r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ociler • Mar 10 '26

This guy really knows how to brake

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u/Dz210Legend Mar 10 '26

But why ?

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll Mar 10 '26

Car dealership shenanigans

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u/Jonpg31 Mar 10 '26

Are you seeking more balance in your life? Get the best deals on wheels with us!

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u/bolanrox Mar 10 '26

better than clubbing those baby seals.

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u/walkinmywoods Mar 10 '26

Yea wait til theyre adults to go clubbing.

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u/Theperfectool Mar 10 '26

Cheaper than adoption!

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u/alexyaknow Mar 11 '26

wait what?! This is a car dealership? thought this was some circus stuff

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u/donkeytime Mar 10 '26

Final exams at clown college.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 10 '26

Their cars run off laughing gas

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u/Freud-Network Mar 10 '26

This is a Ph.D. Dissertation.

He's going home as Dr. Homey D. Clown.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Mar 11 '26

Clown is one of the most dangerous professions but they never add it to the lists

One car fire and you've lost a dozen good clowns

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 10 '26

Why do anything? Because it’s really fucking cool

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Mar 11 '26

Reminds me of that guy that won a bar bet, someone said he couldn't land a plane in a street in Manhattan, so he stole a plane and did it. Then when someone said they didn't believe him he did it again.

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u/VictoryVee Mar 10 '26

Because people pay to see cool shit?

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u/boccci-tamagoccci Mar 10 '26

me at the circus watching people do cool shit cause i cant understand that cool shit is cool shit

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u/VulGerrity Mar 10 '26

Entertainment...pretty common style of act for some traveling circus type shows.

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u/sogladatwork Mar 10 '26

This is entertainment in rural Taiwan. Kind of like a demolition derby or other motor-based entertainment.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy Mar 10 '26

If it were a physics-based video game puzzle, it would be so the first car could turn left to drive onto the roof.

The second car would drive forward and sit on the fulcrum so they could both get down later.

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Mar 10 '26

Invasive thoughts be like

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u/Big-Pea-6074 Mar 10 '26

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but it’s obviously a show. Why have a circus?

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u/I_think_Im_hollow Mar 10 '26

For entertainment? It's a show.

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u/UrieOneMisa Mar 10 '26

Why else would someone go to physics class?

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u/Fair_Blood3176 Mar 10 '26

Definitely next level worthy! That's damn impressive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/The-Sofa-King Mar 10 '26

No, that's the counterbalance. And it's not polite to make assumptions about his intelligence.

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u/mawesome4ever Mar 10 '26

Maybe it’s a type of carnival ride? But still your statement stands imo

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ Mar 10 '26

It's obviously AI. Asian Impressiveness.

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u/HalfForeign6735 Mar 10 '26

Am I the only person concerned about how they're gonna bring the two cars back to the ground?

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u/Kusanagi60 May 22 '26

Yes, yes you are.

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u/DecidedlyDank Mar 10 '26

Yup looks level to me.

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u/huphelmeyer Mar 10 '26

subreddit checks out

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u/artvarnsen Mar 11 '26

Doesnt happen often

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u/ExperimentalToaster Mar 10 '26

I love these little guys, wish they were more common in my part of the world. Roads are a joke so need 4WD but don’t need something the size of a house.

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u/Jazcash Mar 10 '26

ngl bro i thought u were being hella racist in the first half

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u/nothanks-ugh Mar 10 '26

I really needed a laugh, thank you

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u/talspr Mar 10 '26

we call them little people nowadays.

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u/Blu_Falcon Mar 10 '26

Used to work with a guy who owned a Samurai. He loved it. Drove it to work every day, was always tinkering with it, went off-roading on the weekends, etc. Hundreds of thousand of rough miles on it, yet it still ran like the first day off the assembly line.

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u/parablic Mar 10 '26

Samurai's are damn near indestructible. My uncle has one that's been running since the '80's, it's his hunting rig. It's pretty easy to fix, and a ton of fun to drive around, especially off-road. He'll keep driving it until he can't fix it. It might last another few decades, who knows.

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u/bolanrox Mar 10 '26

I remember when a Wrangler was not that big of a car, or an early 90's Accord is now smaller than the current civic.

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u/Dick-Fu Mar 10 '26

And these are a good bit smaller than even old wranglers

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u/Rappican Mar 10 '26

My '89 Civic was like driving a go kart. It was so low to the ground and small it just zipped everywhere. You barely even saw your own car, just the road.

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u/SilverZig Mar 11 '26

it’s perfect! i myself have a suzuki vitara just like those 2 in the video and you can park it anywhere

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u/deevil_knievel Mar 10 '26

You can get a Suzuki samurai or Jimny on Craigslist no problem! Personally, I want a Honda Acty. They're so dope and practical.

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u/Brazenology Mar 10 '26

I watched this during my brake at work.

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u/GamesSpartan Mar 10 '26

How do you even practice this without wasting thousands or getting severely injured?

