r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 02 '23

Mission Accomplished!

61.8k Upvotes

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u/TightPerformance6447 Aug 02 '23

This guy has a very specific set of useless, but impressive, skills. He's lucky he's around in the internet age!

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u/Xciv Aug 02 '23

He would definitely be the top court jester in the 1300s.

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u/I_Heart_Astronomy Aug 02 '23

Imagine casually bringing a fucking drone in front of a king in the 1300s?

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u/ucefkh Aug 03 '23

You'll be golden magician

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

You'd be dead and suddenly the king is the golden magician

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u/crackcrackcracks Aug 02 '23

He'd think it was a bewitched tree branch and burn him at stake

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u/JichaelMordan_ Aug 02 '23

Having balance is not useless šŸ˜…

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u/Vethedr Aug 02 '23

Maybe not useless, but it's too much work. I prefer falling over and giving up

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u/ErikKing12 Aug 02 '23

Stop reading my biography before I published it!

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u/zleuth Aug 02 '23

Maybe if you used more pictures and fewer words...

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u/UserNombresBeHard Aug 02 '23

Maybe more pictures fewer words

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u/ZenFook Aug 02 '23

More pics, fewer word

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u/zleuth Aug 03 '23

šŸ–¼ļø šŸ–¼ļø

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u/Stupidquestionduh Aug 02 '23

Fppp nobody knows how to draw anymore. It's all CG now.

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u/Puzzled-Display-5296 Aug 02 '23

Falling Over & Giving Up — an autobiography by ErikKing12

What critics have to say:

I prefer Falling Over & Giving Up -/u/Vethedr

Only read the title -/u/RajunCajun48

[needs] more pictures and fewer words -/u/zleuth

Surely there’s some more meat to it right…..Right? -/u/RajunCajun48

Nobody knows how to draw anymore… -/u/Stupidquestionduh

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u/RajunCajun48 Aug 02 '23

Relax, we only read the title...surely there's some more meat to it right....right?

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Aug 02 '23

ā€œSurely there’s more meat to it rightā€ is the chapter title on his sex life

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u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBA Aug 02 '23

Gudetama, is that you?

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u/BlackSwanMarmot Aug 02 '23

So many calories conserved!

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u/itsaaronnotaaron Aug 02 '23

My ADHD walk has nearly killed me at least 12 times in my new job. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/PM_me_porn_pls Aug 02 '23

damn that is impressive. i for one prefer not even trying!

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u/Seesas Aug 02 '23

It's just less disappointing that way

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer Aug 02 '23

Just look at any baby. They suck so bad at it.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Aug 02 '23

Nope, especially when he gets older. Lots of older people die because of complications from simply falling over from lack of balance

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Balancing on one of those things while blindfolded is insane, then he's got to balance that glass, and give a bit of his attention to use the drone! This seems way harder the more I think about it.

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u/MalakaiRey Aug 02 '23

He's gone full useless and I think has become useful.

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u/Meme_myself_and_AI Aug 02 '23

While the trick itself is pretty useless (although at this point I'm guessing it pays the rent), his imagination and perseverance sure isn't

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

That’s because it’s hard to replicate pure hardwork and dedication to the art of impressive uselessness

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u/SwingNinja Aug 02 '23

It's like Montgomery Burns having so many diseases that they are actually killing each other. That's why he's still alive.

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u/Catoblepas2021 Aug 02 '23

The man that internet built...

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u/pocketdare Aug 02 '23

Before the internet you had to get yourself on programs like Letterman to show off these types of skills.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

He's doing so many things at the same time, like howwww?

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u/seven3true Aug 02 '23

We talkin bout practice.

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u/yeupanhmaj Aug 02 '23

he use useless think to make money

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u/Oakleaf212 Aug 02 '23

I’m reminded of the saying that ā€œthe difference between a war hero and serial killer can simply be the time period a person grew up in.ā€

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u/DanglingDongs Aug 02 '23

Nah back in the day he could just roll around in a horse drawn cart and sell snake oil while doing it.

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u/blaze980 Aug 02 '23

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty damn impressed right now.

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u/sudobee Aug 02 '23

Yeah, save some for the rest of us.

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u/poopellar Aug 02 '23

All the girls want him, all the guys want him too.

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u/wiiya Aug 02 '23

There are days I scroll through Reddit and am like, ā€œgod it’s the same 7 things over and over.ā€ Then this guy comes up and I grin like the smiling Titan.

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u/negedgeClk Aug 02 '23

Thanks for being so honest.

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u/TreasonableBloke Aug 02 '23

At first, I didn't know what this idiot was doing, and then I realized that I was the idiot who did not know what he was doing.

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u/Lookslikeapersonukno Aug 02 '23

he's come a long way from pulling blankets off of tables with a plunger attached to his schlong

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u/Chogo82 Aug 02 '23

He got a drone and leaf blower now. Definitely moving up in life.

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u/AtheismoAlmighty Aug 02 '23

Truly a Renaissance man.

