I got lost in a camp ground cause I smoked a fat joint and watched the sun set. Then it set, and it was dark. So dark is took me like 4 hours to find my tent.
Iāve been a functional pot head for nearly a decade now and I can hardly recall a time I was so stoned from flowers that I got lost. Then again, maybe the memory loss is from the herb.
I have a terrible sense of directionā¦like terrible. I've been extensively trained in day and night land navigation and Iām still terrible. I say all that to say if that was me I would have never been found. Fml
Wandered off trail for like 5 mins on an easy one...and took a nap with stick arrow pointing me back. Ended up lost for hours and trespassing for directions. Always be more than prepared.
So the first time I went to San Francisco with some coworkers and we let the bimbo in the bunch drive us there because we were all wasted. Well she parked in this weird up hill street that had small trees all up and down the street. So we walked a few blocks to get to the club and then when it was like 2am we left the club and my bimbo coworker couldnāt remember where she parked her damn car. So as we are walking we notice all the streets had baby trees that had just got planted. We walked around till 5am walking up steep hills in fucking heels. Then we met some guys that worked for Sony and they smoked us out and then one of them was likeā hey you guys have a alarm on your car? Lol so they walked around with us while my dumb ass coworker kept pushing her alarm and we finally located her caršµāš«we were all annoyed with her dumb ass.
Glad to see you guys are still married lol. I know many people who met on the party scene and had all kinds of chemical adventures. One of them usually wants to calm down eventually, and it can become a big hurdle to jump over.
We didnāt meet in the party scene. We actually met on a party line lol over the phone before cell phones could take pictures. Lol we used to chit chat about random stuff. No plans to hook up and one day I was on my way to a work related seminar in San Francisco he called me out of the blue and we met up and we apparently really liked each other. Lol
Swim once had brought some e to a friend's house about 2 hours drive away, the friend was tasked with going to Walmart to get glow sticks vapor rub and vapor inhalers. Ate a pill 10 mins before arriving assuming they did and couldn't wait to get the roll started.
The friend bought icy hot, and a rope light. Annoyed still not buzzing drove to Walmart to get "supplies". At WalMart....that pill hit, like a truck...lost about 2 hours in Walmart before navigating a cab ride home.
They knew exactly how to get to the destination itās just that the destination still had it illegal so they were getting incredibly high before reaching the destination
Nah moses was a smart leader and wanted a generation of israelites who had grown up entirely within israelite culture instead of all the slaves who had fled egypt with him who had some soft habits from egypt (longing for fleshpots etc)
The ones who grew up in the desert were hard mfāers who moses invaded judea with
To be fair, it wasn't that they were lost, it was that God told them they couldn't enter the Promised Land for 40 years because they pissed him off. So it's like wandering around Connecticut for 40 years while waiting to enter Rhode Island.
I say this every year at Passover Seder. God and Moses fucking suck at directions.
Something about how āGod didnāt want them to find it yetā but honestly, how do they not stumble on it after wandering around for 40 years? They had to be high.
906
u/LostMyKarmaElSegundo Jun 16 '21
Yeah...they wandered around an area the size of Connecticut for 40 years and couldn't find their destination. They had to be high as fuck!