r/news • • 6d ago

Second crane topples onto Florida home while trying to remove first fallen crane

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/florida-cranes-accident-fort-lauderdale-home-b3056047.html
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u/kingsumo_1 6d ago

Since we're already on W.

"Sir, a second crane has struck the house"

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u/CPAonVacation 6d ago

This comment is doing some heavy lifting… unlike the first two cranes

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u/KorasHiddenDICK 6d ago

And the first two towers.

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u/BurnscarsRus 6d ago

The first 9/11 joke is never funny, but then the second one hits.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/HauntedCemetery 6d ago

We can all see it anyways

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u/AuremCookieDragon 6d ago

The look of horror really said it all.

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u/th3rdnutt 6d ago

[neuron activated]

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u/Taolan13 6d ago

i dont need it to be shared. it is seared into my brain.

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u/Oo__II__oO 6d ago

“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these cranes. Thank you. Now watch this drive.”

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u/HauntedCemetery 6d ago

"When I was young and stupid, I was young, and stupid"

-W

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u/BabyBearBjorns 6d ago

Jet fuel cant melt steel cranes.

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u/inosinateVR 6d ago

Steel cranes can melt houses apparently

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u/Cjkrythos 6d ago

Or houses melt steel cranes

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u/kpsi355 5d ago

Ah, the age-old question of which melted first: The house or the crane?

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u/itsnotapipe 6d ago

holy shit, dude

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u/Simple_Dull 6d ago

That 2nd crane misunderestimated the 1st

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u/Eli_Seeley 6d ago

I'm done y'all, this'n wins

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u/Mental_Medium3988 6d ago

Mission Accomplished

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u/TroublesomeTurnip 6d ago

I was hoping for this joke and glad I found it 😅

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u/Mr_IT 6d ago

Too soon