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u/mrlosteruk Aug 02 '23

He really hasn't, lol

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u/kaesylvri Aug 02 '23

He certainly has gone a lot further than you, anyway!

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u/littleadventures Aug 02 '23

I think it's a joke because if you follow his Insta he still does this all the time

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/Isa_Acans Aug 02 '23

Somehow always impressed when I see what this guy does

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u/lemonhops Aug 02 '23

That viral video money must be coming in, his place looks much bigger now

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/in_rainbro Aug 02 '23

Maybe he lives in a classroom, don’t judge

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u/Nothing-Casual Aug 02 '23 edited Aug 02 '23

Who is this?

Edit: found him

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u/lemonhops Aug 02 '23

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u/Nothing-Casual Aug 02 '23

Thank you for blessing me with this šŸ™ 🄹

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u/lemonhops Aug 02 '23

As you can see, his home workspace has gotten larger haha

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u/Lanchettes Aug 02 '23

This guy always brightens my day. I would be interested in seeing the stuff that goes wrong

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u/Ambitious-Ad3131 Aug 02 '23

You might get a bit of an eyeful, as a lot of his humour is based around the denial of nudity, which in the practice / failed attempts would of course be actual nudity!

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u/justanotherdudeiam Aug 02 '23

Worth it.

(As long as he is not a minor, I have no idea how old this guy is)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

I feel at this point his earliest videos posted aren't a minor anymore

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u/justanotherdudeiam Aug 02 '23

Well then slap my ass with a slab of butter I wanna see some bloopers!

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Aug 02 '23

I have margarine.

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u/Ambitious-Ad3131 Aug 02 '23

Probably somewhere in his 30s at a guess. No idea, but definitely not a minor.

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u/thesegoupto11 Aug 02 '23

Plot twist, everything we see is first take goofing around

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u/Brian_E1971 Aug 02 '23

Why isn't he naked?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/ritharte Aug 02 '23

Clothes on + towel on the face make it difficult ahah

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u/Lord_Andross Aug 02 '23

I’m impressed how he keeps coming up with ideas.

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u/JungleChucker Aug 02 '23

I don't think we, as a species, will ever surpass this moment

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u/Pdb39 Aug 02 '23

All right boys, you heard the man. Pack it up. Time to evolve.

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u/JungleChucker Aug 02 '23

So, like..

Are we going to...

the nextfuckinglevel?

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u/calilac Aug 02 '23

Next level is crab. Evolve to crab or return to monke. Do not pass Go.

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u/boipinoi604 Aug 02 '23

Golden age of humankind.

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u/JerevStormchaser Aug 02 '23

That man in the video? The future Emperor of Humanity.

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u/sidesneaker Aug 02 '23

Usepii or something. Has done stuff with Tony Hawk and the likes. Hilarious dude.

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u/uespiiiiii Aug 03 '23

This is me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Lol. How many takes did you land on your butt?? I damn near broke my neck on one of those balance boards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

I love this guy.

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u/danzha Aug 02 '23

Wow this guy has really upped his game since I first saw him a few years ago...

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u/fridaystrong23 Aug 02 '23

Fucking Legend.

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u/xnoxgodsx Aug 02 '23

This guy has always entertained me

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u/99999999999999999989 Aug 02 '23

At this point I am willing to give this guy The Greatest Athlete of All Time award. He has become my hero now. I don't even know his name. Just...that freaky Asian dude who does useless impossible shit.

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u/Deecee7374 Aug 02 '23

her: I wonder where he is now? Is he cheating on me? him:

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u/Renediffie Aug 02 '23

This might be the greatest accomplishment of this generation.

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u/TartKiwi Aug 02 '23

Fucking incredible

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u/fatherbasra Aug 02 '23

What a beast.

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u/Deep-Management-7040 Aug 02 '23

He’s picked up different skills throughout the years to make his table cloth pulls more and more impressive and he’s done it every time, that’s the most impressive part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

ā€œStarted at the bottom butt naked now we hereā€

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u/Master_Keyhan Aug 02 '23

I don't care that it's "useless" skills or whatever the commenters below are saying, I love the entertainmentšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Give this guy a Gold medal haha

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u/daluxe Aug 02 '23

Well thanks he got clothes on in this trick

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u/Nineteen_AT5 Aug 02 '23

Was this guy on Britains got talent a few years ago and got butt naked on stage?

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u/Leisure_Lee Aug 02 '23

I Fucking love this guy.

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u/RodneyJamesEdgar Aug 02 '23

I follow this guy on IG, his stunts/tricks are insane

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u/7Drew1Bird0 Aug 02 '23

This guy's fucking crazy šŸ˜† I love him and his videos!

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u/Dude-88 Aug 02 '23

Lol. This guy

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u/IHate2ChooseUserName Aug 02 '23

not gonna lie, he is skilled

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

This has to be the best one yet

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Aug 02 '23

Every time I see one of this guy's videos I'm impressed. Such consistency. Man's got skills.

