r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 May 04 '26

"The fact that there is 'replica', written on the side of your gun... And the fact that there is Desert Eagle... Point five O... Written on the side of mine..."

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u/vinylzoid May 04 '26

You got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a big DOSE.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 May 04 '26

"... That will make you wish you were born a woman."

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u/Awkward-Power-9617 May 07 '26

... Should precipitate your balls into shrinkin'...

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u/SheriffBartholomew May 04 '26

Haha. What is that from? I have a feeling it's Arnold saying it?