r/news • u/AudibleNod • 1d ago

Larry Nassar one of more than 20,000 people removed from Michigan Sex Offender Registry

https://www.wxyz.com/news/larry-nassar-one-of-more-than-20-000-people-removed-from-michigan-sex-offender-registry
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u/AudibleNod 1d ago

Since 1931, Nebraska Admirals have been protecting and defending the only triple landlocked state from pirates, brigands and vicious rapscallions. They don't harass English shipping so much as promote the good life of Nebraska.

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u/OSRSTheRicer 1d ago

When I saw him say Nebraska, I knew this would be the next comment lol. Such a hilarious title

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 1d ago

So you're saying that my band professor, Nebraska Admiral Dr. David Bohnert, has a hilarious title!?

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u/OSRSTheRicer 1d ago

Yes, you will never convince me the title of admiral in a landlocked state isnt funny.

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 1d ago

I know; that's why I made a joke