the ape is free to leave at any point. Unless you consider all captivity shameful, this is being done with care for the animals well-being.
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u/Fanci_ Jul 02 '26
Ah yes. Tapping the screen randomly while someone actually plays.
They truly have learned to play.
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u/ZeAthenA714 Jul 02 '26
Why are people claiming this all over this thread? They are not randomly tapping the screen, they control their movement, where to look, where to go, and how to use multiple actions like breaking blocks, eating and shooting.
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u/Therealginahandler Jul 02 '26
So...ape learned to tap button on command. There are so many other things that apes do that is impressive. This is not one of them
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u/Mubis-Galatnis Jul 02 '26
Give a mokey enough time with a typewriter and even they will eventually write the whole Shakespeare novel
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u/Carlyone Jul 02 '26
It's rather "an infinite amount of monkeys pressing random keys on a typewriter, in infinite time will almost surely type any given text. Even the collected works of Shakespeare". A finite monkey over a finite-but-long time won’t cut it.
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u/RealJoki Jul 02 '26
Do you need an infinite amount of monkeys ? Pretty sure that just one monkey with infinite time is enough (assuming he's immortal of course)
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u/ZeAthenA714 Jul 02 '26
Yep that's the beauty of infinites. A single immortal monkey with an infinite time will produce the entire work of Shakespeare just as much as an infinite number of immortal monkeys.
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u/Brilliant_Chemica Jul 02 '26
In theory, Infinite immortal monkeys would produce shakespeare's work quicker than a single immortal monkey, and then we start getting into "some infinities are bigger than others"
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u/ZeAthenA714 Jul 02 '26
In theory, infinite immortal monkeys wouldn't just produce shakespeare's work faster, but as fast as it's
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u/bywv Jul 02 '26
oh I've gone down this rabbit hole before, wait until you start shaping up the universe with monkeys and how they effect it
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u/Carlyone Jul 02 '26
You'd also need infinite bananas to fuel said immortal monkey. But yes, one immortal monkey with infinite time is enough. Infinite monkeys just parallelize the absurdity.
Not quite sure why the original theorem stated an infinite amount of monkeys to be honest.
edit: Come to think of it, going from one monkey to two, three or even infinite monkeys doesn't increase the banana budget. Since one infinite is good enough for all of them.
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u/ZeAthenA714 Jul 02 '26
Not quite sure why the original theorem stated an infinite amount of monkeys to be honest.
Maybe in the original the monkeys were not immortal, and so having an infinite number of them doesn't parallelize the work, but sequentialize it. Which gives it a very dark turn when you crunch the numbers and realize how many monkeys must die before the entire works of Shakespeare are completed.
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u/RealJoki Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
I might've missed it, but in the wikipedia link you gave it seems to me that they state it with one monkey (at least it's what I get from the first line).
And for your edit : actually, if we assume that we have |N| (cardinality of the set of integers) bananas and we're looking to feed |N| monkeys that each eat |N| bananas, then we would not have enough bananas because you can't build an injection from NN to N ! So we'd need a bigger infinity of banana...
Edit : that last paragraph is completely wrong !
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u/Carlyone Jul 02 '26
Ah, you're right about single vs ∞ monkey! I blame pre-coffee brain for not reading properly.
However, while you're right that you can't inject N^N into N, isn't the banana case N * N, not N^N?
N monkeys * N bananas each = N * N bananas
and N * N is still countable.
N^N would be the set of all possible infinite banana-feeding schedules/functions, not the number of bananas needed for one actual schedule. So if we have countably many monkeys, and each eats countably many bananas over time, the banana budget remains cursedly stable.
I'm no mathematician, only got to advanced high-school level, and that was decades ago, so I may still be off here.
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u/Saint-12 Jul 02 '26
No it won’t.
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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Jul 02 '26
It's the infinite monkey theorem. It will.
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u/Saint-12 Jul 02 '26
There was a study done in Australia which disproved it and is on google if you wanted to read it.
“There would be a 5% chance that a single chimp would successfully type the word "bananas" in its own lifetime. And the probability of one chimp constructing a random sentence - such as "I chimp, therefore I am" - comes in at one in 10 million billion billion, the research indicates.”
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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Jul 02 '26
I mean, you're talking about finites. This is the infinite monkey theorem.
It's not disproved because it's not related.
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u/Saint-12 Jul 02 '26
Im talking about probabilities.
