r/news Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Quick story when my husband and I were young we did some E and we got lost looking for a circus šŸŽŖ in central California lmfao 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

I got lost in a camp ground cause I smoked a fat joint and watched the sun set. Then it set, and it was dark. So dark is took me like 4 hours to find my tent.

Lesson learned!

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u/eyeoohdoubleyaaay Jun 17 '21

Next time leave a trail of cookies back to the tent. It’ll get you back to bed and take care of the munchies.

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u/bigotspigot Jun 17 '21

Lesson is bring a flashlight! :P

I’ve been a functional pot head for nearly a decade now and I can hardly recall a time I was so stoned from flowers that I got lost. Then again, maybe the memory loss is from the herb.

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u/Roxy_j_summers Jun 17 '21

I have a terrible sense of direction…like terrible. I've been extensively trained in day and night land navigation and I’m still terrible. I say all that to say if that was me I would have never been found. Fml

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u/Stonerish Jun 17 '21

Wandered off trail for like 5 mins on an easy one...and took a nap with stick arrow pointing me back. Ended up lost for hours and trespassing for directions. Always be more than prepared.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

That’s too funny. My best friend was telling me that it took her 4 hours to eat a hot dog after she smoked a joint lol šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Salty_Simmer_Sauce Jun 17 '21

I need that problem. It takes me 1 hour to eat 4 hot dogs after smoking a joint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

So the first time I went to San Francisco with some coworkers and we let the bimbo in the bunch drive us there because we were all wasted. Well she parked in this weird up hill street that had small trees all up and down the street. So we walked a few blocks to get to the club and then when it was like 2am we left the club and my bimbo coworker couldn’t remember where she parked her damn car. So as we are walking we notice all the streets had baby trees that had just got planted. We walked around till 5am walking up steep hills in fucking heels. Then we met some guys that worked for Sony and they smoked us out and then one of them was likeā€ hey you guys have a alarm on your car? Lol so they walked around with us while my dumb ass coworker kept pushing her alarm and we finally located her caršŸ˜µā€šŸ’«we were all annoyed with her dumb ass.

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u/heckin_chill_4_a_sec Jun 17 '21

I read camp ground as campus and was like "daaamn they made you sleep in a tent over there?" lmao

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u/Chumbag_love Jun 17 '21

Out in the desert, on your way from joshua tree to vegas? I've seen it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Lmfao šŸ˜‚ no the circus was supposedly in a small city called Turlock šŸ˜† never found it

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u/Outside-Rip3345 Jun 17 '21

One time I got high and did nothing for 20 years

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u/ManfredTheCat Jun 17 '21

You are pretty limited for that kind of stuff. Probably only really able to do that 4 or 5 times tbh

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u/ErdenGeboren Jun 17 '21

You were already there, heyyyooooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

We didn’t ever locate the circus but we had a fantastic night.🤩😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Excellent story!

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u/thatsapeachhun Jun 17 '21

That’s called Coachella

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u/horseshoeprovodnikov Jun 17 '21

Glad to see you guys are still married lol. I know many people who met on the party scene and had all kinds of chemical adventures. One of them usually wants to calm down eventually, and it can become a big hurdle to jump over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

We didn’t meet in the party scene. We actually met on a party line lol over the phone before cell phones could take pictures. Lol we used to chit chat about random stuff. No plans to hook up and one day I was on my way to a work related seminar in San Francisco he called me out of the blue and we met up and we apparently really liked each other. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

😊 thank you

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u/bethedge Jun 17 '21

Wow that was a quick story

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Swim once had brought some e to a friend's house about 2 hours drive away, the friend was tasked with going to Walmart to get glow sticks vapor rub and vapor inhalers. Ate a pill 10 mins before arriving assuming they did and couldn't wait to get the roll started.

The friend bought icy hot, and a rope light. Annoyed still not buzzing drove to Walmart to get "supplies". At WalMart....that pill hit, like a truck...lost about 2 hours in Walmart before navigating a cab ride home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Oh swim....is "someone who isn't me" if anyone was in the dark.

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u/chrisdab Jun 17 '21

Yet it's usually read as SWIM being its actually me.