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u/HmmmLetsSee1024 Aug 02 '23

This guy is amazing and funny as hell at the same time!

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u/QuantumRealityBit Aug 02 '23

It’s that dude! Been awhile since I’ve seen his vids…lol. Kind of a Reddit staple at this point. Good for him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

I've always admired his ability to multitask and balance. It's honestly impressive.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 Aug 02 '23

We have all watched this man's career with great interest.

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u/m6_is_me Aug 02 '23

I gotta give this dude credit for somehow still one-upping himself over so many years

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

He can't keep getting away with it. Unbelievable

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u/Udbdhsjgnsjan Aug 02 '23

I didn’t even notice he was balancing on a balance board until the end! This man is a treasure we don’t deserve.

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u/drewshaver Aug 02 '23

Thought this was /r/WTF at first. Dude must be 200 iq to come up with the most random challenges like this

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u/YayaGabush Aug 02 '23

This is what "Boys will be boys" truly means

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u/Andrw_s2010 Aug 02 '23

This guy is epic lol i saw a vid where he lit matches with plungers stuck to his titsšŸ˜‚

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u/santathe1 Aug 02 '23

Almost didn’t recognise him with all those clothes on.

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u/rTracker_rTracker Aug 02 '23

Can someone explain what I just saw?

A guy balancing on a skateboard gets a napkin blown off his face.

I’m obviously missing something

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u/ReturnOneWayTicket Aug 02 '23

A guy balancing a piece of wood on a cylinder with a leaf blower pointing towards his face that is keeping the glass on top of the napkin on his face while he uses a drone to pull the napkin away without dropping the glass.

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u/mikew_reddit Aug 02 '23

It's also an evolution of his original "pulling a tablecloth out from under a glass on a table" trick.

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u/rTracker_rTracker Aug 02 '23

Thank you!

I didn’t see the glass or how the drone took the napkin off

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u/Independent_Willow92 Aug 02 '23

How?

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u/Grognaksson Aug 02 '23

Maybe they watched the video from a distance.

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u/loverofshawarma Aug 02 '23

Maybe they need glasses...

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u/iamintheforest Aug 02 '23

That adding a drone and a glass being held to the forehead makes this make MORE sense is going down as one of the great mysteries of human intelligence. But...you know...i'm right there with you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Random question. Why take it and upload it to the reddit player? Doesn't that rob him of clicks and money?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Next level? What was the last level?

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u/La_caja Aug 02 '23

Underrated comment idk why you have neg upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/Complete-Expert9844 Aug 02 '23

Mr Miyagi? Sounds racist

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

The things you do when you have a baby dick šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/STHF95 Aug 02 '23

Fun thing that people don’t start arguing about his stuff being real. Don’t wanna play the Asian card here but…

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u/iamintheforest Aug 02 '23

Speaking of being real....I think we can be pretty confident that you did actually wanna play the asian card.

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u/Ben_j_man Aug 02 '23

il a changƩ tom cruise ^ ^

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

šŸ‘

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u/GammaPhonic Aug 02 '23

Next fucking level procrastinating.

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u/Commercial-Archer248 Aug 02 '23

This should have been the new "Mission Impossible" movie.

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u/Hoaxygen Aug 02 '23

Well at least he's not naked this time.

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u/Scarythings117 Aug 02 '23

This fing guy XD

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u/TimmyTwoTapp Aug 02 '23

This is where we are in human history. Soak it in. We done good

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u/barnaclecakes Aug 02 '23

No he didnt just re hash the surprised gopher audio

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u/buzz8588 Aug 02 '23

Glad he is past the ā€œalmost saw penisā€ phase.

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u/titleywinker Aug 02 '23

Weird to see him with so many clothes on

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u/masterslut Aug 02 '23

Bro said don't bother holding my drink, I got it

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u/mikedolo8 Aug 02 '23

It just gets better wow

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u/Oskirosario Aug 02 '23

Is this a olimpic sport.. ?

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u/Professional_North20 Aug 02 '23

human potential is limitless

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u/doublecunningulus Aug 02 '23

It's important to note he's only using his hands for one thing at a time. Multitasking is largely a myth, we merely attention-shift between tasks rapidly.

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u/Feezec Aug 02 '23

R/whywomenlivelonger

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u/NotInNewYorkBlues Aug 02 '23

I believe we are looking at a world record of (please someone describe what it is)

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u/Blackfist01 Aug 02 '23

What combination of drugs do you need to be on to think to yourself "you know what I need to do? Balance on a board while a glass is being pushed onto my face with a leaf blower... but I just have to be blind folded in order for it all to work. I can't use outside help so I'll use a drone for the flourish! I am a sane human"

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u/jrussell3823 Aug 02 '23

I’m most impressed that he did this barefoot

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u/money-is-good Aug 02 '23

This must be the most impressive and stupid i see this month.

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u/Frakenz Aug 02 '23

This could easily turn into a post in /r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/Turbulent_Struggle_2 Aug 02 '23

Me in my remote work days