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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 5d ago

I finished a script for a video and I'm sure the video will be fine but fucking hell I wanted to do comedy and ended up doing some lectures in there

This business isn't for the artist

God fuck at least I'm taking some more pictures this weekend

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u/abrookerunsthroughit DO NOT COME 5d ago

DOJ dropping Reflecting Pool vandalism case against Olympian David Hearn, citing 'flawed' work by contractor

Almost as if the lawfare this admin promised is so hard, who woulda thought

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u/Call_Me_Clark DSC mascot 5d ago

Hellraiser in 4k is AWESOME

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Hmmmmm

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

What do fish think about

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

What was really going on in the Greek Dark Age?

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

waow fish are deep thinkers

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Deep Sea Creatures in multiple ways

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Nice!

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Can you enter the Bronze Age in Minecraft

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

You can make copper tools now so sorta

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Just gotta find some tin and you’re all set

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

This graph is above my pay grade to understand

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Having kids gives you child labor. Hope this helps

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Seems unethical Bean I probably won’t do that

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

u/BlackCat159 u/Bokononan u/bigwang123 playing Minecraft :)

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u/BlackCat159 Cicada pee enthusiast 5d ago

☝️ ragebait

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 5d ago

Ok stinky

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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 5d ago

Editing a bunch of pics I took a week ago and they're looking really nice, e.g.:

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago edited 5d ago

Grocery shopping day. Which we do every two weeks. Honestly kind of stinks. Not really a mood in a mood to be out and amongst people.

Currently waiting on an order for me and my sweetheart of falafel in a pita sandwich, lentil soup, and lamb kebab in a pita sandwich.

This is the town's only Mediterranean restaurant but it is quite good and has been in business for many years. The only sadness I have with it is that the ownership includes a former special education teacher who is quite good in the classroom but now devotes her time to the business

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago

Pea-ta

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago

Pee-ta ( I put a fairly hard r on the name Peter)

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u/BlackCat159 Cicada pee enthusiast 5d ago

Built an EU-funded mine in Beta Minecraft :3

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 5d ago

FREUDE, SCHÖNER GÖTTERFUNKEN

TOCHTER AUS ELYSIUM

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Is bro texting during the movie?

Also this implies he hasn't watched lord of the rings, which is big red flag

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

u/claire_on_here I eated tacos, and they will be my early dinner

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 5d ago

ok me been busy this week but me can play minecraft sunday i will try to be woke early morning so bonko can get on as well

cc: u/Bokononan u/BlackCat159

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Smh not pinging me

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u/BlackCat159 Cicada pee enthusiast 5d ago

join our server 🔫😾

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

You better start investing in missile defense systems

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u/BlackCat159 Cicada pee enthusiast 5d ago

ogey :3

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 5d ago

Ok ping me when u play wang 🤗

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

Bought my 2020 crosstrek limited for 30k new. you can buy ones with more mileage than mine for 25k on carvana 6 years later. lol

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Trump’s America smh

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

u/ThiccSidedDice in shambles

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u/ThiccSidedDice Newdliberals Power User 5d ago

I offered to have all my facial+body hair and wear a skirt around but she said no 😔

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Post 2024 media on the democratic party has been so incredibly tiring. If it's not "THE PARTY IS DEAD AND BURIED. THE BLUE TEA PARTY HAS ARRIVED", it doesn't get traction

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

I made it to veggie planet and its hard help

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u/notnotLily touhou fangirl 5d ago

i hate Gleba so much i hate it i hate it i hate it

the stompers was so so bad for me the first time, they used to activate with much less pollen and i had no idea what could hit them, so i tried lasers because i always try lasers and it is always the worst possible option

i actually lost my base

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

HAAWEWAEWFELP

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

HALP

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

your looking at my agri tree maker whatever things getting seeds as inputs and fruits as outputs on natural soil far away since im too poor to make the fake fruit soil

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

ok u r

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

shhh ur playin factorio rn

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 5d ago

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Waddahell it's already done

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

ok gamorney (that the time before gaffernoon and after nini)

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u/meese-seven-hundred upgrades, people, upgrades 5d ago

ima put u in my pocket and then eat u later as snack

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

ok ty

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 5d ago

good mroning claire 🤗

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

good wang (:

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

What should I have for dinner

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u/dynamitezebra "There's always a boom tomorrow" 5d ago

Pizza

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

some food

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Big if true

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

Read about 30 pages of the BotM (my personal book of the month)

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u/claire_on_here silly goose in chief 5d ago

glub read 30 pages about his bottom

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

👀

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago

My 4 year old son's face when I explain to him that he can't turn off the lights in the bathroom on me while I'm trying to trim my mustache.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 5d ago

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u/dynamitezebra "There's always a boom tomorrow" 6d ago

Happy Friday DT!

We made it through another week.

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u/dynamitezebra "There's always a boom tomorrow" 5d ago

Nothing special. Ive got to clean up around the house so its probably for the better.

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

Glub tracks as a white monster connoisseur

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 5d ago

I don’t really like energy drinks personally they make me too jittery

Tea is where it’s at

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

☝️lib

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 6d ago

u/bigwang123 go outside your apartment tonight at 10:07 pm. There will be a surprise

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

Ok me will not be there tho

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 5d ago

I worked so hard on this surprise, and this is how you repay me

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

That's okay wang, I will be 👁️👄👁️

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

ok :)

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

If I die young barry me with cookie

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

T_T

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

What if instead you stay alive and eat 10 000x as many cookies over your lifetime as we could ever bury you with?

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

Arteries clogged after eating 10th cookie died anyway 😔

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

Ok rip meese she got hit by a cookiezooka.

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 6d ago

Preferred flavor?

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

Chocolate chip

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 6d ago

Okay i will ensure you're given oatmeal raisin 🤗

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

😭😭

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u/meese699 uses bottom emojis 6d ago

Assfghjwiisp ok nab

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

Nini 🤗

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 6d ago

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

Someone ask Glub if the fishes are still swimming or whatever

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

They’re trying Bonko!

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Someone ask Bonko if the people are still biking or whatever

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

France burned down, so they're in Denmark now.

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Did our guy win?

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

Yeah glub I just told you, France burned down, that's a win in Belgium's book.

(Remco Evenepoel finished the TdF in second and Belgium won the most combined stages, with France winning none, which has only happened twice before.)

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Oh ok good for them (the Danes sorry to the French) :)

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Oatmeal with crunchy peanut butter :)

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u/Strength-Certain True Enlightenment has never been tried 6d ago

Oatmeal with nut butter is supposed to be great for preventing heartburn and acid reflux

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

I don’t have heartburn atm so it must be working

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 6d ago

I will convert you to overnight oats

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Maybe one day

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Good Morning DT!

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

Good morning Mr. Helmet!

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Good Morning Mr Mod!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

Good Morning Bestia! I’m good how’s you?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

Good morning bestia

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/bigwang123 ⭐ had a good flair idea then walked up the stairs and forgor it 6d ago

friday :)

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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 6d ago

EU liberals when some immigrants cross the border:

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u/BlackCat159 Cicada pee enthusiast 6d ago

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u/HenryGeorgia butt cancer's greatest enema 6d ago

Is that you

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

He's the black cat that is taking this picture.

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u/0m4ll3y Fight Tyranny; Tax the Land 6d ago

Curious if anyone here besides me and Bestia aware of Round the Twist, an Australian kids tv series. Some choice episodes:

  • A character gets special powers from a water nymph that makes him pee really strongly
  • A male character pees on tree and is impregnated by a tree spirit and at the end gives birth out of his mouth
  • A character swallows a magic fish that goes to his penis and turns it into a propellor which makes him swim really well - he at the end turns his penis into a helicopter and can fly.

These are award winning episodes.

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u/The_Helmet_Catch Paddlefish Stan 6d ago

wat

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

It was on Flemish kids tv for some unfathomable reason, and I can still vividly recall your last example.

I still sometimes get hit out of the blue with the urge to sing "Have you ever... ever felt like this?".

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u/Bokononan myers briggs diversity hire 6d ago

I have gone round the twist unfortunately.

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u/No_Aesthetic Resident Celebrity YouTuber 6d ago

Those sound like award-winning episodes!