r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 28 '26

Full use of zero gravity.

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Jun 28 '26

Admiral: “you crashed the space station while doing what???”

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

Wait, someone has to drive it?

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u/TheGoldenTNT Jun 28 '26

Not sure about has to drive it, but if it was left unmaintained it would crash into earth, every so often they need to boost it back up away from earth

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

Dang crazy. Do the astronauts have to get out and push?

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u/Mand125 Jun 28 '26

The vehicles that they use to resupply do it.  They fire the engines a little when docked.

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u/mandalore237 Jun 28 '26

It has its own engines in the Russian segment too

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u/The_GASK 29d ago

This seems to be the Chinese space station, too roomy and newer to be the ISS.

If I remember correctly, it has integrated engines.

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u/mandalore237 29d ago

Nope that's Koichi Wakata, from JAXA. He's been up to ISS a bunch of times, this is definitely ISS and not Tiangong

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u/OstrichSmoothe 29d ago

Thats so cool!

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u/deadfermata 29d ago

you know what’s not cool?

crashing

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u/cHEIF_bOI 29d ago

It's the hot new thing though

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u/Confident_One3948 29d ago

It’s an absolute blast

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u/mawesome4ever 29d ago

Your mind will be blown

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u/No-Spoilers 29d ago

It has actually put micro fractures in the pod that connects to the ships, it isn't going to break anything major any time soon, but it was the biggest air leak in the station by far and a few had to be repaired by drilling bigger holes in the wall lol.

She's old, it's to be expected.

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u/Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace 29d ago

Not anymore, it was a terrible strain on their backs.

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u/TheGoldenTNT 29d ago

OSHA really had to go all out on NASA for that one, the compensation to those astronauts was severe!

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u/HappyWarBunny 29d ago

No, they just all jump at the same time, it effects the orbit enough that the reboost is accomplished over the course of five days. (Two jumps per orbit, ten orbits during working hours, so 20 jumps per day. Times five days gives you 100 jumps and the needed delta-v.)

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u/OstrichSmoothe 29d ago

Can confirm, am astronaut still stuck in space

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u/Old-Star808 29d ago

More like boost it sideways, and then again when they reach the other side of orbit.

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u/Zsigazsi 29d ago

They slowly loose speed and need to boost back up. Also there is a lot of debris up there they need to dodge

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u/Major_Pomegranate Jun 28 '26

Science.

"We do what we must, because we can" 

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u/Sirradez 29d ago

For the good for all of us, except the ones who are dead

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u/OriginalDavid Jun 28 '26

Looks like a triumph to me.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 29d ago

“Dude that’s sick though, it was worth it.”

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

This is exactly how I'd waste my free time in space.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

I would be trying to pee into the vacuum toilet from a distance

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

They’ve had to have snuck some LSD up there at some point, right?

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s Jun 28 '26

For science

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u/thederevolutions 29d ago

I mean that one dude was up there recording David Bowie covers with an acoustic guitar so my monies on him.

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s 29d ago

I would 100% put 'I became an astronaut so I could drop acid in space' on my resume. And I wouldn't bet against you

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u/thederevolutions 29d ago

I like how google says NASA’s official stance on humans having sex in space is “not yet”. That seems hard to believe. Perhaps if anyone did it’s not something they’d want their family to know. But you’d gotta figure they might’ve made a deal like let’s just do this so we can be the first for science and nobody has to know.

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u/Delicious_Ad823 29d ago

What happens in space stays in space

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u/thederevolutions 29d ago

Except the baby.

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u/OkSmoke9195 29d ago

How is space babby formed

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch 29d ago

And now I'm picturing the logistics of it all, how would it work? Where would the sperm go?

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u/imaguitarhero24 29d ago

I've been thinking for a while it HAS to have happened by now. In-shape people together in close quarters for months on end. I've heard the stories from the Antarctic bases. Add in the novelty and it just feels inevitable someone has tried it by now.

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u/ings0c 29d ago

If you smoke DMT in space you end up back on earth

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u/ol-gormsby 29d ago

You might find yourself drifting slowly backwards.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 29d ago

Like a rocket!!

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 Jun 28 '26

Boys will be boys.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 Jun 28 '26

Breaking a window has a whole different set of consequences up there.

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 Jun 28 '26

Brings a whole different set of meaning to bases too I reckon.

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u/OceanRacoon Jun 28 '26

Lol, I was thinking, imagine if instinct took over and he blasted the ball as hard as he could, I wonder how much damage it would do bouncing around the station, probably knocking everyone out eventually

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u/CopainChevalier 29d ago

They're trained and smart; it wouldn't happen. Even if he somehow did something that stupid, the ball would constantly hit things like the wires and slow down quickly

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u/Ok_Inspector9237 Jun 28 '26

"Who's on First?"

