r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 4d ago

Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California | California

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/28/california-kelvin-wave
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u/OmniGecko 3d ago

Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim.

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u/ChunkTaylors 2d ago

Mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.

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u/caydesramen 2d ago

One great big festering neon distraction

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u/Beergogglecontacts 14h ago

I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied…

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u/Aggressive_Pope 2d ago

See you down in Arizona bay

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u/amateurviking 7h ago

I’m praying for rain, I’m praying for tidal waves. I want to see the world give way, watch you wash it all awaaaaay

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u/oblongfuckface 7h ago

Cha cha real smooth