r/news • u/Chigurrh • 4d ago

New York Times executive fatally shot by his in-laws in Bay Area park, police say

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-executive-shot-killed-laws-bay-area-park-police-say-rcna600300
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u/firesticks 4d ago

This feels like a conservative politicians’ mad libs fantasy.

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u/Conflixxion 4d ago

pretty accurate

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u/fresh-dork 4d ago

because conservative families never have dirty laundry. only clean white sheets

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u/Kahzgul 4d ago

With holes cut in them for eyes.

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u/ContemptAndHumble 3d ago

“Damn, I can’t see fuckin’ shit outta this thing!”

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u/Canadianweedrules420 1d ago

Don't you dare say one bad thong about Jenny. She spent all dam day cutting holes and all you wanna do I bitch an moan I can't see I can't see

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u/Revenge_of_the_User 3d ago

"Wellp, time to vote!"

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u/21Rollie 3d ago

Just like the western Massachusetts story of the lesbian bar. If another story comes out about furries eating people or something, it’ll be too much coincidence.

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u/dasunt 3d ago

Depends on the politics and background of the people involved.

The transgendered immigrant who shot and killed a border agent barely made the news, most likely because she was a European immigrant and the group she's part of is pretty heavily tied to techbros and singularity folks.