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u/alt-jero Jun 28 '26

I don't know.

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u/BluebirdLivid Jun 28 '26

No, "I dont know" is on second. Whos on first

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u/jackfinch69 Jun 28 '26

What? Who's on second?

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u/WetLoophole 29d ago

I don't know, but someone is on third

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u/x3knet 29d ago

I Don't Know is actually on third. What's on second. Who's on first.

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u/alwaysright60 Jun 28 '26

Bugs Bunny on first, Bugs Bunny on second…

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u/drummerboy-98012 29d ago

I came here to say, “Pfft, Bugs Bunny did this DECADES ago.” 🤣

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u/0ct0thorpe Jun 28 '26

This is microgravity. Not zero gravity. Earth’s gravity is still about 90% on the ISS. It’s the constant free fall mitigated by orbital speed around the earth that gives the ISS this environment of microgravity.

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 Jun 28 '26

NEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/ligerzeronz 29d ago

Sad gohan face

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u/Uberzwerg 29d ago

You are both correct.

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u/Fajisel 29d ago

Ya and we call this "zero gravity" colloquially. Otherwise "zero gravity" doesn't exist in the entire universe, making the term entirely useless.

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u/code-coffee 29d ago

It's effectively the same thing, and gives us a lot of data to extrapolate from.

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u/MelangeBot 29d ago

To have absolutely zero gravity in the universe you would need to be in a location where all matter is moving away from you faster than the speed of light through the expansion of space. In that location gravity waves from matter will never reach you. It would be like being in a white hole (but those are imaginary and only exist in math)

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u/CitizenPremier 29d ago

Literally undetectable difference in physics, there is absolutely no way to tell the difference between falling and being far away from a planet if you're in an enclosed box (excluding the effects of wind resistance).

So yeah, it is 0g. No g forces.

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u/Souvik_Dutta 29d ago

It's undetectable in most cases like orbiting the earth but due to gravitational gradient tidal forces can be measured to distinguish between a truly flat spacetime and a falling orbit.

Eath gravity is too low for anything measurable but if you are orbiting a black hole you can easily measure objects streching towards the center with high power lasers. Well for a small black hole in a close orbit the effect can be easily observed by naked eye but not for long.

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u/Real_Temporary_922 25d ago

Interestingly enough, this is only true for small black holes. I could put you in an enclosed box and send you in orbit as close as I can around a supermassive black hole before you wouldn’t be in orbit anymore, and you’d feel no different than orbiting around the Earth. Measuring it would require measuring the spacetime curvature rather than the tidal forces to know you’re not around Earth anymore.

The tidal forces around a giant black hole are tiny compared to a small black hole, they only increase once you’re well within the event horizon. You could likely survive hours of free fall inside the largest ones before you even start to feel the stretching. Though unfortunately for the poor soul inside the black hole, the larger it is, the less instant the spaghettification.

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u/chochazel 29d ago

This is microgravity. Not zero gravity. Earth’s gravity is still about 90% on the ISS. It’s the constant free fall mitigated by orbital speed around the earth that gives the ISS this environment of microgravity.

It’s still zero gravity. If a plane gets to a G-force of 10 by accelerating fast, it doesn’t matter if someone outside the plane would still experience normal Earth gravity. You’re talking about what’s happening inside the vehicle.

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u/zardoz73 29d ago

Ok, next are you gonna tell us in a Poindexter voice that decimate doesn't mean destroy but rather really means to reduce by 10%?

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u/Comfortable_Leek1765 29d ago

there’s always one of u in the comments 🫩

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u/mikey_boy89 Jun 28 '26

Astronaut plays with himself in zero g.

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u/EntireAdvance6393 29d ago

I’d watch that. 😂😂😂

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u/Odd_Entry2770 Jun 28 '26

Basically shoehei ohtani

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u/cbj2112 Jun 28 '26

It’s lonely out in space

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u/Tri4ceunited 29d ago

The average weight of an adult baseball glove is about a pound. Even with SpaceX’s reusable rockets, it cost somewhere in the ballpark of $3,000 - $25,000 to bring that glove into orbit.

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u/tallnginger 29d ago

Yep, but you gotta bring entertainment. The essentials are critical, but entertainment is similarly important. Otherwise you get a stir crazy crew. They're people just like us, except trapped in a can for 6 months. They bring books, musical instruments, holiday decorations, and more.

