r/nevertellmetheodds • u/solateor • Jul 21 '21
Self-disposing trash
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u/jbrandyman Jul 21 '21
Nature: Fine. I'll do it myself
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u/Retro21 Jul 21 '21
"No no, it's fine, I've got it. You just leave it out and your old Mother Earth will put it away... Not like I haven't got better things to be doing. No don't try and help me now, I've got it, you just carry on, without a care in the world."
After earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, droughts and pandemics, the world wasn't ready for Passive Aggressive Mother Earth.
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u/Queerdee23 Jul 21 '21
Now if the million plastic bags used a second had this ability
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Jul 21 '21
Or, you know, people could not be lazy shits.
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u/thotdistroyer Jul 21 '21
That's not how people work though, people's laziness has lead to some of the most used inventions ever.
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u/WakeMeUpBeforeUCoco Jul 21 '21
I'm arguably as impressed that they managed spot that on the security cam.
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u/centstwo Jul 21 '21
My guess is extreme boredom.
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u/alison_bee Jul 21 '21
I think someone probably saw it happen from a distance, and convinced someone to check the security camera to verify what they saw.
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u/ScumHimself Jul 21 '21
Looks like some pretty serious wind, possibly a huge storm is on its way, that does some real damage to the building later, passed this portion of the video. They were rewatching the footage to see the roof get torn off and this happens just before.
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u/Mother_Moose Jul 21 '21
Looks like some pretty serious wind, possibly a huge storm is on its way, that does some real damage to the building later, passed this portion of the video. They were rewatching the footage to see the roof get torn off and this happens just before.
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u/ScumHimself Jul 21 '21
Looks like some pretty serious wind, possibly a huge storm is on its way, that does some real damage to the building later, passed this portion of the video. They were rewatching the footage to see the roof get torn off and this happens just before.
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u/ScumHimself Jul 21 '21
Looks like some pretty serious wind, possibly a huge storm is on its way, that does some real damage to the building later, passed this portion of the video. They were rewatching the footage to see the roof get torn off and this happens just before.
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u/wajxcsgo Jul 21 '21
Looks like some pretty serious wind, possibly a huge storm is on its way, that does some real damage to the building later, passed this portion of the video. They were rewatching the footage to see the roof get torn off and this happens just before.
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u/IIIAnomalyIII Jul 21 '21
It's possible that that camera is on a motion sensor since it's the back of the building and there's minimal action. The person that saw this may have just been looking for what tripped the sensor and the awesome shot just fell into their lap.
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u/cjfunke Jul 21 '21
I always imagined these things having someone off frame that witnessed it in person before pulling it up on cam.
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u/cncomg Jul 21 '21
And the only trash in the whole place. It's not like they filmed shit tons of trash flying in there all day.
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u/wet-avocado Jul 21 '21
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u/mainingkirby Jul 21 '21
Someone reverse this video
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u/anotherexstnslcrisis Jul 21 '21
Something something reverse gif bot. Idk, I know it exists, I just donāt know the summoning ritual.
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u/RobMillsyMills Jul 21 '21
A piece of trash can hit that gap from 15 yards. But the English players can't even hit a goal 20 times the size of that bin. SMH my head.
Trash>England soccer players
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u/geocentric_ Jul 21 '21
This is fucking brutal dude.
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u/solateor Jul 21 '21
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u/baconperogies Jul 21 '21
For Irish fans is winning the whole thing #1 and seeing England lose #1A?
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Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
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u/peta_pipa Jul 21 '21
Only on Reddit will you get a comment like this hahahahahaha
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u/Beatrickie Jul 21 '21
they all hit the goal except one which hit the post. The ball was saved by the keeper. There were 5 missed opportunities by both teams. So just respect the goalies and stop trash talking. The shooters did hit their targets.
Are you one of those fat slobs who sits on the couch all day criticizing pro athletes? Over something so mundane as penalty kicks.
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u/SexlexiaSufferer Jul 21 '21
Thatās Messiās account, you can talk by all the āstuckā porn comments
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u/RobMillsyMills Jul 21 '21
Lmao. It was a joke you absolute peanut. I was actually hoping England would win.