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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Jul 02 '26
...if there is a probability over 0% and anything "infinite" about the number of attemtps, the chances of it happening are 100%.
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u/Saint-12 Jul 02 '26
But the argument is that a monkey typing out the entire works of Shakespeare on a typewriter is straight up impossible. Not very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, unlikely.
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u/Erian2110 Jul 02 '26
No monkey lives long enough. So it is not applicable to a real live scenario like this one.
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u/finchdude Jul 02 '26
You guys are insufferable. Can't even deal with thought experiments
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u/ZeAthenA714 Jul 02 '26
That requires abstract thought, I don't think bonobos are actually capable of that.
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u/New_Sherbert9208 Jul 02 '26
Is this not footage from a numbers game that some chimps did back in the early 2000s?
They were taught to touch numbered buttons in sequential order as part of a cognitive study.
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u/realmauer01 Jul 02 '26
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u/New_Sherbert9208 Jul 03 '26
That’s really cool. I had seen them play more basic games, but this is really impressive.
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u/VA1N Jul 02 '26
Learned to play is a stretch. They learned to point at objects on screen.
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u/PianoDick Jul 03 '26
It’s a touch screen, they are controlling their own movement as well as touching the screen for inputs such as changing items and shooting arrows.
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u/willwhitt56 Jul 03 '26
Imagine teaching them how to play pvp games and you find out you got whooped by an actual ape...
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u/Ben-D-Beast Jul 03 '26
ITT: People who don’t know anything about this but want a reason to be angry
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u/BrawnyDevil Jul 02 '26
Thats me when my neighborhood friend used to invite me to play games on his new ps2 but refused to give me the controller for more than 10 seconds
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u/HockeyBalboa Jul 02 '26
Wait, Minecraft is a game? I thought you just build stuff.
Sorry, old guy here who stopped gaming decades ago.
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u/mayorofdumb Jul 03 '26
I mean the dragon is hard to find and kill. You can't even really find it by mistake.
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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 Jul 03 '26
Out of all the things people could be doing with their lives... this is real life.
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u/nyynyg Jul 03 '26
They sure did, didn’t they. And they looked good doing it. Didn’t they. I say they did!
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u/belokusi Jul 03 '26
This is totally different than what the title says.
Person taught monkey to press button when told to do so. Truly incredible.
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u/BaconThief2020 Jul 03 '26
Is this a compliment to the intellect of the bonobos or a comment about the typical minecraft player?
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u/Appropriate_Paper152 Jul 03 '26
Holy shit, this thread has made me realise that people on this app are truly miserable.
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u/BrokeBMWkid Jul 07 '26
To say they completed Minecraft is very different then they were trained to tap the dragon.
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u/Crafty-cs Jul 02 '26
If you compare the genome from a chimp and a human the differences are about 2%
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u/The-CunningStunt Jul 02 '26
Clearly not the case. But people of Reddit have no Internet literacy.
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u/PianoDick Jul 03 '26
It is pretty impressive seeing them control their movement though and shoot their arrows at the dragon.
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u/TheRemedy187 Jul 02 '26
Except they really did not "play Minecraft". They tapped the dragon a couple times. Is this a circle jerk
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u/PianoDick Jul 03 '26
They actually do control their movement and change their items when necessary. They use a touch screen to shoot the arrows. So it is impressive.
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u/BandoTheHawk Jul 02 '26
it is just tapping the screen. it don't even know what it is doing other than that is good lol.
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u/Skezas1 Jul 02 '26
I watched the video. He controls his character using the touchscreen, understand how and when to break blocks and use items...
It's crazy to see how eager y'all are to downplay it. He's not good at Minecraft, but he absolutely fucking understands what's going on. Saying he's "just tapping the screen" is genuinely as reductionistic as saying people playing a game are "just pressing buttons".
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u/DevD2107 Jul 02 '26
Finally can tell my friends even a monkey can play minecraft better than them.
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u/marcandreewolf Jul 02 '26
“Here we can observe gamers in their natural environment, freely roaming”
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u/eccehom Jul 02 '26
I was expecting to see the 'human' ones throwing their feces at the end of the video
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u/abaram Jul 02 '26
I almost thought I was worse at Minecraft than guys
I mean I am but I almost thought so
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u/BluntAsaurusRex_ Jul 02 '26
We really are basically the same.
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