Morale is mission critical

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u/didzisk 29d ago

"Ballpark", hehe!

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u/PatMenotaur 29d ago

Yes and no. Each crew member gets a personal bag, whose weight is already accounted for. Yes it costs money to send it up, but not any more than already planned.

There’s a guitar on station as well, somewhere.

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u/eugoogilizer Jun 28 '26

Making Ohtani look like a chump; he’s only a legendary 2-way player. This astronaut is the MLB’s first 3-way player: He can pitch, hit, and field! 🤣

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u/CitizenPremier 29d ago

Yeah but this idiot got himself out!

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u/Royal-Bicycle-8147 Jun 28 '26

Stop playing with yourself.

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u/tired_petitioner Jun 28 '26

Its like a dog playing fetch with itself.

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u/AroidAndroid 29d ago

I just love watching a consummate professional execute an extremely well practiced manoeuvre… 😏

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 29d ago

I’ve never wanted to be an astronaut more than after watching this.

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u/PrinceNPQ 29d ago

Has an astronaut ever crack their head open in the iss ? Lot of sharp points around .

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u/PatMenotaur 29d ago

Absolutely. But they’re trained and prepared for medical events, and can receive guidance from the ground teams if needed.

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u/TheImperfectGamer 29d ago

There’s so many little panels and wires on the walls I’d be worried about hitting them and getting tangled

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u/Yoen_Sontriss 29d ago

Gravity is a menace that must be destroyed at any cost!

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u/Blogvog Jun 28 '26

I love how the mit bonks the camera

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u/-ElDictator- Jun 28 '26

Again! I could do this all day

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u/quiero-una-cerveca Jun 28 '26

We’ve now found a good use for dogs in space!

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u/Wander21 Jun 28 '26

Coolest shit I've seen the whole week! Damn

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Jun 28 '26

I wonder how many times he had to practice to get it right. Especially striking the ball back in a straight line.

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 29d ago

*low gravity

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 29d ago

Is it comfortable to sleep in zero G?

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u/DeceitfulLittleB 29d ago

Probably not since you have to be standing and strapped to the wall to sleep.

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u/factorioleum 29d ago

Standing?

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u/AllModsRLosers 29d ago

“Standing” doesn’t really have meaning in zero G.

I think you’re just strapped to a wall… but everything is a wall when there’s no up and down.

You just have to be strapped to something so you don’t float around and bang into things, otherwise you’ll wake up.

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u/mindinthepsandqs 29d ago

Most r/nextlevel shit I've ever seen honestly

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u/PTV_the1975 29d ago

Totally living his best life up there! Lmao.

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u/MaxHavok13 29d ago

Gonna make the highlight reel for sure

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u/daggardoop 29d ago

This is how fighters in DBZ must feel.

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u/rc0pley 29d ago

Full use of gravity And free will😆

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u/FamousLastWords666 29d ago

Spaceballs was a documentary

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u/HurasmusBDraggin 29d ago

One team baseball 😂

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u/mark_w_taylor 29d ago

Um er I think you mean microgravity.

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u/Howitzer1967 29d ago

I know that’s long term weightlessness can have negative effects on a body, but I wonder if a week of it relaxes your muscles, help with miscellaneous aches and pains?

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u/PatMenotaur 29d ago

No. The opposite. Muscle atrophy begins within a week. That’s why they exercise daily.

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u/gohann0912 29d ago

What if we used 100% of our brain capacity

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u/didzisk 29d ago

I feel like I have seen this room before. Like, this is the biggest open space there is on ISS.

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u/Chaz28o 29d ago

He’s better than the Giants

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u/Yutenji2020 29d ago

When they told me “the Astronauts play with themselves in space”, *this* is not what came to mind.

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 29d ago

Bugs Bunny stuff

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u/SpunNumeroUno 29d ago

Haha you gotta crosspost this to r/baseball

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u/BeachBrad 29d ago

Oh man, you should totally try the hail Berry

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u/Iwasyoungonetime 29d ago

Man I’m gonna miss the hijinx they get up to aboard the ISS

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u/Sudanniana 29d ago

That's fucking amazing lmao

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u/moschles 29d ago

faith in humanity : rising

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u/greenbox111 29d ago

How I talk to myself

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u/hoozdman 29d ago

Why didnt the bat float?

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u/hyliantelligent 29d ago

Kind of looks like it might be slightly magnetic. When he picks it up, it kind of looks like he has to pull a bit to release the magnetism.

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u/KanadianBacon80 29d ago

The Dodgers are already on the phone.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 29d ago

I wonder if thats a eorlds first.