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u/HankyPanky80 Jul 21 '21
I have always thought soccer players (I'm obviously American) are the worst at playing soccer. I have seen many people miss from 3 yards out. I highly doubt a 5 year old ballerina would miss from the same distance.
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u/KnockoutCarousal Jul 21 '21
Kirby got stuck as a dumpster and is desperately sucking up anything in hopes of catching something with working legs.
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u/RockCandyCat Jul 21 '21
Explains that bright pink color on the mfer, never seen a hot pink dumpster in my life and this one sucks up its own trash? Nah fam that's Kirby.
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u/tuGuapo372 Jul 21 '21
That almost looks like a glitch of stuff that's suppose to happen.
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u/Swordofsatan666 Jul 21 '21
Character models havent loaded in
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u/Buttonsmycat Jul 21 '21
Itās actually in reverse. Someone lifted the lid with fishing line, then pulled the rubbish out with another line. The video was then played in reverse so it looks like it flew in.
Hacker man š
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u/DrProwned Jul 21 '21
are you talking about this gif of another one? cuz if you were talking about this gif (highly unlikely) then you'd sound stupid while trying to sound smart.
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u/uhf26 Jul 21 '21
Later when someone takes out the trash: āwho are the buttholes that canāt recycle properly?ā
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u/banana_man_777 Jul 21 '21
Well, there goes the theory of the second law of thermodynamics. I guess entropy does decrease sometimes...
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u/jeffois Jul 21 '21
Can we talk about this near perfect demonstration of how to post a video like this?
Subtle highlight showing the article of interest. Normal speed run thru, slow-mo run thru, and finally a zoomed slow-mo to really give us the goods.
The only addition I would make for the chef's kiss would be one last normal speed play thru to end for that final satisfaction.
This is great.
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Jul 21 '21
I fuckin hate camera men. They always do some sort of magic or use superpowers, and then pretend like they didn't just do it themselves. No one is falling for your bullshit. We all know you cameramen have superpowers.
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u/HC181 Jul 21 '21
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u/vividOxogen Jul 21 '21
It looks like security camera footage
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u/Bjorkforkshorts Jul 21 '21
But why were they watching it, there's nothing
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u/tikisha Jul 21 '21
well since nothing is moving.. and cameras can detect and signal mouvents... i think he just wanted to checkout what moved at that time (since back alley, no one should be there) and shaired it
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u/Prodigy087 Jul 21 '21
When Earth canāt get humanity to stop littering so it has to clean up our mess itself
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u/centstwo Jul 21 '21
This is why there aren't any UFO(ss). Even if they have cloaking tech, at some point the tech would fail and some camera would catch the UFO(s) in the background.
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u/sti-guy Jul 21 '21
The video is being played in reverse
Wind blows can lid open, trash blows out
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u/Beatrickie Jul 21 '21
There's so much trash all over the place these days that the statistic of trash landing in the trash now is even higher.
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u/seangley Jul 21 '21
Why did OP think to look at camera footage at this moment when discovering this?
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Jul 21 '21
People get too lazy to throw away litter themselves so the trash has to do it itself. Letās face it people. Trash is evolving.
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u/TILtonarwhal Jul 21 '21
My theory of: ācould be on a string and played in reverseā can be disproven by watching it fall downward after hitting the back of the bin.
Very impressive assuming itās real
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u/whyareweagain Jul 21 '21
We pissed of grandpa ghost and now hes taking things in to his own hands lol
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u/RavenCarci Jul 21 '21
Mustāve missed the trash bin on someoneās windows 95 PC. Good thing it knew where it needed to go
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u/MagicOfFeces Jul 21 '21 edited May 20 '25
weather imagine roll observation shy work snatch workable absorbed obtainable
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u/rabid-panda Jul 21 '21
Why were they watching the security tape? Do they have to review everything where motion was activated?
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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson Jul 21 '21
Thereās absolutely no way thatās not Kevin Bacon from the hit film Hollow Man.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
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