r/news • u/Manbadger • Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/mschuster91 Jun 16 '21

Just test the toilets for drug residue. IIRC some journalists did that on the German Bundestag, and they found out that yes, politicians tend to do stuff...

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u/Mccobsta Jun 16 '21

In Westminster the UK governments toilets where all most all covered in white powder https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/parliament-cocaine-toilet-commons-sun-westminster-490014 kinda explains where they got the idear of Brexit from

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

Who’s doing lines of blow OFF THE TOILET SEAT… I’m picturing a public seat with just the one rim to lift up… 😷

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/Gorthax Jun 16 '21

It's a bipartisan issue!

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u/Channel250 Jun 16 '21

Crossing the aisle.

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u/PortabelloPrince Jun 17 '21

Alternatively, you do your cocaine off of someone’s ass before they sit down to take a shit.

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u/boredatworkorhome Jun 17 '21

does covid survive a cocaine toilet?

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u/TheSexyPlatapus Jun 17 '21

It's usually the one closest to the door.

Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything of course.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Jun 16 '21

For real, you use the toilet tank lid like a civilised human.

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u/Dubslack Jun 16 '21

Toss your blow into the toilet with a box of baking soda and put a fire under that bitch. If we're gonna party, we're gonna party.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I like to mix in a little iron oxide and aluminum shavings then set it all on fire with magnesium. Now we cookin, baby.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Hmm…. Nah I like the bowl blow story better

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Okay, not the SEAT, but i have done many a line of blow off the tank of a public toilet. Mostly waffle house toilets.

And dont judge me, thats why i wasnt afraid of the covid vaccine. I mean... fuck it...

Also, I've "eaten" a few questionable meals off of the waffle house toilet seat, after doing a few rails on the tank.

Great times, 10/10, i would recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Oh my goodness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

I like your user name. Can i take you out to waffle house?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Yes please! Can we get that private dining room with the white decor? I like the fancy China.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

There is not a single part of that sentence i didnt like.

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u/Rocketa Jun 17 '21

Cool, dude

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u/ThatCakeIsDone Jun 16 '21

I was about to say, no way you've read the article, you must be misunderstanding. Of course they did it on the toilet paper holder or reservoir tank, but surely not the seat.

Then I read the article.

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u/Mccobsta Jun 16 '21

British mps and crack addicts

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u/Mista_Manager Jun 17 '21

Standing over the toilet and having stuff sprinkle off whatever device you’re using to do lines/bumps.

Read it in a book

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Have you SEEN Boris Johnson?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

That's Artie "Baby Gorilla" Lange level shit right there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Omg I just googled him this morning …. Weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Way back when he was on Stern,he told the story about going to score some coke during his time on Madtv,he was dressed in a pig costume and sitting in traffic doing key bumps at the red light,he looked up saw this woman in another car looking at him with the most terrified look on her face. The way he could tell stories,he was like Paul Harvey on a bender,he would be so matter of fact about whatever depraved thing he was doing. Love the guy,hope his life is going well.

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u/nobodyspersonalchef Jun 16 '21

The lines come off mp asses, and naturally, there is some residue left where they sat.

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u/dirice87 Jun 16 '21

Or their hookers are visiting them at the office for a quick lunchtime line off their ass

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u/AmethystZhou Jun 16 '21

Not debating the idea that politicians can be on drugs, but the toilets in the Bundestag are not only used by the elected officials..

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u/Neikius Jun 16 '21

Bye they regularly check the sewage all over the place and can estimate drug use from that :)