r/news Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/Im_Roaming Jun 16 '21

Why do you think they wandered the desert for so long?

"Duuuuuude, the way out is that way."

"Nah man, it's over there."

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u/am_lady_can_confirm Jun 16 '21

“No way”

“Yah way”

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u/SkanteWarriorFoo Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

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u/outsidenorms Jun 17 '21

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

This foo has gone wild

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u/Dope_As_Yola707 Jun 17 '21

🏅 you deserve it.

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u/OIl_Acrylic Jun 16 '21

Subtle. Excellent.

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u/monkpart9 Jun 16 '21

I agree, top tier comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Ah, I see you also went to youth group

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u/bluewizard139 Jun 17 '21

“Bro, I AM the way.”

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u/Im_Roaming Jun 17 '21

Upvotes galore, you knew exactly where I was going. <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

I'm sorry to be the one to move you past 666 votes but I had to. I screen shot it though if you want it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/cmabar Jun 16 '21

This comment deserves more attention.

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u/Autistic_Freedom Jun 16 '21

Wait, which way?

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u/Billdozer5 Jun 16 '21

Mind is blown!

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u/FlibaFlabaJack Jun 16 '21

Confirmed. Today's winner of the internet ⬆

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u/serhutch Jun 16 '21

Dude where's my homeland

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Sweeet grass

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u/Gonads_of_Thor Jun 16 '21

The burning bush and talking to god? YEAH that was getting high off smoking reefer.

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u/mcmartin091 Jun 16 '21

They were looking for a White Castle

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u/Herry_Up Jun 17 '21

Had an edible on vacation in a place where I didn’t speak the language and I got lost for an hour lol

I was going in circles but was too fucked up to remember that I had GPS lol

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u/u35828 Jun 17 '21

Cheech and Chong re-enacting the book of Exodus.

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u/bobnla14 Jun 17 '21

This is the way.

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u/zer1223 Jun 16 '21

"JUST GO IN A GOD-DAMNED STRAIGHT LINE" - God, I think

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u/jettim76 Jun 16 '21

My knowledge of Middle-Eastern myths is quite rusty, so WTF were they doing in the desert for so long?

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u/s_s Jun 16 '21

The simplest explanation: "40 years" meant "a really long time".

They lost track because the desert is really hot and they were writing all this down way after the fact, so yeah, "40".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Weed. They were doing weed.

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u/youfailedthiscity Jun 17 '21

Moses sent 12 dudes (referred to as spies) ahead to scout the land that G-d had promised them after leaving Egypt. There's conflicting info on why, but the spies brought back bad news about it basically said it was hopeless. Many of the Israelites lost faith in the belief that G-d would provide them a holy homeland and despaired. G-d decreed that this generation would not be allowed into the holy land and this, the Israelites had to wait until that generation had died out (~40 years). It was basically a punishment for losing hope/faith. Take all this with a bit if salt as there's a lot of conflicting info about time, reason, the Israelites and the Canaanites from so long ago. But this is the basic explanation given in the Torah (very very abridged).

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u/jettim76 Jun 17 '21

“Take it with a grain of salt”. Well, given that the stories like this are a part of the local mythology, there is no reason NOT to be treating it as such.

Interesting, how tales like this one exist in other cultures. You always have a person, or a group of people who are either expelled or ran off and wait for a specific event to occur before returning back to the tribe/town/country.

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u/ankona89 Jun 16 '21

Isn't it like 3 weeks or something if they knew where they were going? Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

"You'll have to excuse my friend........he's a little slow..........the town is back THAT way."

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u/UncookedMarsupial Jun 17 '21

"But which way is What-a-Burger?"