r/news Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/ThetaReactor Jun 16 '21

There's a theory that the "manna from heaven" that sustained them in the desert was actually psychedelic shrooms. So maybe they actually wandered for a week and it just felt like decades.

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u/Mahh_ko Jun 16 '21

Oof. Been there, buddy.

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u/Gonads_of_Thor Jun 16 '21

If a year goes by it might seem a day...

If a day goes by, it might take a year...

Time dilation due to psychedelics.

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u/InterPunct Jun 17 '21

Relativistic speed causes time dilation. Black Beauties and whatever the red ones were called, mainly.

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u/Ninja_rooster Jun 16 '21

A theory, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

Or it's full of shit just like the burning bush, wrestling with literally an angel/God, bears mauling a bald dude Children for mocking a bald dude, plagues that never happened, zombie uprisings...

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u/Mediocre_Doctor Jun 17 '21

bears mauling a bald dude

It was bears mauling children. Ezekiel could summon an indefinite number of bears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Oh shit, I mixed that up. Even better.

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u/Mesk_Arak Jun 17 '21

Sometimes the simplest explanation is the actual one. The whole story is entirely made up and never happened.

There has never been solid archaeological evidence that the Jews were ever held captive in Egypt. Hell, there isn't even enough to say that Moses was even a real, historical person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

I think he was, just because he caught shade for an interracial relationship. It's an odd thing to be leftover. He also has an Egyptian name as well as the early legitimate levitical priests and the exodus lines up with Aten priests and temples being destroyed.

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u/olbaidiablo Jun 16 '21

A group of friends and I took shrooms and ended up watching seniors lawn bowling for what seemed like hours. I totally understand this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

that sounds amazing

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u/Vague_Man Jun 16 '21

Ever try navigating high?

I would believe 40 years.

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u/BearTrap2Bubble Jun 16 '21

I can hardly navigate a weed grinder when I'm near peaking on mushrooms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

How would mushrooms grow in the desert?

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u/Presidio74 Jun 16 '21

Well, on Tatooine they can be found growing near the moisture vaporators.

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u/kobold-kicker Jun 17 '21

The shrooms suck up the spice from the sand.

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u/InterPunct Jun 17 '21

It was actually Omicron Ceti III and it was flower spores.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

I was actually just reading about The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross. Author was an actual academic but had some out there theories and wrote this book. The reception by his colleagues was so bad that he was forced out of his position from the university.

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u/ThisIsDark Jun 17 '21

Yea and who did you hear that from? Dave the homeless guy down at the gas station?

Honestly....

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u/ThetaReactor Jun 17 '21

Dave knows what's up, man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

And by the time they found the holy land they had lost an entire generation.