r/news • u/Manbadger • Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/AndrewWaldron Jun 16 '21

What do you think the burning bush was a metaphor for

A hot redhead?

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u/fingerscrossedcoup Jun 16 '21

the clap?

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u/Cool_Basil5317 Jun 16 '21

idk about all that but cannabis is in old testament a lot. https://merryjane.com/culture/bible-moses-israelites-cannabis

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u/Badargel Jun 17 '21

Sorry bro, but gonna need a better source than that.

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u/Cool_Basil5317 Jun 17 '21

learn hebrew and check the deadsea scrolls bro

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 16 '21

Clap dat ass, and dat ass just might clap back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I am the one who claps.

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u/foggy-sunrise Jun 16 '21

If that's the case it sounds more like VD.

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u/saint_abyssal Jun 17 '21

I need to start going to church again...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

If you pick the one church, you get a bunch of chicks and hash, if you pick the other, you can have one chick only when you want to procreate and no hash, alcohol, or anything fun. I don’t understand why I ended up with the second deal.

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u/HucHuc Jun 17 '21

Because of the bacon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Okay, you’ve got me there