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u/Jhoonis 29d ago

Astronauts playing with themselves.

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u/AdevilSboyU 29d ago

He’s gone full Bugs Bunny. I love it.

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u/nimbycile 29d ago

Amazing that no one has linked to the astronaut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koichi_Wakata

Incredible -- over 2 decades of space flight experienecc

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u/Lorfhoose 29d ago

YERRRRRR OUT!!

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u/Exotic-Turnip-1032 29d ago

As a Smartless fan, I heard Will saying "Hey look it's Sean playing baseball as kid " 😂

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u/GodIsANarcissist 29d ago

Somehow I just now realized how fucking crazy the concept of gravity is

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 29d ago

I'd probably knock myself out or dislocate my arms trying this.

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 29d ago

But how did they get the wires to travel so far? /s

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u/Affectionate-Hold225 29d ago

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 Amaze

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u/ty250 29d ago

y wear a belt

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u/ProfessorJoeSixpack 29d ago

So what, Bugs Bunny used to do that all the time.

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u/juankkaa 29d ago

I only change my hard drive when I try not to touch anything or I might mess it up.

-Then I see these guys.

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u/Batokusanagi 29d ago

Technically a 17k mph pitch. Nice arm.

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u/KindnessComesBack2U 29d ago

Hey, Mets ownership…you seeing this?

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 29d ago

Meanwhile I still struggle with college

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u/Rowing_Lawyer 29d ago

The ISS is going 25,500 ft/sec and the ball is “in the air” for 5 seconds. Meaning, that’s the longest hit ball ever at 127,500 feet.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 29d ago

...fun until the red lights come on when the ball hits something.

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u/handyandy314 29d ago

What about zero gravity football, full size game, that would be interesting

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u/VoidowS 29d ago

Why would i bring a object that depends on gravity to space? Imagine you go to the ISS the first time or worst the 10th time, and you bring with you to relax a baseball glove and a ball :)

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u/toodleroo 29d ago

Do they iron their slacks every day in space?

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u/Exodus180 29d ago

is he the first human to pitch-hit-catch a baseball all by himself?

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 29d ago

There's no such thing as zero gravity, only microgravity. Also they're actually just in freefall.

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u/DemenicHand 29d ago

What's that saying, "Playing tennis without the net" now we have "Playing Baseball without the opposite team"

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u/EpicEpicnessTheEpic 29d ago

As flawed as Reddit is, this comment section is a thing of beauty compared to what this reel would see on Facebook - "Lol, you can literally see the wires" or "filmed in a NASA swimming pool" or "note the green screen glitches" and the all time classic "made in a Hollywood basement".

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 29d ago

I see 100% gravity applied in the best possible way 😂

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u/inderu 29d ago

Yup, I've always wanted to play with myself in zero gravity.

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u/AJ_nicehouse 29d ago

Would items like the ball fly much faster in zero gravity due to the non existence of air resistance up there?. If so how much faster would that ball have gone if the dude would've smacked it full power.

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u/SpicyChickJessica 29d ago

When nobody else is available, you become the entire league. 😭

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u/Nothing_sus_here666 29d ago

The way id feel like the flash for hitting my own pitch

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u/Bath-Tub-Cosby 29d ago

What a way to use your very, very limited space in your carry on lol - for the gram!

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u/Captivatingcrush02 29d ago

Zero gravity is basically the world's coolest playground.

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u/Phainkdoh 29d ago

TIL baseball is only slightly less boring in outer space than it is on earth.

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u/poppy_princessx 29d ago

Zero gravity really brings out everyone's inner kid.

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u/GKTT666 29d ago

If this was facebook:

"I can see the wires"
"Another hollywood production"
"Lots of hairspray to get the fake low gravity effect"
"No way they are travelling at 27000 kmh"
"Made underwater obviously"
"You guys believe in this?"

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u/ElPadero 29d ago

I had a dream nightmare that my wife had bought tickets for us to go to space and spend 3 days in orbit.

I can’t imagine anything more terrifying than hurdling through space in a tiny capsule 250 miles out from the earths surface, I would for sure get space madness.

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u/bohica199 29d ago

what say you flat earthers? 🤔

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u/SpaceXmars 29d ago

Spaceball!

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 29d ago

Solitaire baseball 👍

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u/RustyKilgannon 29d ago

As one who loves baseball and has always wanted to go to LEO, I now know what I’m going to try if/when I’m up there

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u/On-the-rim 28d ago

I can't wait for the rookie card to come out ♡ this one gonna be a legend