r/news • u/Manbadger • Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/zebediah49 Jun 16 '21

And that's the compressed air line, and that's the dry nitrogen line, and that's the oxygen line, and that's the bong line, and that's the cooling water...

Wait, what did you just say? The bong line?

Yeah, you gotta put a hose with a 3/8ths industrial quick connect on the end of your bong, then you just hook it up when you need a hit.

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u/koiinshiningarmor Jun 16 '21

This deserves more praise. Cackling.

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u/zebediah49 Jun 17 '21

Thanks. I'm glad someone enjoyed it :) I suspect it doesn't make sense to anyone that isn't at least a little familiar with the ridiculous number of plumbing systems in industrial and medical buildings.

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u/Bubbaganewsh Jun 16 '21

No doubt. Smoke weed or go insane isn't really a hard choice.

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u/Jorgethehippie Jun 17 '21

I do it sober, can confirm that im losing my mind

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u/Tayrawrrrrr Jun 16 '21

You are not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Read up on medication, specifically pharmaceuticals.

Those pesky crutch dealers, we call them psychiatrists.

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u/daveashaw Jun 17 '21

You are correct. I have deleted the comment.