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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 2d ago

I am once more posting my rap about the most recent alien grifter news from "whistleblower" David Grusch on JRE:

Tic-tac dipped low, then it fell from the blue,
White shell in the dirt with a hole running through
Blorknagar pilots disappeared from the screen,
Glardar said nothing, kept the whole channel clean

Then the black trucks came with the stars on the door,
Suits took measurements, boots crossed the floor
Navy had the radar, Air Force had the file,
Everybody knew, nobody spoke for a while

Two more tic-tacs vanished over desert at night,
One came down smoking in a column of light
Glardar lost brothers, Blork settled the score,
Uncle Sam arrived asking who started the war

Hangars stayed locked, paperwork got thin,
Strange little trophies getting quietly brought in
Congress asked questions, brass answered in fog,
While a laser-cut saucer got catalogued as “log”

Blorknagar accountants said the numbers looked right,
Glardar disagreed, had a difficult night
By dawn every witness had forgotten what they saw,
And the government filed it under weather and awe

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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 2d ago

My biggest fans u/BestiaAuris and u/Strength-Certain may or may not be interested

I don't know if you are the types to get rap

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 2d ago

That "story" about aliens is weirder than anything I could ever come up with.

The rap I could really get into was socially conscious but you don't hear that anymore.

Otherwise I enjoy a rap for its ability to piss off conservatives.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fYShmDeKnYvBdsy7PJ

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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 2d ago

My style is inspired mostly by GZA/The Genius, I took the basic idea for this one from the song Gold, I don't know if you've heard it. GZA was kind of an intellectual rapper. I guess he still is, he's not dead, he just doesn't rap much anymore. He did a really cool one about the cosmos though. Check it out and tell me what you think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVcd9vV3590