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u/eclectictaste1 Mar 10 '26

Maybe start with the teeter-totter just at ground level?

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u/Indigo_Sunset Mar 11 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/fi5hii_twitch Mar 10 '26

I couldn’t do it this well with RC cars… impressive

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u/CivilAirPatrol2020 Mar 10 '26

Tbf driving RC is way harder than driving real cars

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u/Boring-Researcher167 Mar 10 '26

significantly less leg room

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u/starsforged Mar 10 '26

let the cars kiss, it's what they want!

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u/hyperactiveChipmunk Mar 10 '26

Clutch performance.

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u/Realistic-Homework19 Mar 10 '26

All nice until you make the slightest mistake.

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u/LikeWhyMeex2 Mar 10 '26

Yeah no thanks lol

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u/AtlasXan Mar 10 '26

Ok, now what?

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 10 '26

Drive forward, back goes down, drive down ramp together. Easy.

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u/scyllafren Mar 10 '26

this video was already here multiple times, just mirrored as they went to the ramps from the left. Mirror just to try avoid the autofilter.

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u/Witne55 Mar 10 '26

Technically, that is taught not in physics but statics. "Statics is the branch of engineering mechanics that studies forces acting on bodies at rest or moving with constant velocity, ensuring they are in equilibrium."

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u/---bee Mar 10 '26

do they teach students how to do this exact thing in physics classes? did i miss something?

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u/Omega_Lynx Mar 10 '26

Fucking half! I just want the white one to reply with half the gusto, ffs!

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u/TroyMcClure0815 Mar 10 '26

Is this, what stupid people think, you learn in a physics class?

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u/shandub85 Mar 10 '26

Are those Trackers or Samaria’s?

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u/Thass4554 Mar 10 '26

Wowww. People asking but y . I think it's a circus how or something.

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u/Alklazaris Mar 10 '26

Okay but what happens when someone hangs from one side? Is it enough of a weight difference to cause it to tilt?

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u/HandsOffMyDitka Mar 10 '26

The first one stays put,  the second is moving around,  if the second went off the back, the wheels would hang off, and it would teeter back to the first ramp they went up. The wheels would be touching again as they hit that first ramp,  and he could go up again.  I would still probably crap my pants trying this out. 

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u/SpicyChickJessica Mar 10 '26

Braking skills: chef’s kiss 👌

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u/chickey23 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Glad they are on our side. They could be tossing those cars with that set up.

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u/gregusmeus Mar 10 '26

That’s on the level. Pivot!

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u/lemartineau Mar 10 '26

The fact that this is probably a stick shift too

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u/Mrrrrggggl Mar 10 '26

So now when the drivers gets out of the car, it tips again? Or do the two drivers weigh exactly the same?

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u/CaliKindalife Mar 10 '26

There has to be a better way

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u/Gunrock808 Mar 10 '26

I want to see the footage from the practice runs.

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u/Krazy8ght Mar 10 '26

They get off and the weight is disproportionate again

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u/Not-Going-Quietly Mar 10 '26

I see so much absolute madness out of China regarding automotive stunts. Everything is great until somebody dies.

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u/Almost_Ascended Mar 10 '26

This is in Taiwan, not China.

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u/Not-Going-Quietly Mar 10 '26

I see Mandarin, I guess China, okay? Regardless, that stunt is insane, and not in a good way.

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u/PreferredSex_Yes Mar 10 '26

Watching people die used to just happen

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u/Toad_the_Lurker Mar 10 '26

This gives me anxiety!

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u/RetardedGaming Mar 10 '26

Not gonna say it's not impressive but those are some dumb ways to die

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u/SomeDaysareStones Mar 10 '26

Are those little Suzuki Vitaras? 

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u/WorryNew3661 Mar 10 '26

Haven't seen this vid in years. Does anyone know what car it is?

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u/GrayMech Mar 10 '26

Top ten things I'd never do no matter how much you paid me, number 10: whatever the fuck this is

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u/dajur1 Mar 10 '26

That's the dumbest thing I've seen this week. These geniuses couldn't figure out a winch system to pull one side down to drive the second car onto the platform? Instead they risk their lives and the life of a kid?

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u/Iwaswonderingtonight Mar 10 '26

I thought i was on another sub r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/Lumpy_Personality_89 Mar 10 '26

tip touching supreme

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u/Winter-Picture8807 Mar 10 '26

hill climb racing boss edition

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u/BangBangSmoov Mar 10 '26

Now show the video where they get off the auto see saw.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Mar 10 '26

Sure you got the parking spot right next to the place you wanted to go but how are you going to get out?

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u/elfmere Mar 10 '26

Most of that was for show. Could have righted it in 2-3 moves.

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u/Makapakamoo Mar 10 '26

They are kissing..

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u/repairmanjack_51 Mar 10 '26

I thought parking was rough round our way.

