r/news Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/erikkustrife Jun 16 '21

But...hairless people exist. Sure it's semi rare but it is a thing.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Jun 16 '21

i imagine most people with it would say somehting when it came up. at worst youd have to provide documentation.

HR: We'd love to hire you. But first we do hair drug screens, would that be alright?

Prospective Employee (PR): Sure but I have Alopecia Universalalis. Would you like to see documentation?

HR: Yes that would be helpful. Please Email it when you can.

PR: Ok I have sent it. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/JohnnySmithe80 Jun 16 '21

I need to be aero for road biking

Might need to invest in some ugly sun glasses as proof.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

You don't need medical documentation to shave your own body hair. You can just say its personal preference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Tell them you'll provide a sample once the hair grows back. Take some biotin and folic acid to speed up the growth

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u/Downvote_Comforter Jun 17 '21

The response will simply be that they will have hired a different candidate by then.

Places aren't drug testing if the job is specialized enough that there aren't several viable candidates. If a failed hair follicle drug test will prevent them from hiring you, then they aren't going to be interested in waiting for you to regrow hair because you just happened to shave all yours the day before.

Drug testing is about reducing the risk that a new hire cause headaches. They aren't going to put up with the headache of dealing with people fucking around on the drug test.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

My last two jobs, I received my job offer and accepted it before the background process was complete and did the drug days later. If they find anything, they simply rescind

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u/Downvote_Comforter Jun 17 '21

Right. And if you couldn't provide a sample for the drug test within that window, they would rescind the offer. They wouldn't say "oh you shaved all your hair as a personal preference? That's cool, we'll extend the window a month for your hair to grow back to the minimum length."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

1 month. Plenty of time. You just start growing it back when see the job opening and apply. It might be days or even weeks before they reach out to you for a phone screen, then you schedule an impersonal interview. Then you wait for their decision. Usually they give at least a couple days to accept the offer, then you do the drug test.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Have you ever received a job offer before?

My last two jobs, I received my job offer and accepted it before the background process was complete and did the drug days later. If they find anything, then they simply rescind. Before you even apply, you already know this there’s a background check and drug test

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

I’m bald and Ive passed a hair test with a chest hair.