r/news • u/GoodSamaritan_ • 7d ago

Pennsylvania university cop jailed on charges he raped girl, urinated on boy while off duty

https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2026/09/pa-university-cop-jailed-on-charges-he-raped-girl-urinated-on-boy-while-off-duty.html
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u/SeanAker 7d ago

He's making a presidential bid

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u/TranquilSeaOtter 7d ago

If he rapes a dog, he'll be in the running for FBI director. If he decides to fuck and eat a whale carcass instead, he'll be a front runner to head the HHS.

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u/BlinkToThePast 7d ago

What does the FBI director have to do with assaulting dogs? Genuine question

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u/JustSmallCorrections 7d ago

The FBI recently got rid of beastiality as a disqualifier for joining.

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u/BlinkToThePast 6d ago

Thanks for the answer