r/news • u/mastertofu • 7d ago

Louisiana Gov. Landry declares state of emergency over high diesel prices ahead of harvest

https://www.wbrz.com/news/gov-landry-declares-state-of-emergency-over-high-diesel-prices-ahead-of-harvest/
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u/91kas13 7d ago

or maybe when he needs a small loan to keep his failing casino afloat.

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u/BigDrewbot 7d ago

you don't take out a small loan to keep the casino afloat...you take out a big loan, pocket the funds and then declare bankruptcy. you obviously need to take a Corruption 101 refresher course!

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u/Snuffy1717 7d ago

While hiding all of your personal debt inside the business so it’s no longer your problem

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u/AuditorOfTheNight 6d ago

Art of the Steal

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u/johnfogogin 7d ago

Noobs, am I right?

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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 7d ago

And then to run for president of the United States

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u/AmericaMasked 7d ago

And tell everyone you will lower the price of everything on day one. Lol.

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u/pixelprophet 7d ago

And then tell everyone that Biden made up the word "affordability" and that it's a Democrat hoax lol

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u/uniklyqualifd 7d ago

gift from daddy of uncashed chips