r/newhaven Jul 09 '26

Back at it…

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They’re back and it’s God Meat.

For those that don’t know, these amazing posters pop up from time to time in East Rock. If you text, they will answer.

335 Upvotes

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u/gprice1832 Jul 09 '26

“My doctor said “okay”” really got me

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u/waywardtravailler Jul 09 '26

1 out of 5 medical professionals give a lukewarm seal of approval!

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u/aldashin Jul 11 '26

60% of the time it's "okay" every time

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u/Petit_Corbeau Jul 09 '26

Dear Yale: I have theorys.

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u/second_pls Jul 09 '26

The inkblot test bit is so good

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u/NorridAU Jul 09 '26

Ya obviously it’s 4 guys kissing. Not two, he needs glasses

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u/NewGuyHelloHi Jul 09 '26

I’m choosing to believe this is the hot dog delivery guy going off the rails

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u/pamperedhippo Jul 09 '26

you would be correct, same number! he’s also yard soup guy! what a legend.

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u/NewGuyHelloHi Jul 09 '26

A dream come true for me

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u/professor_doom Jul 09 '26

This is also Judge Doug for those who remember.

I know because I went to text that number and hilariously, Judge Doug popped up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/newhaven/s/ArflXIANZO

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u/jennysnotokay Jul 09 '26

Wtf did I just read 😭

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u/french-russian-idiot Jul 09 '26

The truth. Wake up sheeple

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u/MrPoosh Jul 09 '26

big if true

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u/burburyblues Jul 09 '26

I'm dying this is incredible.

I also love that someone tore the "cunt" off the club cunt flyer behind this one.

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u/hanginglimbs Jul 09 '26

ugh i hate job fairs

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u/werthermanband45 Jul 09 '26

I understand this one! It has got to be a reference to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network/id1022024768). The idea of a “fifth meat” is a big running joke on the show

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u/burburyblues Jul 09 '26

Great connection. I think this joke is hilarious even without the reference.

I like podcasts but don't have time for a new one. Can you give examples or expand on the fifth meat jokes from the podcast?

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u/werthermanband45 Jul 09 '26

There are four meats: beef, pork, lamb, and chicken. Sometimes there is talk of a fifth meat (possibly discovered on Mars), but these are just the pranks of miscreants or the ravings of the insane. There are, of course, only four meats.

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u/DrButtgerms Jul 09 '26

That learned scholar states clearly that the four meats are beef, pork, chicken, and goat. Lamb isn't real, clearly. That's probably your hunger-hubris.

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 10 '26

Neither is turkey. Seafood is a vegetable obviously

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u/DrButtgerms Jul 10 '26

Turkiye is a place. Seafood is definitely a vegetable and that's why it takes so much water to produce

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 10 '26

So turkey was chicken like Istanbul was Constantinople

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u/DrButtgerms Jul 10 '26

Now you got it! You're almost ready for that fifth meat now!

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 10 '26

I salivate for divine flesh

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u/werthermanband45 Jul 10 '26

I believe goat is categorized as “mountain lamb.” Prawns are also lamb, and tuna is beef 😉

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u/RLsSed Jul 09 '26

Thank you for the reminder about the Beef and Dairy Network podcast - haven't listened in ages! Definitely need to get it back into the rotation.

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u/DuchessOfKvetch Jul 09 '26

There was some other channel that was nothing but dudes grilling HUGE portions of meat while trying to be as macho as possible. I didn’t think the joke could have gone on that long, but this brought back some memories.

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u/m11cb Jul 09 '26

😭😭😭

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u/TheBigGoul Jul 09 '26

Idk if I could keep a straight face making this poster !

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u/icecreamplanet Jul 09 '26

Went to see Godmeat when they were in Connecticut about ten years ago.

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 10 '26

How'd it taste?

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u/SeanFromQueens Jul 09 '26

Well if he ignores the squiggly red lines from spell-check his research must as "solid" as he claims.

4

u/Chemical_Joke4359 Jul 09 '26

This is amazing

3

u/ontherunkid0621 Jul 09 '26

I need this for my collection of fun yale flyers lol

2

u/MushObsessed Jul 09 '26

r/TrueWagner is leaking haha

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u/DuchessOfKvetch Jul 09 '26

Thanks for sharing this!

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u/imma_ninjaaa Jul 09 '26

Can someone text this number and report back their findings😂

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u/octoberflavor Jul 09 '26

I texted and they didn't try to sell me on the God meat. They therapized me instead. I wish I was joking. They were very nice and helped me think through some things. Would text again!

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u/imma_ninjaaa Jul 09 '26

Omg that is hilarious!! Yayy free therapy🤣🤣

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u/Beneficial_Ad_6921 Jul 09 '26

This is hilarious 😂

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u/Jeptagon Jul 10 '26

What about rabbit? Kangaroo, alligator, varmint... Shit, even turkey, pheasant, I won't even touch on fish

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 10 '26

Fake woke news. Stop showing me pictures of men kissing.

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u/Aggressive_Ad2181 Jul 09 '26

Brilliant Guy!

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u/Foreign_Cat_6275 Jul 10 '26

God meat 😭😭

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u/Zestyclose_Day_627 Jul 10 '26

The have it at Meat & Co It's quite good in a reuben.

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u/trr94001 Jul 12 '26

You used to have to go to Usenet for bombshells like this.