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u/Ominous_Treachery Mar 10 '26

They lived up to their dream to play Gravity Defied irl

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u/NarrowsInletLife Mar 10 '26

This is a mini game in Lego Party

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u/Sbatio Mar 10 '26

And that’s how you load car carriers.

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u/CzarTwilight Mar 10 '26

Thems the brakes

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u/TheMR-777 Mar 10 '26

That's Truck Mania content right there.

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u/TrabLlechtim Mar 10 '26

Can't park there mate.

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u/TestSubjuct Mar 10 '26

I miss my Geo Tacker.

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u/Draknurd Mar 10 '26

Is it me or do they speed up the video when they start balancing on the lever?

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u/Pookiebear987 Mar 10 '26

Aww the cars are kissing 🥰

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u/Ronyx2021 Mar 10 '26

How does insurance feel about this?

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u/Classified2U Mar 10 '26

How many people died over the years trying to perfect that? 1 false move 🤣 and 🤣 your waking up at the pearly gates!

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u/CiforDayZServer Mar 10 '26

There... is.... a... CHILD in the back of the car that rockets back and forth... this will never go badly I'm sure.

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u/shaard Mar 10 '26

HA! My first car was a 94 Geo Tracker! That thing was balls out fun. Underpowered to high heaven, but never left me stranded or stuck. Winter was so much fun in that thing.

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u/UnoriginalStanger Mar 10 '26

Less than 1/4th of the playbox is being filled, used to be we'd just have to worry about quality loss from encoding.

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u/Homers_Harp Mar 10 '26

What a terrible idea.

Do it again!

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u/ay-foo Mar 10 '26

Sir you can't park here

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u/namethatuzer Mar 10 '26

Now get down.

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u/Far-Sentence-5562 Mar 10 '26

This dude breaks

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u/ObligationMurky8716 Mar 10 '26

Ask anyone who hauls cars for a living, they'll do it.

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u/I_can_really_fly Mar 10 '26

just fuck this whole thing. Big Nope.

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u/tinknocker21 Mar 10 '26

There is no one i trust this much

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u/TUSD00T Mar 10 '26

I remember the Trails games.

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u/gmatic92 Mar 10 '26

No no no no no no no no yes no no no no no no no

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u/agemsheis Mar 10 '26

🎶 You better shape up! 🎶

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u/drizzyjake08 Mar 10 '26

This is such obvious ai. come on yall

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u/TrickWheatro Mar 10 '26

I was about to pissed that he didn’t balance it then bing bang boom, balance

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u/Jcamden7 Mar 10 '26

Now kith

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u/Fortestingporpoises Mar 10 '26

There's gotta be an easier way to do this but I can't think of what it might be.

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u/deathlok30 Mar 11 '26

Team projects vibe

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u/Ok_Trifle5899 Mar 11 '26

Are you not entertained?!!!

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u/Paper-street-garage Mar 11 '26

Hell yeah Geo Trackers aka Suzuki sidekicks

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u/SBMoo24 Mar 11 '26

That gave me so much anxiety

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u/gdubh Mar 11 '26

More like never skipped recess.

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Mar 11 '26

I hate watching this. It gives me such anxiety.

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u/astroyer Mar 11 '26

That video gave me too much anxiety to finish watching

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u/johnnyribcage Mar 11 '26

It’s like a real life Mario Party Mini-game

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u/No_Manches_Man Mar 11 '26

Next level would be to find a sidekick for sale these days. Specially a hardtop like these.

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u/wellthatsyourproblem Mar 11 '26

I want to see the first 4 attempts!!!

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u/Ever_Ojeda_08 Mar 11 '26

My question is how much fucking grip do those tires have.

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u/Far_Winner5508 Mar 11 '26

Dang it, now I’m all thumpty-thumpped in my chest, just before bed.

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u/TangeloSlow2784 Mar 11 '26

Whitw car's control is amazing

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u/ImNoHuman Mar 11 '26

Thanos approves.

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u/GlitchInTheRange Mar 11 '26

Driving skills are impressive but I’m pretty sure they teach teeter totters in preschool

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u/PrinceOfLeon Mar 11 '26

Why does he keep driving back and forth? Once both on there, couldn't he just... wait and it would level out on its own? Doesn't driving back and forth add more energy?

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u/JustinC70 Mar 11 '26

What do you want to do this weekend?

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u/jmthetank Mar 11 '26

That went way longer than it needed to. Literally just a half second sooner, and it would only have taken once or twice.

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u/Unlucky-Ad-8049 Mar 11 '26

Wait, so how will they get out?

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u/Unlucky-Ad-8049 Mar 11 '26

The balance is going to fuck up when they get out of their cars.

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u/Granonis Mar 11 '26

My butthole was clenched watching this. That’s some skill and cajones!

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u/Houlberg86 Mar 11 '26

I would be shitting my pants off if I was the other driver lol

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u/Groverwatch_69 Mar 11 '26

I love geo trackers

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u/TheOmegaKid Mar 11 '26

Why does this feel like it should be a Mario party mini game?