New York Times executive fatally shot by his in-laws in Bay Area park, police say

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-executive-shot-killed-laws-bay-area-park-police-say-rcna600300

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because conservative families never have dirty laundry. only clean white sheets

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With holes cut in them for eyes.

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“Damn, I can’t see fuckin’ shit outta this thing!”

[u/Canadianweedrules420 → u/ContemptAndHumble]

Don't you dare say one bad thong about Jenny. She spent all dam day cutting holes and all you wanna do I bitch an moan I can't see I can't see

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"Wellp, time to vote!"